I just had sex thread

I just suddenly had a mental image of Gas singing "I Just Had Sex" on Twitch Sings.
I had a mental image of The Sims 4, where the two characters look meaningfully at each other, then a bunch of doomweasels swarm in and drag them off behind the couch, which then starts emitting hearts, etc.

—Patrick
 
Wait, I just realized something... We can have sex with each other? THIS CHANGES... actually this doesn't change anything.
 
I had a mental image of The Sims 4, where the two characters look meaningfully at each other, then a bunch of doomweasels swarm in and drag them off behind the couch, which then starts emitting hearts, etc.

—Patrick
He did say that they did the weird stuff.
 

GasBandit

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Also, taking applications for the position of our Doof Warrior. Must have own instrument, but red long johns will be provided.



Also, to keep with the theme/naming scheme, the position title might be changed to Dook Warrior.
 
Terrik and I hooked up when he and Jun visited Taiwan.

And by "hooked up" I mean I got to put my hand on his shoulder, which for me counts as an unusually intimate level of physical contact, thus I'm counting it as hooking up.
 

GasBandit

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Terrik and I hooked up when he and Jun visited Taiwan.

And by "hooked up" I mean I got to put my hand on his shoulder, which for me counts as an unusually intimate level of physical contact, thus I'm counting it as hooking up.
Well, by that definition, when we all huddled together to take a group selfie, it constituted a 3-way.
 
And I only got coffee with @bhamv3 ! Geez guys, how far does a girl have to travel to get a little of that Halforum lovin'?!?



(I'm only kidding around. We are all happily married and I'd like to keep it that way.)
I would say come out and rent a condo in the mountains with us some winter, but it's becoming so expensive to use the mountains for winter sports these days.
 
I would say come out and rent a condo in the mountains with us some winter, but it's becoming so expensive to use the mountains for winter sports these days.
Yeah, it ain't cheap around here, either, which it why we mostly do daytrips. But funny enough, I might be about an hour from you next May! My cousin is getting married out there May 3rd.
 
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Speaking of hooking up, I'll be in East Durham NY for a week starting on the 14th. Doing an Irish festival thing, but I could probably spare time for beers or somethin
 
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