Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

This is only here instead of the misanthropy thread because I'm convinced it's fake.

Yahoo! Answers, where are you when we need you?

—Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Terrik]

Reminds me of this:

 

[PatrThom]

"Soo...thirsty..."

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

I actually miss Arthur Treacher's.

--Patrick

 

[mikerc]

Less practical though...

 

[@Li3n]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[Tress]

 

[Thread Necromancer]

"... and a baby alligator."

 

[PatrThom]

Florida, man.

—Patrick

 

[Covar]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Chad Sexington]

Spoiled, 'cause it's ruining fun.

Spoiler: Killjoy.

This is definitely plagiarized with some slight edits from the now-defunct "Zug" site. He had two comedy posts about fake credit card signatures, although I don't recall him ever signing a penis, and there was no electronic machine. He would sign things like "I STOLE THIS CARD" or one time just drew a grid of squares to see what would happen. I remember them fondly.

Also, even if this person just coincidentally came up with a near-identical story, it definitely isn't true/betrays a lack of understanding of retailer responsibility and how credit cards and their signatures work.

 

[netsirk]

Spoiled, 'cause it's ruining fun.

Spoiler: Killjoy.

This is definitely plagiarized with some slight edits from the now-defunct "Zug" site. He had two comedy posts about fake credit card signatures, although I don't recall him ever signing a penis, and there was no electronic machine. He would sign things like "I STOLE THIS CARD" or one time just drew a grid of squares to see what would happen. I remember them fondly.

Also, even if this person just coincidentally came up with a near-identical story, it definitely isn't true/betrays a lack of understanding of retailer responsibility and how credit cards and their signatures work.

I, too, fondly remember that which lurks under the spoiler tag!

Spoiler

The internet archive provides a walk down memory lane, if so desired (the grid shows up on page 2!)

 

[Chad Sexington]

I, too, fondly remember that which lurks under the spoiler tag!

Spoiler

The internet archive provides a walk down memory lane, if so desired (the grid shows up on page 2!)

Thanks!

 

[Covar]

 

[BErt]

 

[jwhouk]

Yeah, Baby!

 

[PatrThom]

I was expecting them to sneak one of ‘em as a Shatner reference.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Emrys]

Those shoes look like instruments of torture.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Those shoes look like instruments of torture.

At least her toes don't look all squished like I see so often when women wear that style.

 

[Dave]

Those shoes look like instruments of torture.

You should see the bras.

 

[Dave]

Okay. These mother fuckers are stealing my jokes now!

Spoiler

 

[sixpackshaker]

The first time I saw a kid in middle-school wearing a Lacoste (Izod back then) shirt and pants combo, I thought he was wearing Granimals. Match the two alligators and the clothes will match...

 

[GasBandit]

Gonna buy me a condo... gonna buy me a quisanart. Get a wall to wall carpeting... get a wallet full of credit cards. Gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn... gonna get me da T-Shirt... wit de alligator on.

 

[Dave]

I still say they need Garanimals for Men. Women obsess about their clothes but guys would love it if they could just match the red racecar with the red racecar and go on their merry way.

 

[Sparhawk]

Gonna buy me a condo... gonna buy me a quisanart. Get a wall to wall carpeting... get a wallet full of credit cards. Gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn... gonna get me da T-Shirt... wit de alligator on.

Cuisinart, not quisanart.

 

[GasBandit]

Cuisinart, not quisanart.

Doh, you're right.

 

[PatrThom]

Doh, you're right.

Hey, it’s expected. We know you don’t cook.

—Patrick

 

[BErt]