Wait what?Just call me king of the Doomweasels.
I just had sex thread
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GasBandit
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You heard me.Wait what?
Emrys can't come to the keys right now.
Well congratulations to the both of you on finding happiness!
Now all we need to do is form a blue ribbon committee on the formal definition of Halforums Hookup, file an HR complaint for an admin canoodling with a member and then gather in groups to gossip over how fortunate is the wookie.
Now all we need to do is form a blue ribbon committee on the formal definition of Halforums Hookup, file an HR complaint for an admin canoodling with a member and then gather in groups to gossip over how fortunate is the wookie.
Back before @Dave found his family, I was half seriously working on a project to build him a family out of Halforumites. @Emrys would have been his sister with @GasBandit as 'that man in her life who should really state his intentions'.
You do bring up a good point. Someone should tell Dave what's been happening since he switched hosts.
--Patrick
I'm not calling him My King! He's not my real dad!And my 5+ year dry spell has come to an end.
Why do you think I couldn't come to the keyboard earlier?
And my 5+ year dry spell has come to an end.
Just call me king of the Doomweasels.
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15 minutes later and I'm still flabbergasted!
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It's real.
Hey, hey, hey, not just booty!
GasBandit
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By our powers combined, you will all be doomed. By weasels, if you are fortunate.
The weird stuff too?
Hell yeah.
It ain't genuinely weird until you make the other caller on Chatroulette hang up on you.
--Patrick
Do tell.
Me " They totally did and that's great!"
@Squidleybits "No they didn't, they're just messing with you."
Me "No they're not, what if it's love?"
Squids "You're just a hopeless romantic hobo who's not socially attuned."
Me "That doesn't prove it didn't happen."
Squids "You're arguing on faith. Can you get me a Diet Coke."
Me "Fine, I'll prove it. Here's your Diet Coke."
Squids "You can't do that."
Me : "Yes I can, I'm a socially unattuned hobo."
So pics or it didn't happen?
@Squidleybits "No they didn't, they're just messing with you."
Me "No they're not, what if it's love?"
Squids "You're just a hopeless romantic hobo who's not socially attuned."
Me "That doesn't prove it didn't happen."
Squids "You're arguing on faith. Can you get me a Diet Coke."
Me "Fine, I'll prove it. Here's your Diet Coke."
Squids "You can't do that."
Me : "Yes I can, I'm a socially unattuned hobo."
So pics or it didn't happen?
@Squidleybits - Check out who posted the New Pic in said thread.
Guys I think it's real. Like really REAL. 
GasBandit
Staff member
We'll know he's truly a worthy consort when @Doomweasel minion and friends try to drag him behind the couch. 