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I just had sex thread
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GasBandit
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Ignore him, come play in the muuuuddddd with the rest of us slliiiimmme
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How do you know you won't like it if you don't try it?
I had an ex's Pomeranian sneak in the room and tried licking my butt while we were in flagrante delicto. I was not a fan, so I'm going to say I'd probably not enjoy doomie taste-testing.How do you know you won't like it if you don't try it?
I think I'd rather have the company of their queen.
YOWZA! I need to visit New Jersey!I had an ex's Pomeranian sneak in the room and tried licking my butt while we were in flagrante delicto. I was not a fan, so I'm going to say I'd probably not enjoy doomie taste-testing.
I think I'd rather have the company of their queen.
. . . go on . . .I volunteer to help any of you achieve this goal.
figmentPez
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Who do you want biting your bum, then?
GasBandit
Staff member
Who do you want biting your bum, then?
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!Who do you want biting your bum, then?
I seem to have forgotten this thread was a thing.
Anyone going to Jersey though iswelcome to jump over the border to PA and have a drink with your local necromancer.
Anyone going to Jersey though iswelcome to jump over the border to PA and have a drink with your local necromancer.
Sometimes I think I'm kinky, and then people want their bums bitten, and I'm like, nah, I guess I'm pretty fucking boring.
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I mean...bum-biting doesnt even require a safe word :shrug:
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That seems like it would be effective
Man, it's 2018, if you're not biting bums what are you even doing?
Still into choking, I guess. And not putting my mouth near anuses. You know it's basically just concentrated poison in there, right?
Are....are you a koala?
No, but his partner is...
GasBandit
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Hell, 5 years ago, Anal was first base.
GasBandit
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You know how you can have a drought sometimes, but then you snap out of it with some amazing sex?
Yeah.
It's been... a while. October?
And this very attractive girl is offering me NSA sex. But I want strings. I want a relationship. So I think I'm going to turn it down?
I might be an idiot.
And this very attractive girl is offering me NSA sex. But I want strings. I want a relationship. So I think I'm going to turn it down?
I might be an idiot.
If you wouldn't be comfortable or enjoy it freely, don't do it. That's pretty much always true, and certainly not stupid.
I'd enjoy it, I just think it would disincentivize me from pursuing the more meaningful goal.
So wait, do you want something more with that girl or do you think having sex would make you try less at getting a gf?
At first I saw “NASA sex” and thought maybe she meant sex on the Vomit Comet, and I was going to say, “Do it!”
And then I looked again and saw that it was “NSA sex,” but that didn’t exactly fill me with confidence.
And then I figured out what the TLA stood for, and then I was, “Oh.”
—Patrick
I am going to be so mad if you weren't actually wearing hats.
Mm I didn't even think about that NSA. I was once part of NASA. Does that make any sex I had during that time NASA sex?
Of course, NASA stood for 'Non-Academic Staff Association' at a university, but that's just details.
If only one of you was a member of NASA, then the sex was only "half a NASA."
--Patrick