A buddy of mine bought a DJI Mavic Mini on Saturday.
Over the weekend, he added a bunch of cool flyover/through videos to his YouTube channel.
Today, he drowned it in a river. RIP drone, RIP wallet.

EDIT: I texted him - "I'm sure your next drown drone will benefit from what you have learned."
His reply - "It's in the mail."

--Patrick
 
A buddy of mine bought a DJI Mavic Mini on Saturday.
Over the weekend, he added a bunch of cool flyover/through videos to his YouTube channel.
Today, he drowned it in a river. RIP drone, RIP wallet.

--Patrick
I missed the "it" in that last line and was all like :Leyla:.
 
Never! That thing is eeevil. A mountain of snuffles bears and I are engaging in some mindless violence as I run maps in Path of Exile and offer animal crossing decorating advice to our oldest.
 
I unfriended my once best friend on Facebook. He just could not stop with the political lies that I shot down daily. He posted a Bible verse, and I said that he posted so many political lies that I had to fact check the quotation...

He responded with when have I lied to you.

I replied with "daily."

Then he posted yet another Candace Owens Meme, after I told him "If I wanted to listen to her shit. I would hide in her restroom."
 
I unfriended my once best friend on Facebook. He just could not stop with the political lies that I shot down daily. He posted a Bible verse, and I said that he posted so many political lies that I had to fact check the quotation...

He responded with when have I lied to you.

I replied with "daily."

Then he posted yet another Candace Owens Meme, after I told him "If I wanted to listen to her shit. I would hide in her restroom."
I've been unfriending people I grew up with in my hometown. Sadly my home county in Colorado is pretty heavy with pro-Trump/anti-maskers. One woman in particular made a public statement on her page insisting that she and her family are exercising their right to go without a mask in public and that everyone should respect her right to do so. I can't abide by that kind of stupidity and selfishness.
 
I still haven't received any coherent response to "why is a mask obligation a violation of freedom, and a pants obligation just decency?".
Seeing my penis will not cause death (it may cause some women to faint, though :unibrow:).
 
I unfriended one person since this started. He was an old guy I met once a decade ago who was my Facebook friend out of habit. He posted this.

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Dave

Staff member
I left my Marine Corps group this morning. Someone posted lies and conspiracy theory shit so I responded, “Can we leave out the political shit, please?”

I got back, “You can’t tell me what to do.”

Have it your way.
 
I left my Marine Corps group this morning. Someone posted lies and conspiracy theory shit so I responded, “Can we leave out the political shit, please?”

I got back, “You can’t tell me what to do.”

Have it your way.
Do you outrank him? Because then you can.
 
My cat is a giant spazzy asshole in the morning, and I've been trying to find some more toys for him so I can start rotating them more effectively, but so many of them have catnip, which is the absolute last thing he needs when he's like this. I am not opposed to catnip on principle, he's just already so ridiculously high energy for the first few hours of the day that he doesn't need it. :p
 
Sometimes during the day I go to pester my husband while he's writing work email, and the amount of times I watch him type what he wants to say, and then slowly delete it as he rewrites it to be more diplomatic is fucking hilarious.
 
Sometimes during the day I go to pester my husband while he's writing work email, and the amount of times I watch him type what he wants to say, and then slowly delete it as he rewrites it to be more diplomatic is fucking hilarious.
I do this too. It's why I NEVER type in the receivers until the mail is ready. An oops-sent-halfway-through is just too dangerous when half the content is "you idiot cow, learn how to read so I don't have to repeat myself as if I'm talking to a 5 reader old with Alzheimer".
 
I do this too. It's why I NEVER type in the receivers until the mail is ready. An oops-sent-halfway-through is just too dangerous when half the content is "you idiot cow, learn how to read so I don't have to repeat myself as if I'm talking to a 5 reader old with Alzheimer".
As per my last email....
 
Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings
Of the bluebird as she sings
The six o'clock alarm would never ring
But it rings and I rise
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes

My shaving razor's cold and it stings
 
In today's episode of "What the Hell Even is This Timeline?" Aislynn and I just returned from our local diner. We didn't eat this afternoon, we just went to meet a woman who was driving up to Portland, so we could pass off a couple of gas masks and sets of impact-rated safety goggles (we upgraded to full-face masks and these were spare half-face masks). While briefly chatting, we discovered that the passenger of the woman in question is none other than the woman who passed our dog, Cody, over the fence to us when he was 5.5 weeks old. What the hell even is this timeline?
 
Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings
Of the bluebird as she sings
The six o'clock alarm would never ring
But it rings and I rise
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes

My shaving razor's cold and it stings
That song was premiered on TV the week I was born.

Now do you feel old, Hobo?
 
I’m the old one at work :(

It’s frustrating because the guys at head office seem to always forget I’ve been here longer than them and I know things. Don’t argue our office history with me. I was here when it was created.
 
No, I am comfortable in my 1-2 billion seconds
I’m the old one at work :(

It’s frustrating because the guys at head office seem to always forget I’ve been here longer than them and I know things. Don’t argue our office history with me. I was here when it was created.
An Aslan reference? Better get you some ice cream.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
T-Shirt I saw today:

"You think things are bad now, just wait... in 20 years, the country will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers."
 
T-Shirt I saw today:

"You think things are bad now, just wait... in 20 years, the country will be run by people who were homeschooled by day drinkers."
T-Shirt I saw yesterday:

"If you can't handle me at my worst...
...I don't blame you. That shit is ridiculous."

--Patrick
 
OK, so we're looking for wedding cake topper miniatures. I'm a bald white guy with a goatee. That's....That's a fairly common look these days, no? Well, apparently wedding cake topper designers don't know this, because outside of completely custom made things, this doesn't appear to exist.
Anyone whose google fu is better than mine?
> guy: white, bald, goatee
> girl: white, long brown hair
> has to get to Belgium within the next two weeks
 
Our neighbours have put more work into their yard in the last week than they have in the last two years combined, and I wish I was exaggerating but I'm not.


I sincerely hope it's because they're trying to sell.
 
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