Your wife's hot. Is she single?
Last I checked, nope
For now
I'm a hotel clerk, not a cop.
I'd vote for ScarJo.
Jo Mama?
Truly honest question - which of these fine gentlemen is supposed to be "schlubby"??? 'Cuz... ya, no.
you look like the kind of dude who bench presses tractors imho so dont worry so much.
I hope you slathered on the sunscreen, cuz otherwise you're gonna be overly sensitive on the outside, too.
Also everyone else is leaning backwards while you're leaning forwards. So yah they're gonna look trimmer.
--Patrick
I did. I'm a European blooded vampire. I only got mild burns wearing spf 60 all weekend
Dave
Staff member
I have abs. They are just hidden under pounds of flab.
You look fine, dude. You're trying to hold yourself to too high a standard that you set a long time ago when you were more active. And it's not like you can't do something about it. Print out this picture, put it by your home gym (stationary bike, treadmill, etc.) & look at it every time you think you want to quit. Turn it from a "feel self-conscious" into a "I'm going to fucking DO THIS!"
Meanwhile Dirona will print it out for other reasons altogether.
You look fine, dude. You're trying to hold yourself to too high a standard that you set a long time ago when you were more active. And it's not like you can't do something about it. Print out this picture, put it by your home gym (stationary bike, treadmill, etc.) & look at it every time you think you want to quit. Turn it from a "feel self-conscious" into a "I'm going to fucking DO THIS!"
Meanwhile Dirona will print it out for other reasons altogether.
