I just had sex thread

[figmentPez]

It's ok. We knew.

My BFF was too busy having sex with her boy toy to look at the memes I sent her. I was so lonely!

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

My BFF was too busy having sex with her boy toy to look at the memes I sent her. I was so lonely!

She wouldn't stop looking at them in the middle of sex so I had to take her phone away, sorry

 

[LittleKagsin]

This is what you get when you try to please everyone.

 

[Tinwhistler]

This is what you get when you try to please everyone.

That's why I try to focus on pleasing one person at a time

 

[LittleKagsin]

That's why I try to focus on pleasing one person at a time

I'm a giver, what can I say.

 

[Cheesy1]

It would've been sooner, but I had some...performance issues the first few times.

I actually had issues too. Problem is that I've been steadily having more issues over the last few months with that. And I still am, which is worrying me that there is something serious behind it.
Which brings up the "Need to see a doctor to be sure, but scared to go because I know there probably is something wrong".

 

[PatrThom]

Back to back and front to front posts probably belong in their NSFW thread, though.

Well, I don't give a damn if they've done that already.

--Pat rick

 

[Calleja]

I remember when this thread was a big deal to me.

Now it's just a big deal on thursdays. When I scheduledly fuck my wife hey yo

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Best advice I ever got:

Give 'em orgasms. Bitches love orgasms.

 

[That best friend]

Best advice I ever got:

Give 'em orgasms. Bitches love orgasms.

Can confirm: is bitch, love orgasms. In particular from this man.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Best advice I ever got:

Give 'em orgasms. Bitches love orgasms.

In this economy?!

 

[PatrThom]

In this economy?!

Hey, as I said once upon a time in one of the societal political threads:

...a healthy economy is one where everyone does a lot of commerce. It's this flow of wealth that is important, and when it slows/stops, everyone suffers.

So, uh, commerce up that relationship, you two.

--Patrick

 

[Cheesy1]

Best advice I ever got:

Give 'em orgasms. Bitches love orgasms.

. . . like . . . your . . . prom night?
(Bringing back this old chestnut.)

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[Cheesy1]

My jaw is sore.

I'm seriously still getting used to actually getting intimacy on the semi-regular. I haven't experienced this since freakin' senior year in high school, and even then that was really only for a few months until shit hit the fan.

Have I mentioned yet that I love the fuck outta this woman?

 

[Bones]

Have I mentioned yet that I love the fuck outta this woman?

Good.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Took our first biking adventure today. About 15 KM total, plus another windy 5 KM for me just getting to her place. It was a heck of a ride.

Then we went back to her place and she gave me a totally different ride.

I don't know which one was more exhausting by the end.

 

[Cheesy1]

. . . both involved handlebars and helmets?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

. . . both involved handlebars and helmets?

Well...she had a good handle on one bar.

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[Bubble181]

After literal years of just quick five minute before falling asleep, today was two hours with toys and love and playfulness.
Nothing wrong with five minutes before sleep, but man I'd almost forgotten how much more fun making love can be when you make time and you're both in the mood and exploring each other.

 

[Shawn]