Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[PatrThom]

This post fucked me up

A handbag made of lasagna? A tissue paper jewelry box? A teddy wombat? A raw, unpeeled onion in a doll's skirt? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA

FWIW found a clearer version here.

That picture is, in fact, created specifically to recreate the feeling of having a frontal-lobe stroke. Your mind recognizes everything but can't specify anything.

As well as this reddit post:
This picture is designed to give the viewer the simulated experience of having a stroke (particularly in the occipital lobe of the cerebral cortex, where visual perception occurs.) Everything looks hauntingly familiar but you just can't quite recognize anything.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

FWIW found a clearer version here.

Rehosted, spoilered for size

Spoiler

 

[Celt Z]

Forget the stroke, it's starting to bring back feeling of PTSD from living amongst hoarders.

 

[PatrThom]

Forget the stroke, it's starting to bring back feeling of PTSD from living amongst hoarders.

"My Time Among the Hoarders."

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

Ownership asking me to do things with increasing hysteria as I close in on my final week working here.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

@@Li3n It's a plan on words on the "felt cute might delete later" meme about narcissists posting selfies.

 

[@Li3n]

Hmm... clearly i pronounce Celt differently...

 

[GasBandit]

Hmm... clearly i pronounce Celt differently...

I blame the Boston basketball franchise. It got me yelled at too by Celt Z after episode one of Halforums Academy. Hard C, not a sibilant.

 

[Celt Z]

I blame the Boston basketball franchise. It got me yelled at too by Celt Z after episode one of Halforums Academy. Hard C, not a sibilant.

Mind your P's and C's!

 

[GasBandit]

Mind your P's and C's!

There are approximately four... no, FIVE ribald retorts I could make to this that would probably get me pilloried.

 

[Ravenpoe]

There are approximately four... no, FIVE ribald retorts I could make to this that would probably get me pilloried.

The pillory folder of your collection suggests you might be into that

 

[PatrThom]

The pillory folder of your collection suggests you might be into that

Into what, hard C's?

--Patrick

 

[Far]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Cheesy1]

Did . . . did you just mansplain "mansplaining" to me?

 

[Bones]

not true as decided by the mansplaining en place case of 2007, you simply have to label it as a regional, such as american mansplaining.

 

[figmentPez]

Did . . . did you just mansplain "mansplaining" to me?

No, clearly I was just quoting someone else who was doing that. Technically I am not the one mansplaining in that post. Get your facts straight.

 

[figmentPez]

source - a reference to this meme

 

[GasBandit]

 

[@Li3n]

I blame the Boston basketball franchise. It got me yelled at too by Celt Z after episode one of Halforums Academy. Hard C, not a sibilant.

Yay, i wasn't just being wrong about it...

Well, at least i wasn't wrong alone...

 

[evilmike]

Yay, i wasn't just being wrong about it...

Well, at least i wasn't wrong alone...

Not to mention we have the whole 'Celt Zee' vs 'Celt Zed' debate ahead of us...

 

[figmentPez]

Not to mention we have the whole 'Celt Zee' vs 'Celt Zed' debate ahead of us...

 

[GasBandit]

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[GasBandit]

Date night magic trick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

AKA "Things I say that people in discord make fun of me for."

 

[Bones]

@GasBandit I laughed so hard at the nun one my eyes watered, thank you sir.

 

[sixpackshaker]

AKA "Things I say that people in discord make fun of me for."

Members of my family still use most of those.

 

[Celt Z]

Shoot, I say a lot of these, too.

 

[figmentPez]

This one makes me so mad. First, I've been known to use it. Second, and more importantly, the correct quote is "Six of one, half dozen of the other."

 

[PatrThom]

"All hat, no cattle."
"More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
"Useless as tits on a boar."
"As much impact as a fart in a windstorm."
"They'll never see it from a trotting horse."

Or this entertaining tumblr:


--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

AKA "Things I say that people in discord make fun of me for."

I used the "knock a buzzard off a shit wagon" (which is the only way I've ever heard it said) just the other day.

 

[Cheesy1]

My dad said the snake one all the time growing up.