Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[PatrThom]

The post I was trying to find was one where they broke down each of those "nonsense" ones and explained why all of them actually work. But that one at least lists 'em out.

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

For years I've used the phrase "lost dimes never turn into nickels." It doesn't mean anything but I think it sounds right.

 

[Bones]

my grandmother "he drives like a man with a paper ass!" I have no idea what it means but i laughed so hard once i shot mister misty out my nose.

 

[Ravenpoe]

i laughed so hard once i shot mister misty out my nose.

It's kinda late, so when I read this I thought it said "I laughed so hard once I shot my sister" and now -that- has me laughing so much I'm going to use it as a folksy saying.

 

[DarkAudit]

It's kinda late, so when I read this I thought it said "I laughed so hard once I shot my sister" and now -that- has me laughing so much I'm going to use it as a folksy saying.

I knew Mister Misty before I knew Slush Puppie or ICEE.

 

[Fun Size]

That's actually one of my favorite gags. "She's got a face that could make a train take a dirt road."

 

[GasBandit]

 

[sixpackshaker]

My dad once pointed out a rather short man with short legs for his body. And told us that, "He is suing the city."

"Why Dad?"

"They put the sidewalks too close to his ass."

 

[PatrThom]

I used the "knock a buzzard off a shit wagon" (which is the only way I've ever heard it said) just the other day.

My first time hearing these specific words was when they were spoken by George Carlin.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Bubble181]

 

[GasBandit]

"Fuck me, they have a cave troll."

"Filthy fucking hobbitses!"

 

[Cheesy1]

"Fly, you fucking fools!"

 

[@Li3n]

 

[figmentPez]

"Fuck me, they have a cave troll."

"Filthy fucking hobbitses!"

You would pass on having Cate Blanchet as Galadriel say fuck?

"Instead of a dark lord, you would have a fucking queen!"

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Hailey Knight]

You would pass on having Cate Blanchet as Galadriel say fuck?

"Instead of a dark lord, you would have a fucking queen!"

I would put it right after Gandalf gives his "no matter what comes through that gate" speech in ROTK, when the armored trolls bust into Gondor, and he gets wide-eyed like he wasn't expecting that.

Right there. Just an old man grimly going "fuck."

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

There's no need to put this in the NSFW section, right? Just a unicorn cake...

 

[Cheesy1]

"Apparently it was the child's mother's birthday too."

 

[Null]

"Mommy insisted on getting the center piece, but she didn't eat it right away..."

 

[bhamv3]

"Mommy swallowed the center piece in one gulp!"

 

[PatrThom]

"Mommy is a big Austin Powers fan."

--Patrick

 

[MindDetective]

We need some daddy jokes.
"Daddy cried through my whole party."

 

[Bubble181]

We need some daddy jokes.
"Daddy cried through my whole party."

I'd have gone for "Daddy was very proud to have modeled for the center piece and have everyone admire it", but hey....

 

[drawn_inward]

We had a very similar cake for our daughter. Our horn didn't look so phallic though. Maybe I just blocked it out. I'll go look at the bday pics to confirm.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Gruebeard]

"It's your money."

"Yeah, it's worth it."

"Hey if you raised our wages, we could get a hooker instead."

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Null]

Now we're talking!

 

[figmentPez]

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[PatrThom]

If it fits...

—Patrick

 

[Emrys]

Thank you for helping me wash my computer monitor.