The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

[figmentPez]

I don't even know what to say about this. Loss is now Found

From the linked article:

"Update 6/3/18: Now, a day later, the offending comic is gone. It’s been replaced, again, by the original. Eerie. "

 

[PatrThom]

This is simultaneously fascinating and disturbing in just the right amounts of each. Also it's completely SFW.




--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

Man, Death of Rats must have fallen on hard times since Terry Pratchett's passing. What a crappy job.

 

[Celt Z]

.

Disney needs to stop with the live-action remakes. I don't know why they wanted to make Ratatouille into their own version of Ben.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Dessert “al dente”
I’ve heard that you can turn anything into a Jell-O salad, but this is definitely pushing it.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Dessert “al dente”
I’ve heard that you can turn anything into a Jell-O salad, but this is definitely pushing it.

—Patrick

I mean, this is basically aspic.

 

[PatrThom]

I mean, this is basically aspic.

I couldn’t remember the word, was thinking “consommé” but knew that wasn’t right and couldn’t text Kati.

—Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

Mmmmore stuff here (and you can buy some items here!), though ye be warned that some of it is (surprisingly) NSFW.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Heh, I didn't follow the links, but those sure do look like fleshlight attachments.

 

[PatrThom]

Heh, I didn't follow the links, but those sure do look like fleshlight attachments.

You should follow the links.

—Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

You should follow the links.

—Patrick

There's definitely some stuff that's right up his alley. His weird, weird alley.

 

[Cheesy1]

Please stop talking about Gas' alley.

 

[strawman]

There's definitely some stuff that's right up his alley. His weird, weird alley.

Teeth, @GasBandit, they're talking about teeth.

Now someone just needs to photoshop some of the more toothy jewelry onto a redhead.

 

[PatrThom]

Teeth, @GasBandit, they're talking about teeth.

Hey there, Gas is a man with many multifaceted...

Now someone just needs to photoshop some of the more toothy jewelry onto a redhead.

..,
Yeah ok that about covers it

But really, what I meant is that it’s plenty of the sort of weird stuff that’s fun to show to other people because you get to watch their reaction...which is right up Gas’ alley

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Let it go, let it go, shotgun shuts his cake-hooooole...

 

[GasBandit]

 

[chris]

Shouldn't that be in the NSFW thread?

 

[Ravenpoe]

The only thing that makes this weird is knowing that someone is jerking it to this right now

 

[@Li3n]

"Now that's an inventive way to commit suicide." - me at abut half way through the video, before anyone came up for air after diving...

 

[PatrThom]

New Cyriak!



There've been days my gut's felt like this. Fortunately not many.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

“Yummy Mummy.” Hah!
The most obscure of the monster cereals.
I suppose it beats using them as fuel.

—Patrick

 

[drifter]

Welp, I just saw a video of a dude fucking one of those giant novelty gummy bears.

 

[PatrThom]

So...jelly?

--Patrick

 

[Null]

I'm kind of disappointed I couldn't find a working link just because that's so bizarre but innocuous.

 

[drifter]

I'm kind of disappointed I couldn't find a working link just because that's so bizarre but innocuous.

The post I linked to should have a working link? This one (NSFW, natch)

 

[Dei]

I'm dead.

 

[GasBandit]

"We're just going to be reading fanfics where we f(bleep) each other."

Hell, I knew that would be the case even before I clicked play

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I'm dead.

Sandwiches. LOL

 

[figmentPez]

Rumor says this ad came from Sweden, but that seemed odd to me given that it's in English, but some Googling reveals it's far from unprecedented for Swedish ads to have entirely English text (about 2% of text ads in magazines).

No one seems to know fore sure that this is a hoax, yet, and it may have been up on Dr Pepper Sweden's Facebook page, but if it was it's been taken down.