Dave

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And in other, more humorous news, they finally caught the "serial pooper" at a New Jersey high school.

See, every day they've been finding that someone had shit on the track or the football field. So they set a trap and waited to catch the perp with his or her pants down. Turns out that (surprise!) it was a dude. But not just ANY dude! He was a school superintendent. So he's currently on leave from his $147,000+ a year job and in hiding.

http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html

edit: I misread the first time and thought he was doing it at his own school. He was not. It was a different high school.
 
And in other, more humorous news, they finally caught the "serial pooper" at a New Jersey high school.

See, every day they've been finding that someone had shit on the track or the football field. So they set a trap and waited to catch the perp with his or her pants down. Turns out that (surprise!) it was a dude. But not just ANY dude! He was a school superintendent. So he's currently on leave from his $147,000+ a year job and in hiding.

http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html

edit: I misread the first time and thought he was doing it at his own school. He was not. It was a different high school.
I was going to post this earlier. That's the town next to mine. We're so proud. Go Hornets! :Leyla:
 
The headline took me a moment to figure out - I was thinking the girlfriend's mother (with 19 cultists) did the stabbing - then my inner feminist got annoyed

Mother, 19, stabbed boyfriend during sex after telling him men should only be used for 'human sacrifice'

How the hell is her status as a mother relevant?
In the UK occupation, age, sex are reported. Sounds like she doesn’t have any other occupation?
 
Wasabi lives on an entirely different island, she should be okay, other than all her finishing school and her graduation stuff.
 
For those that may not have seen, Kilauea volcano is having a lava event that has forced the evacuation of at least one subdivision (as I'm typing this, obviously could change) and lots of sulfuric gas.
 
And in other, more humorous news, they finally caught the "serial pooper" at a New Jersey high school.

See, every day they've been finding that someone had shit on the track or the football field. So they set a trap and waited to catch the perp with his or her pants down. Turns out that (surprise!) it was a dude. But not just ANY dude! He was a school superintendent. So he's currently on leave from his $147,000+ a year job and in hiding.

http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html

edit: I misread the first time and thought he was doing it at his own school. He was not. It was a different high school.
He should have stuck to the Chicago Sunroof.
 
Change ‘mother’ to secretary, CEO, etc and see if that makes a difference for you.
My inner socialist says that the UK doing so is lingering debris from their long history of class warfare. ;)



(But I'm not being terribly serious here; you don't need to rebut)
 
My inner socialist says that the UK doing so is lingering debris from their long history of class warfare. ;)



(But I'm not being terribly serious here; you don't need to rebut)
I think I've caught your brain fritz from earlier in the thread. I read your comment & thought "What's lingerie debris? And what's it got to do with class warfare?"
 
OK. Wasn't sure of Kilauea's proximity to Oahu.
map_of_hawaii.jpg

Kilauea is down near the bottom right corner at the Hawaii Volcanoes National Park, Wasabi lives on the smaller island with Honolulu just above map center to the left. I've been trying to learn more about the islands because my wife would love to take a trip there, I'm not sure it's a good idea to put me on an island in the middle of the ocean. Storms seem to like me.
 
Oh yeah we're good. Kilauea is on the island of Hawaii aka the Big Island. We're over on Oahu, about 120 miles away. We've got vog from the volcano that's making me want to hack up a lung, but that's about it. Oh and there was a huge earthquake over there today, too. I didn't feel anything, but some acquaintances said they did. Thanks for the concern. I feel so bad for the people in that area.

Also one island over from us on Kauai they've had really bad flooding lately, like 50 inches of rainfall in a 24 hour period last week. People have lost a lot.


Wasabi lives on an entirely different island, she should be okay, other than all her finishing school and her graduation stuff.
I'm trying to edit my last paper right now. :)
 
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Kilauea is down near the bottom right corner at the Hawaii Volcanoes National Park, Wasabi lives on the smaller island with Honolulu just above map center to the left. I've been trying to learn more about the islands because my wife would love to take a trip there, I'm not sure it's a good idea to put me on an island in the middle of the ocean. Storms seem to like me.
I almost posted a map, too, but didn't feel like looking for one! Thanks. If you want to get specific, I live about where the last L in Honolulu is on that map.
 

Dave

Staff member
Well, everything is packed up and the fun starts tomorrow morning early. Saying goodbye to this house and hello to a shoebox with windows. Gonna be a hard transition but we’re trying to keep positive.

See you knuckleheads on the other side.
 
[T]hen why is W a consonant (unless you're Welsh)?
My theory is that consonants are the peaks and valleys between vowels, the transitions between them, as if consonants were telephone poles and vowels were the wires.
Unfortunately this does not explain diphthongs.
Boingboing just posted a video that explains some of this (but I'm sure there's much more detail to explore).
Well, everything is packed up and the fun starts tomorrow morning early. Saying goodbye to this house and hello to a shoebox with windows. Gonna be a hard transition but we’re trying to keep positive.

See you knuckleheads on the other side.
And thus begins a new adventure.

--Patrick
 
My insurance keeps changing where the claim submission is on their website. Last time I got so frustrated that when I finally found it, I took a screenshot of where to go from. Well, between last time and this time, they removed the link.

But they didn't move the web page, so joke's on you, assholes! I haven't cleared my browser history!

I expect next time they'll have changed the web page too, but I'll savor the victory for now.
 
Kate McKinnon is fucking amazing and I think SNL is the luckiest show on Earth that she still works there. Her Rudy Guiliani is incredible.
 
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