The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Frank]

I feel like at this point I've never had a job and life pre Covid was like the last Dark City adjustment.

 

[HCGLNS]

Okay, so this Samson guy from the bible, is a straight up psychopath. Real classic D&D murder hobo. Like dude, wtf?

 

[chris]

Okay, so this Samson guy from the bible, is a straight up psychopath. Real classic D&D murder hobo. Like dude, wtf?

He is not the only one in the bible

 

[Emrys]

YouTube is streaming the 2020 MST3K Turkey Day marathon. We are currently watching... <drum roll>

Final Justice with Joe Don Baker!

 

[General Specific]

YouTube is streaming the 2020 MST3K Turkey Day marathon. We are currently watching... <drum roll>

Final Justice with Joe Don Baker!

Think you can take me?

Go 'head on then.

It's your move.

 

[Emrys]

Think you can take me?

Go 'head <blam!>.

Goosiooooooooo!

Just a minor adjustment there aaaaaand.... perfect!

 

[HCGLNS]

All pants have pockets.
Leggings do not have pockets.
Ipso facto fucko leggings are not pants.

 

[Squidleybits]

Leggings are pants so long as they aren't skin coloured.

 

[MindDetective]

All pants have pockets.
Leggings do not have pockets.
Ipso facto fucko leggings are not pants.

I disagree with your initial premise.

 

[Squidleybits]

I have leggings with pockets.

 

[General Specific]

Leggings != Pants

 

[bhamv3]

If your legs are covered by one "tube", it's a skirt. If it's two "tubes", it's pants.

If it's three "tubes", man you packing some heat down there.

 

[Squidleybits]

Hobo also hates skinny jeans and their cousin skinny cargo pants.

I proved that those pockets worked!

 

[Celt Z]

All pants have pockets.

I would like this to be true, but some men people decided a lot of women's pant styles do not need pockets. They are very wrong.

 

[HCGLNS]

Leggings are dressed up low quality thermal under and not pants.

 

[HCGLNS]

Hobo also hates skinny jeans and their cousin skinny cargo pants.

I proved that those pockets worked!

I don't hate skinny jeans, I am wearing my skinny jeans right now.

 

[Dei]

Leggings are dressed up low quality thermal under and not pants.

Down with the patriarchy, Up with leggings!

 

[figmentPez]

Why does it matter if leggings are pants or not?

 

[figmentPez]

Down with the patriarchy, Up with leggings!

Pantriarchy?

No, that sounds like food storage fascism, not fashion...

 

[HCGLNS]

Why does it matter if leggings are pants or not?

All it takes for leggings to be pants is for good pants to do nothing.

 

[MindDetective]

Why does it matter if leggings are pants or not?

Men asserting their privilege to demean and oppress women?

 

[HCGLNS]

Men asserting their privilege to demean and oppress women?

Or celebrating Halforums birthday with another vibrant pant discussion.

 

[MindDetective]

Or celebrating Halforums birthday with another vibrant pant discussion.

I'm always here for a vibrant discussion. Claws out, though.

 

[chris]

Why does it matter if leggings are pants or not?

It matter a lot.
Countless schools and stores had to deal with the question if leggings are pants or not.

 

[HCGLNS]

It matter a lot.
Countless schools and stores had to deal with the question if leggings are pants or not.

Really? Once again my random shitness pierces the social fabric to it's fabricy core!

 

[figmentPez]

It matter a lot.
Countless schools and stores had to deal with the question if leggings are pants or not.

No, they're dealing with the question of if leggings are appropriate clothes to wear in school. If they're "pants" or not doesn't matter, except to those who are so mired in technicalities that they have forgotten the point. After all, dresses are not pants, but they're okay to wear in schools.

Also, these transparent PVC pants even have pockets:

But wearing those with just undearwear (or nothing else) should definitely not be acceptable in school.

 

[PatrThom]

wearing those with just undearwear (or nothing else) should definitely not be acceptable in school.

One of the nearby cities has had a longstanding feud between the city and the various topless bars.
I remember at one point the city passed a rule saying all female nipples had to be "covered."
So the dancers started covering them... with petroleum jelly.

--Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

But wearing those with just undearwear (or nothing else) should definitely not be acceptable in school.

Given the state of zero tolerance policies, it's only a matter of time before they're made mandatory. But only for boys, naturally. Dress codes and whatnot.

 

[jwhouk]

Also, these transparent PVC pants even have pockets:
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But wearing those with just underwear (or nothing else) should definitely not be acceptable in school.

...those are an actual THING?

EDIT: Oh... they're considered "rain pants" that you wear to protect formal dress pants. Uh, yeah.

 

[Cog]

Thanks to the pandemic, our groceries can finally be home delivered. Ordering things wasn't a thing here.

 

[GasBandit]

I haven't been to work since wednesday, but hey, it's still FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[BErt]

Goddammit Nate Robinson, you had one job, and this wasn’t it

 

[bhamv3]

I have an aunt who I see infrequently. She's approximately 15 years older than me. She's currently in her 50s. However, she looks pretty much exactly as she did when she was 20. This isn't me missing subtle signs of aging, either, if you compare her today to photos of when she was at university, she looks exactly the same. Even with that stereotype of how well-preserved Asian women tend to be, this is remarkable.

I'm starting to suspect she has the One Ring.

 

[Dave]

I was waiting for you to say she was hot and I was getting creeped out.

 

[bhamv3]

I was waiting for you to say she was hot and I was getting creeped out.

Objectively speaking, she is indeed hot.

Still though, she's my aunt. Even if she now looks like my neice.