I just had sex thread

bhamv3 · Jul 7, 2019

I just suddenly had a mental image of Gas singing "I Just Had Sex" on Twitch Sings.

PatrThom · Jul 7, 2019

bhamv3 said:
I just suddenly had a mental image of Gas singing "I Just Had Sex" on Twitch Sings.

I had a mental image of The Sims 4, where the two characters look meaningfully at each other, then a bunch of doomweasels swarm in and drag them off behind the couch, which then starts emitting hearts, etc.

—Patrick

Celt Z · Jul 7, 2019

PatrThom said:
I had a mental image of The Sims 4, where the two characters look meaningfully at each other, then a bunch of doomweasels swarm in and drag them off behind the couch, which then starts emitting hearts, etc.

You know, it was my Sim hooking up with both of them, so I feel like I should get partial credit somehow.

PatrThom · Jul 7, 2019

Celt Z said:
You know, it was my Sim hooking up with both of them, so I feel like I should get partial credit somehow.

We'll put you down as their ~~ferret~~ coyote.

--Patrick

Ravenpoe · Jul 7, 2019

Wait, I just realized something... We can have sex with each other? THIS CHANGES... actually this doesn't change anything.

Bubble181 · Jul 7, 2019

I just want to preemptively say "you're not my real daddy!" And stomp off now.

Dei · Jul 7, 2019

PatrThom said:
I had a mental image of The Sims 4, where the two characters look meaningfully at each other, then a bunch of doomweasels swarm in and drag them off behind the couch, which then starts emitting hearts, etc.

—Patrick

He did say that they did the weird stuff.

Adam · Jul 7, 2019

GasBandit said:
Pardon my disheveled appearance.

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DarkAudit · Jul 7, 2019

Does that mean the barn's taken?

Emrys · Jul 7, 2019

DarkAudit said:
Does that mean the barn's taken?

Yes, sorry. I have to keep him somewhere.

Bubble181 · Jul 8, 2019

I'm still wondering how a Hoth-Endor romance is supposed to work if the guy can't even get a plane transfer.

drawn_inward · Jul 8, 2019

Wow - congrats you two! Is this the first Halforums match?! I can't think of another. Did El Juski and HowDroll hook up?

Emrys · Jul 8, 2019

Bubble181 said:
I'm still wondering how a Hoth-Endor romance is supposed to work if the guy can't even get a plane transfer.

The flights were a last-minute thing. The next trip will be in moose-drawn war chariots.

DarkAudit · Jul 8, 2019

Emrys said:
moose-drawn war chariots

Alright. Who's up for drawing this?

GasBandit · Jul 8, 2019

Also, taking applications for the position of our Doof Warrior. Must have own instrument, but red long johns will be provided.

Also, to keep with the theme/naming scheme, the position title might be changed to Dook Warrior.

figmentPez · Jul 8, 2019

drawn_inward said:
Wow - congrats you two! Is this the first Halforums match?! I can't think of another. Did El Juski and HowDroll hook up?

Calleja and Morphine were together for a while, IIRC

drawn_inward · Jul 8, 2019

figmentPez said:
Calleja and Morphine were together for a while, IIRC

But did they meet on here?

figmentPez · Jul 8, 2019

drawn_inward said:
But did they meet on here?

I thought so, but my memory could be faulty, or I could have been misinformed from the start.

Bubble181 · Jul 8, 2019

There were a few couples, GenSpec and Dill, for example, but originating here I think this is only number two.

Tinwhistler · Jul 8, 2019

drawn_inward said:
Did El Juski and HowDroll hook up?

I got the impression they did, but it was never explicitly stated.

For the record, when Celt-Z had texmex with me and my wife, we didn't hook up

sixpackshaker · Jul 8, 2019

Dave bought us Texas boys some Rat Toes, but I don't think any of use hooked up... but ya never know.

Terrik · Jul 8, 2019

Gas and I hooked up for sure.

Dei · Jul 8, 2019

Terrik said:
Gas and I hooked up for sure.

If you said Gas hooked up with your wife I might have pretended to believe you.

GasBandit · Jul 8, 2019

sixpackshaker said:
Dave bought us Texas boys some Rat Toes, but I don't think any of use hooked up... but ya never know.

What happens during Dashcam Karaoke, stays during Dashcam Karaoke.

Terrik said:
Gas and I hooked up for sure.

Dei said:
If you said Gas hooked up with your wife I might have pretended to believe you.

Well, I did hit on her a little bit. I don't think she noticed/understood.

bhamv3 · Jul 8, 2019

Terrik and I hooked up when he and Jun visited Taiwan.

And by "hooked up" I mean I got to put my hand on his shoulder, which for me counts as an unusually intimate level of physical contact, thus I'm counting it as hooking up.

GasBandit · Jul 8, 2019

bhamv3 said:
Terrik and I hooked up when he and Jun visited Taiwan.

And by "hooked up" I mean I got to put my hand on his shoulder, which for me counts as an unusually intimate level of physical contact, thus I'm counting it as hooking up.

Well, by that definition, when we all huddled together to take a group selfie, it constituted a 3-way.

bhamv3 · Jul 8, 2019

GasBandit said:
Well, by that definition, when we all huddled together to take a group selfie, it constituted a 3-way.

Saucy!

HCGLNS · Jul 8, 2019

This is a terribly organized blue ribbon committee!

@checkeredhat and I did not hook up, just drank 8 pitchers of beer. Barely enough to get buzzed.

Emrys · Jul 8, 2019

GasBandit said:
Well, by that definition, when we all huddled together to take a group selfie, it constituted a 3-way.

What?!

GasBandit · Jul 8, 2019

Emrys said:
What?!

Hey, it predated any of our shenanigans by months

Celt Z · Jul 8, 2019

Tinwhistler said:
For the record, when Celt-Z had texmex with me and my wife, we didn't hook up

And I only got coffee with @bhamv3 ! Geez guys, how far does a girl have to travel to get a little of that Halforum lovin'?!?

(I'm only kidding around. We are all happily married and I'd like to keep it that way.)

Dei · Jul 8, 2019

Celt Z said:
And I only got coffee with @bhamv3 ! Geez guys, how far does a girl have to travel to get a little of that Halforum lovin'?!?

(I'm only kidding around. We are all happily married and I'd like to keep it that way.)

I would say come out and rent a condo in the mountains with us some winter, but it's becoming so expensive to use the mountains for winter sports these days.

Celt Z · Jul 8, 2019

Dei said:
I would say come out and rent a condo in the mountains with us some winter, but it's becoming so expensive to use the mountains for winter sports these days.

Yeah, it ain't cheap around here, either, which it why we mostly do daytrips. But funny enough, I might be about an hour from you next May! My cousin is getting married out there May 3rd.

PatrThom · Jul 8, 2019

Dei said:
I would say come out and rent a condo in the mountains with us some winter, but it's becoming so expensive to use the mountains for winter sports these days.

"Winter" ah ok, got it.

--Patrick

Tinwhistler · Jul 8, 2019

Speaking of hooking up, I'll be in East Durham NY for a week starting on the 14th. Doing an Irish festival thing, but I could probably spare time for beers or somethin