Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Denbrought]

Hey, if you put me in that corner, where will you put GasBandit?

Opposite the "we have food at home" corner, as if repelled by a tower of psionic cardboard.

 

[Bubble181]

I'd say "in the MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS" corner, but a bit further along, straight to the morning-after-regret.

 

[DarkAudit]

@stienman definitely in the “we have food at home” corner. His house is probably better stocked than most McDonald’s anyway.

 

[PatrThom]

@stienman definitely in the “we have food at home” corner. His house is probably better stocked than most McDonald’s anyway.

Yes, for minutes at a time. Minutes!
I imagine their household as one that gets a lot of use out of Shipt.

—Patrick

 

[Chad Sexington]

I'm definitely in the "We have food at home." Unless I am hungover, at which point McDonald's is the cure.

 

[GasBandit]

You guys, "we have food at home" is not meant to actually measure people who have food at home. The three points are actually representative of responsibility vs hedonism vs sadism.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[strawman]

 

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"I was just holding this carbon for a friend"

 

[PatrThom]

“I don’t know who it was that dumped 40 kilotons of dust per year on the planet, but it wasn’t me!”
...and that’s terrible!

—Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

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Fatherhood goals.

Also thanks to this thread, I bought my kids McDonalds last night, you bastards.

 

[Denbrought]

Also thanks to this thread, I bought my kids McDonalds last night, you bastards.

Blame the mspaint.

 

[General Specific]

I hate McDonald's everything and don't have kids. Where do I fall on that chart?

 

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Fatherhood goals.

Also thanks to this thread, I bought my kids McDonalds last night, you bastards.

I did this to my wife once when we first got married. While she was showering, I put on a leather glove and held a real knife in the shower. Genuine scream. She laughed about it as soon as she realized it was me, but in retrospect, seems kind of mean.

 

[blotsfan]

I did this to my wife once when we first got married. While she was showering, I put on a leather glove and held a real knife in the shower. Genuine scream. She laughed about it as soon as she realized it was me, but in retrospect, seems kind of mean.

You should do it again now that you have fancy new knives.

 

[GasBandit]

I hate McDonald's everything and don't have kids. Where do I fall on that chart?

ZE CHART IST NICHT ABOUT MCDONALDS OR KIDS!

 

[Dave]

Sure it is. It says "McDonalds" right on the chart. 6 times!

 

[GasBandit]

Sure it is. It says "McDonalds" right on the chart. 6 times!

It
is
a
METAPHOR​

 

[mikerc]

It
is
a
METAPHOR​

No it's a fast food place. How can you not know what McDonalds is?

 

[strawman]

THERE
ARE
FOUR
MEMES!​

 

[General Specific]

 

[GasBandit]

ANYWAY....

 

[Denbrought]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

I actually used to grade color for Kodak.
Periwinkle, cornflower, fuchsia, eggplant, mauve...I know what all of these mean.
It’s caused some confusion.

—Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

Aight, guess I'll start one of these.

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I guess I'm at the top, but really it's more like "Slap that stupidity outta their heads"

 

[GasBandit]

I guess I'm at the top, but really it's more like "Slap that stupidity outta their heads"

*coughs, choking on drink*

You are SO "McD! McD! McD!" you need to be off the chart to the bottom right.

 

[Gruebeard]

*coughs, choking on drink*

You are SO "McD! McD! McD!" you need to be off the chart to the bottom right.

Well, I do indeed do all my Halforums browsing sitting at a bar, so yeah.

 

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It
is
a
METAPHOR​

 

[GasBandit]

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[Celt Z]

It
is
a
METAPHOR​

I thought it was a triangle.

 

[GasBandit]

I thought it was a triangle.

Et tu, Keltsy?

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]