The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Dei]

I have lived in Colorado for nearly 15 years and I still get irritated when people say tennis shoes instead of sneakers.

 

[PatrThom]

I have lived in Colorado for nearly 15 years and I still get irritated when people say tennis shoes instead of sneakers.

Yes but do you say it sneakRRRRs or sneakUHHHs?

--Patrick

 

[Sparhawk]

I have lived in Colorado for nearly 15 years and I still get irritated when people say tennis shoes instead of sneakers.

Well then, I'll just take my tenni shoes and leave. (and yes, I spelled that like most say it here)

 

[Dei]

Sometimes people here say tennies and that just makes me rage more.

Also @PatrThom the word has an R and thus I use it.

 

[PatrThom]

Also @PatrThom the word has an R and this I used it.

Hurroy fir Otto connect!
I think my mother preferred to call them "tennie runners" so this may explain a lot about my upbringing.

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

It's that time of year again.

I've always loved the monster cereals. But I'm noticing that the Frankenberry just isn't as strawberry-flavored as it used to be.

Good thing I have Nestle Quick in the cabinet to fix that right up

 

[PatrThom]

Ah yes, the only time of year you can get Yummy Mummy.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

It's like they're not even trying.

--Patrick

 

[chris]

Song of the month of september 2019

"Stuck In The Middle With You" by Stealers Wheel

 

[Bubble181]

I hate growing F1 Autos. They're never as stable as they claim to be.

Most people tend to buy them instead of growing them themselves. Or just watch them on TV. I dunno man, my car trees always seem to grow hatchbacks instead of race cars no matter what I try.

 

[figmentPez]

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It's like they're not even trying.

--Patrick

What really gets me is that neither January 9th, nor the 1st of September is on a Sunday in 2019.

 

[Celt Z]

That is some lazy-ass spam. They couldn't even make garlic and onions levels of commitment.

 

[Dave]

Song of the month of september 2019

"Stuck In The Middle With You" by Stealers Wheel

I always think this is the Beatles. It sounds just like them.

 

[jwhouk]

I always think this is the Beatles. It sounds just like them.

Funny, many people think it sounds like some other guy. Rob Zimmerman or something.

 

[PatrThom]

What really gets me is that neither January 9th, nor the 1st of September is on a Sunday in 2019.

Obvious grammar and calendar issues aside, I don't even have Netflix! Never have.
I'm almost sorry I deleted it without ever opening it. Who knows how many other hilarious inaccuracies were inside.

--Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

I always think this is the Beatles. It sounds just like them.

Hmm...

 

[GasBandit]

Hey @HCGLNS ....

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAY

(turn on the sound)

 

[PatrThom]

Hmm...

I've always thought Klaatu sounded more like Alan Parsons, actually.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Hey @HCGLNS ....

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAY

(turn on the sound)

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[blotsfan]

"Come pickup the baby shoes whenever."

 

[GasBandit]

"Donald Trump after his presidency ends"

 

[Dave]

"Have it your way. King dies."

 

[HCGLNS]

Yes, my curtains match my drapes.

 

[AshburnerX]

"You have Wendy on the Weekends!"

 

[PatrThom]

"Stop laughing, mom. It's a job."

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

"I said, this isn't Tim Curry!"

 

[PatrThom]

"The ultimate form of coulrophobia therapy."

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

"SS Georgie? Never heard of It."

 

[Tiger Tsang]

"Phased Plasma Rifle. Forty Watt Range"

 

[Tinwhistler]

"I can trick that out with a clam-shell holster. It comes with a leather carrying case. It's got a wadcutter and a full warranty "

 

[HCGLNS]

My wife's car is haunted. We are out Pokemon hunting and at a stop I get out to deposit some trash in the bin. I left my cookie on my coffee while I was out of the car, and when I got back it was half gone!

Spooky.

 

[mikerc]

My wife's car is haunted. We are out Pokemon hunting and at a stop I get out to deposit some trash in the bin. I left my cookie on my coffee while I was out of the car, and when I got back it was half gone!

Spooky.

Maybe a pokemon ate it. Use what's left as bait.

 

[PatrThom]

"Phased Plasma Rifle. Forty Watt Range"

"Just what you see here, Mac."

There's an idea. Redub the entire movie in Hemingway.

--Patrick

 

[Yoshimickster]

Going to toycons

Pro: Lots of things I can afford

Con: I have no way of transporting more than two items without a car.