figmentPez
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My BFF was too busy having sex with her boy toy to look at the memes I sent her. I was so lonely!
I just had sex thread
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She wouldn't stop looking at them in the middle of sex so I had to take her phone away, sorry
This is what you get when you try to please everyone.
That's why I try to focus on pleasing one person at a timeThis is what you get when you try to please everyone.
I'm a giver, what can I say.That's why I try to focus on pleasing one person at a time
I actually had issues too. Problem is that I've been steadily having more issues over the last few months with that. And I still am, which is worrying me that there is something serious behind it.
Which brings up the "Need to see a doctor to be sure, but scared to go because I know there probably is something wrong".
Best advice I ever got:
Give 'em orgasms. Bitches love orgasms.
Give 'em orgasms. Bitches love orgasms.
Can confirm: is bitch, love orgasms. In particular from this man.
In this economy?!
Hey, as I said once upon a time in one of the societal political threads:
So, uh, commerce up that relationship, you two.
--Patrick
. . . like . . . your . . . prom night?
(Bringing back this old chestnut.)
My jaw is sore. 
I'm seriously still getting used to actually getting intimacy on the semi-regular. I haven't experienced this since freakin' senior year in high school, and even then that was really only for a few months until shit hit the fan.
Have I mentioned yet that I love the fuck outta this woman?
I'm seriously still getting used to actually getting intimacy on the semi-regular. I haven't experienced this since freakin' senior year in high school, and even then that was really only for a few months until shit hit the fan.
Have I mentioned yet that I love the fuck outta this woman?
Good.Have I mentioned yet that I love the fuck outta this woman?
Took our first biking adventure today. About 15 KM total, plus another windy 5 KM for me just getting to her place. It was a heck of a ride.
Then we went back to her place and she gave me a totally different ride.
I don't know which one was more exhausting by the end.
Then we went back to her place and she gave me a totally different ride.
I don't know which one was more exhausting by the end.
Well...she had a good handle on one bar.. . . both involved handlebars and helmets?
After literal years of just quick five minute before falling asleep, today was two hours with toys and love and playfulness.
Nothing wrong with five minutes before sleep, but man I'd almost forgotten how much more fun making love can be when you make time and you're both in the mood and exploring each other.
Nothing wrong with five minutes before sleep, but man I'd almost forgotten how much more fun making love can be when you make time and you're both in the mood and exploring each other.
GasBandit
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/smacks forehead I can't believe I forgot about this meme, when it LITERALLY applied to me here.
I've been there. In this current relationship, and others in the past. I've been stressed out lately with a number of things. The best way I can describe my mental state is "functionally depressed." I make it through a day at work, hate every second of it. Come home, read a comic, play a game or watch a show that mildly entertains me, then repeat.
And I find sex is just the last thing I have any energy or interest in. It has nothing to do with my partner and everything with my mental state.
GasBandit
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Her: "Want me to come over again tonight?"
Me: "Sure, but just be advised I'm really sore and worn out from last night, so we probably w..."
Alright, I don't intend to continue posting here every night... so, I guess, unless I say otherwise, it can be assumed things are going well. Now... where the hell is the ibuprofen...
Me: "Sure, but just be advised I'm really sore and worn out from last night, so we probably w..."
Alright, I don't intend to continue posting here every night... so, I guess, unless I say otherwise, it can be assumed things are going well. Now... where the hell is the ibuprofen...
It was a quiet night. She was playing Cult of the Lamb; I was reading comics (Man-Thing!) in my reading chair.
We have a running joke where one of us will say "Baby! I feel ignored!" The other one will rush over to deliver kisses. Well, I felt ignored, so she ran over to me, straddled me, and delivered kisses. Playful kisses became more passionate and, well...
We have a running joke where one of us will say "Baby! I feel ignored!" The other one will rush over to deliver kisses. Well, I felt ignored, so she ran over to me, straddled me, and delivered kisses. Playful kisses became more passionate and, well...
GasBandit
Staff member
Nothing says, "Happy Sexy Holidays!" like the mister working from home and the kid is over at a friend's house!
I'm a parent; I'll take the win whenever I can get it.
I'm mildly terrified yet somehow mildly comforted that this single page of this thread has over a years worth of posts.
First, admittedly, I'm aware not every feels they need to publicly celebrate the event of having sex.
Second, it is nearing 8 months (feels longer), since I split with my last, so, long dry spell for me
Third, although I know it's misleading because of point 1 not everyone feeling they have to share, it makes point 2 feel not so bad because there aren't so many posts in here lol.
.... I should probably get back in the game lol.
First, admittedly, I'm aware not every feels they need to publicly celebrate the event of having sex.
Second, it is nearing 8 months (feels longer), since I split with my last, so, long dry spell for me
Third, although I know it's misleading because of point 1 not everyone feeling they have to share, it makes point 2 feel not so bad because there aren't so many posts in here lol.
.... I should probably get back in the game lol.