I just had sex thread

[figmentPez]

It's ok. We knew.

My BFF was too busy having sex with her boy toy to look at the memes I sent her. I was so lonely!

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

My BFF was too busy having sex with her boy toy to look at the memes I sent her. I was so lonely!

She wouldn't stop looking at them in the middle of sex so I had to take her phone away, sorry

 

[LittleKagsin]

This is what you get when you try to please everyone.

 

[Tinwhistler]

This is what you get when you try to please everyone.

That's why I try to focus on pleasing one person at a time

 

[LittleKagsin]

That's why I try to focus on pleasing one person at a time

I'm a giver, what can I say.

 

[Cheesy1]

It would've been sooner, but I had some...performance issues the first few times.

I actually had issues too. Problem is that I've been steadily having more issues over the last few months with that. And I still am, which is worrying me that there is something serious behind it.
Which brings up the "Need to see a doctor to be sure, but scared to go because I know there probably is something wrong".

 

[PatrThom]

Back to back and front to front posts probably belong in their NSFW thread, though.

Well, I don't give a damn if they've done that already.

--Pat rick

 

[Calleja]

I remember when this thread was a big deal to me.

Now it's just a big deal on thursdays. When I scheduledly fuck my wife hey yo

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Best advice I ever got:

Give 'em orgasms. Bitches love orgasms.

 

[That best friend]

Best advice I ever got:

Give 'em orgasms. Bitches love orgasms.

Can confirm: is bitch, love orgasms. In particular from this man.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Best advice I ever got:

Give 'em orgasms. Bitches love orgasms.

In this economy?!

 

[PatrThom]

In this economy?!

Hey, as I said once upon a time in one of the societal political threads:

...a healthy economy is one where everyone does a lot of commerce. It's this flow of wealth that is important, and when it slows/stops, everyone suffers.

So, uh, commerce up that relationship, you two.

--Patrick

 

[Cheesy1]

Best advice I ever got:

Give 'em orgasms. Bitches love orgasms.

. . . like . . . your . . . prom night?
(Bringing back this old chestnut.)

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[Cheesy1]

My jaw is sore.

I'm seriously still getting used to actually getting intimacy on the semi-regular. I haven't experienced this since freakin' senior year in high school, and even then that was really only for a few months until shit hit the fan.

Have I mentioned yet that I love the fuck outta this woman?

 

[Bones]

Have I mentioned yet that I love the fuck outta this woman?

Good.