Dave
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I’ve been obsessively checking his activity.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Well.that's more than fair in these times.
A buddy of mine bought a DJI Mavic Mini on Saturday.
Over the weekend, he added a bunch of cool flyover/through videos to his YouTube channel.
Today, he drowned it in a river. RIP drone, RIP wallet.
EDIT: I texted him - "I'm sure your nextdrown drone will benefit from what you have learned."
His reply - "It's in the mail."
--Patrick
Over the weekend, he added a bunch of cool flyover/through videos to his YouTube channel.
Today, he drowned it in a river. RIP drone, RIP wallet.
EDIT: I texted him - "I'm sure your next
His reply - "It's in the mail."
--Patrick
I missed the "it" in that last line and was all like
.
Never! That thing is eeevil. A mountain of snuffles bears and I are engaging in some mindless violence as I run maps in Path of Exile and offer animal crossing decorating advice to our oldest.
I unfriended my once best friend on Facebook. He just could not stop with the political lies that I shot down daily. He posted a Bible verse, and I said that he posted so many political lies that I had to fact check the quotation...
He responded with when have I lied to you.
I replied with "daily."
Then he posted yet another Candace Owens Meme, after I told him "If I wanted to listen to her shit. I would hide in her restroom."
He responded with when have I lied to you.
I replied with "daily."
Then he posted yet another Candace Owens Meme, after I told him "If I wanted to listen to her shit. I would hide in her restroom."
I've been unfriending people I grew up with in my hometown. Sadly my home county in Colorado is pretty heavy with pro-Trump/anti-maskers. One woman in particular made a public statement on her page insisting that she and her family are exercising their right to go without a mask in public and that everyone should respect her right to do so. I can't abide by that kind of stupidity and selfishness.
Seeing something that small can be shocking.I still haven't received any coherent response to "why is a mask obligation a violation of freedom, and a pants obligation just decency?".
Seeing my penis will not cause death (it may cause some women to faint, though).
Do you outrank him? Because then you can.
Dave
Staff member
None of us outrank each other any more. But I think he outranked me at the end.
That's pretty embarrassing for you given that you were in the first ever marine unit.
First ever marine mammal, too!
My cat is a giant spazzy asshole in the morning, and I've been trying to find some more toys for him so I can start rotating them more effectively, but so many of them have catnip, which is the absolute last thing he needs when he's like this. I am not opposed to catnip on principle, he's just already so ridiculously high energy for the first few hours of the day that he doesn't need it.
As per my last email....
In today's episode of "What the Hell Even is This Timeline?" Aislynn and I just returned from our local diner. We didn't eat this afternoon, we just went to meet a woman who was driving up to Portland, so we could pass off a couple of gas masks and sets of impact-rated safety goggles (we upgraded to full-face masks and these were spare half-face masks). While briefly chatting, we discovered that the passenger of the woman in question is none other than the woman who passed our dog, Cody, over the fence to us when he was 5.5 weeks old. What the hell even is this timeline?
I’m the old one at work 
It’s frustrating because the guys at head office seem to always forget I’ve been here longer than them and I know things. Don’t argue our office history with me. I was here when it was created.
It’s frustrating because the guys at head office seem to always forget I’ve been here longer than them and I know things. Don’t argue our office history with me. I was here when it was created.
No, I am comfortable in my 1-2 billion seconds
An Aslan reference? Better get you some ice cream.I’m the old one at work
It’s frustrating because the guys at head office seem to always forget I’ve been here longer than them and I know things. Don’t argue our office history with me. I was here when it was created.
T-Shirt I saw yesterday:
"If you can't handle me at my worst...
...I don't blame you. That shit is ridiculous."
--Patrick
OK, so we're looking for wedding cake topper miniatures. I'm a bald white guy with a goatee. That's....That's a fairly common look these days, no? Well, apparently wedding cake topper designers don't know this, because outside of completely custom made things, this doesn't appear to exist.
Anyone whose google fu is better than mine?
> guy: white, bald, goatee
> girl: white, long brown hair
> has to get to Belgium within the next two weeks
Anyone whose google fu is better than mine?
> guy: white, bald, goatee
> girl: white, long brown hair
> has to get to Belgium within the next two weeks
Our neighbours have put more work into their yard in the last week than they have in the last two years combined, and I wish I was exaggerating but I'm not.
I sincerely hope it's because they're trying to sell.
I sincerely hope it's because they're trying to sell.