Minor victory thread

[PatrThom]

Bold of you to assume there is candy I won't eat.

Have some salty licorice and get back to us.

--Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

I love black licorice.

 

[GasBandit]

Have some salty licorice and get back to us.

--Patrick

Did I fucking stutter

 

[Null]

*nom nom* Ugh this is horrible *nom nom getting sugar high anyway*

 

[PatrThom]

Did I fucking stutter

Hey, *I* don't mind it either, but we both know that's not the norm.
Can't speak for the chicken&dumplings/clamchowder/mac&cheese candy canes, haven't tried them yet.

--Patrick

 

[Frank]

Just had a huge pack of little girls show up all Halloweened up. The last one was so tiny and cute and she told me how excited she was to be allowed to go trick or treating for the first time. I gave her extra chocolate bars.

 

[Frank]

I've reached the point where adult Halloween is no longer getting dressed up and drunk as fuck on the weekend before actual Halloween and is now when I love giving candy to kids.

 

[Gared]

Last year for Halloween, we seemed to remember having a good number of trick-or-treaters, and having very little candy left over. This year we had three groups of kids, for a total of maybe 10 people. We have soooooooo much candy left over.

 

[blotsfan]

Punk kids took all my airheads.

 

[evilmike]

I'm trying to resist buying halloween candy. I never get any trick or treaters, but I always use them to buy a bag of candy I fully intend to eat myself. And that kinda goes against what I'm working on here.

But on the off chance I do get a trick or treater, well, I hope they like fiber one brownies.

Maybe next year, you should plan on being the house that gives out toothbrushes?

 

[blotsfan]

Maybe next year, you should plan on being the house that gives out toothbrushes?

If he does that he deserves to spend the first cleaning up eggs and TP.

 

[jwhouk]

No, that would be Terrik.

 

[blotsfan]

No, that would be Terrik.

Nah Fairly Oddparents taught me dentists give out the sugariest candies. Gotta drum up business.

 

[Hailey Knight]

One short story is going up on a free site, another was sold 13 hours after I submitted it to a publisher, and we got about seven or eight more boxes unpacked.

 

[GasBandit]

I had a phone interview with a local medical IT company! It went pretty well I think. I get the feeling I could be getting another call from them next week.

 

[PatrThom]

I had a phone interview with a local medical IT company! It went pretty well I think. I get the feeling I could be getting another call from them next week.

When you go for the in-person interview, best leave the "Ask me about my reprehensible filth!" shirt at home.

--Patrick

 

[Cheesy1]

When you go for the in-person interview, best leave the "Ask me about my reprehensible filth!" shirt at home.

--Patrick

As well as the teeth necklace.

 

[MindDetective]

Hey, you guys didn't read the job description, so you should hold onto your advice.

 

[PatrThom]

Hey I’m just playing the odds.

--Patrick

 

[drawn_inward]

It's being editorial reviewed at the next journal. Fingers crossed.

Paper accepted at Human Molecular Genetics. Yay!

 

[Gared]

Just discovered my digital camera has built-in Macro and SuperMacro modes and a 24x zoom lens. I mean, it's written right there on the lens, but apparently I didn't pay much attention and it didn't click until I was playing around with the settings and hit the flower icon in the menu. This is going to come in very, very handy - hopefully in the next 7 or 8 weeks.

 

[Cheesy1]

Took home some of the new flavor of product that my company just made: Pumpkin Spice Almonds.
That's right, don't be hatin' my "Basic Bitch Nuts"!

 

[drawn_inward]

Basic bitch nuts - new band name.

 

[Far]

Just discovered my digital camera has built-in Macro and SuperMacro modes and a 24x zoom lens. I mean, it's written right there on the lens, but apparently I didn't pay much attention and it didn't click until I was playing around with the settings and hit the flower icon in the menu. This is going to come in very, very handy - hopefully in the next 7 or 8 weeks.

Time for new dick pics?
I'm sorry the setup was too good.

 

[Gared]

Time for new dick pics?
I'm sorry the setup was too good.

Nah, I killed all of the males.

 

[PatrThom]

Time for new dick pics?
I'm sorry the setup was too good.

Hey if *I* resisted, I know you could’ve.

—Patrick

 

[Far]

Nah, I killed all of the males.

Still wish I was in the position to grow.

 

[Squidleybits]

So much room for Diet Coke.

 

[HCGLNS]

As soon as summer returns that becomes my gin and tonic glass.

 

[Squidleybits]

As soon as summer returns that becomes my gin and tonic glass.

Never!!! That cup means I never have to get up while playing Pokémon!!

 

[Frank]

Do you pee in it after it's empty?

100 ounces of soda would definitely not help me not have to get up.

 

[jwhouk]

So much room for Diet Coke.

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What is this I can't even

 

[PatrThom]

What is this I can't even

It's about 4/5 of a gallon, is what it is.

--Patrick

 

[Far]

It's 3 litre-a-cola.

 

[Squidleybits]

It's 3 litre-a-cola.

A diet cola!!!!

I can barely lift it with my dead arm lol!