GasBandit
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Well, if she needs a conjugal visit, I'll just have to make sure the guards check the room for shivs first
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Make sure they also check her secret ninja compartment.Well, if she needs a conjugal visit, I'll just have to make sure the guards check the room for shivs first
--Patrick
GasBandit
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Yeah, might be a .380 hidden up there.
Dave
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And in other, more humorous news, they finally caught the "serial pooper" at a New Jersey high school.
See, every day they've been finding that someone had shit on the track or the football field. So they set a trap and waited to catch the perp with his or her pants down. Turns out that (surprise!) it was a dude. But not just ANY dude! He was a school superintendent. So he's currently on leave from his $147,000+ a year job and in hiding.
http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html
edit: I misread the first time and thought he was doing it at his own school. He was not. It was a different high school.
See, every day they've been finding that someone had shit on the track or the football field. So they set a trap and waited to catch the perp with his or her pants down. Turns out that (surprise!) it was a dude. But not just ANY dude! He was a school superintendent. So he's currently on leave from his $147,000+ a year job and in hiding.
http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html
edit: I misread the first time and thought he was doing it at his own school. He was not. It was a different high school.
My brain is on the fritz today, and definitely not translating words properly.Well, if she needs a conjugal visit, I'll just have to make sure the guards check the room for shivs first
A @Cajungal visit sounds fun, though. (Because of the comedy and ukelele)
I was going to post this earlier. That's the town next to mine. We're so proud. Go Hornets!
We're #2! we're #2! we're #2! we're #2! we're #2! we're #2! we're #2!I was going to post this earlier. That's the town next to mine. We're so proud. Go Hornets!
In the UK occupation, age, sex are reported. Sounds like she doesn’t have any other occupation?
Cajungal
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Thank you for clarifying.
Yes, I think he was looking forward to seeing you, and not just misspelling "conjugal."
--Patrick
Uh, Paging @WasabiPoptart - everything okay?
He should have stuck to the Chicago Sunroof.
My inner socialist says that the UK doing so is lingering debris from their long history of class warfare.
(But I'm not being terribly serious here; you don't need to rebut)
I think I've caught your brain fritz from earlier in the thread. I read your comment & thought "What's lingerie debris? And what's it got to do with class warfare?"My inner socialist says that the UK doing so is lingering debris from their long history of class warfare.
(But I'm not being terribly serious here; you don't need to rebut)
GasBandit
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I think there are some anime games that involve that.
OK. Wasn't sure of Kilauea's proximity to Oahu.
figmentPez
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Not sure if it's because I've got the flu, but this made me cry:
Kilauea is down near the bottom right corner at the Hawaii Volcanoes National Park, Wasabi lives on the smaller island with Honolulu just above map center to the left. I've been trying to learn more about the islands because my wife would love to take a trip there, I'm not sure it's a good idea to put me on an island in the middle of the ocean. Storms seem to like me.
Because it isn't voiced?
GasBandit
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When why is W a consonant (unless you're Welsh)?
Z is also voiced. Consonants can be voiced but vowels must be voiced. That is my guess.
Oh yeah we're good. Kilauea is on the island of Hawaii aka the Big Island. We're over on Oahu, about 120 miles away. We've got vog from the volcano that's making me want to hack up a lung, but that's about it. Oh and there was a huge earthquake over there today, too. I didn't feel anything, but some acquaintances said they did. Thanks for the concern. I feel so bad for the people in that area.
Also one island over from us on Kauai they've had really bad flooding lately, like 50 inches of rainfall in a 24 hour period last week. People have lost a lot.
I'm trying to edit my last paper right now.
I almost posted a map, too, but didn't feel like looking for one! Thanks. If you want to get specific, I live about where the last L in Honolulu is on that map.
My theory is that consonants are the peaks and valleys between vowels, the transitions between them, as if consonants were telephone poles and vowels were the wires.
Unfortunately this does not explain diphthongs.
Boingboing just posted a video that explains some of this (but I'm sure there's much more detail to explore).
And thus begins a new adventure.
--Patrick
My insurance keeps changing where the claim submission is on their website. Last time I got so frustrated that when I finally found it, I took a screenshot of where to go from. Well, between last time and this time, they removed the link.
But they didn't move the web page, so joke's on you, assholes! I haven't cleared my browser history!
I expect next time they'll have changed the web page too, but I'll savor the victory for now.
But they didn't move the web page, so joke's on you, assholes! I haven't cleared my browser history!
I expect next time they'll have changed the web page too, but I'll savor the victory for now.
Honestly, agreed 1000%! And her Jeff Sessions kills me every time.