The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Large gloves are almost always a perfect fit for my hands but the last restaurant I worked in would get these cheap "medium" gloves that were some of the largest I have ever seen
Yup, gotta love that. I once got a rejection letter for a position two years after I had been hired and was working in that exact position. Woried me a bit, so I contacted HR and they said it was a normal thing. They were clearing out old resumes they had and the rejection was auto-generated. It shouldn't have gone out, but still did.
My absolute favorite was when I was back in High School and applied to work at a CD store in the local mall. I never heard back from them until I got a letter saying there were no open positions currently, but that they would keep my resume on file... 6 months after the store had closed.
I was out running errands this morning, and stopped at Whataburger for lunch. My phone app had a buy one-get one patty melt special so I says to myself "Sweet! Lunch and dinner!" Go in, order them, and the girl at the register asks me if I want cheese on them.
"Yes please," I say, because I'm not a dick.
What I thought was: "It's a patty melt. MELT. It's in the name! If there's no cheese on it which would, you know, melt, it's just a PATTY."
"Yes please," I say, because I'm not a dick.
What I thought was: "It's a patty melt. MELT. It's in the name! If there's no cheese on it which would, you know, melt, it's just a PATTY."
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You know there's some asshole out there who ordered a patty melt and lost his shit because it came with cheese and he didn't ask for cheese.
I finally convinced Vero to see "The Exorcist" together for the first time. She has always being afraid of this movie because she watched it when she was a little girl and she only remembers that she was scared but not about the details of the movie. Afteer watching it, we both agree that the most unsettling thing about this movie is the idea of having a daughter afflicted with some unknown disease.
I don’t know if you remember, but Burger King ran a promotion on cheeseburgers a few years ago. Something like $1.50 for a whopper with cheese. The regular whopper ( no cheese) was still $2.99 or whatever. People were ordering the cheeseburger with no cheese because it was just so much cheaper than the regular burger.
It's a well made film that I didn't appreciate until I watched it alone bc it's reputation is almost solely based on its shock value and that's what most people fixate on
Edit: kinda like the silence of the lambs, I used to think silence was dumb as shit bc I wasn't putting together the details until I really focused on it alone to give it a chance to express itself. A good film is like magic in how in makes you feel things and you have to believe it for the trick to work
A major problem with special effects now is there's no mystery to them when it's just animation. That's why gollum has aged so well and a lot of other cg that is technically better hasn't, there's spirit in that performance that's missing in spectacle films
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Can't wait for my credit card to come in this week, just SICK of random bars and liquor stores rejecting my debit card.
At night, when the lights are low, my hat rack looks like a Phantom Menace droid keeping guard at my bedroom window
For like a second, I thought it looked like the silhouette of a femme fatale out of some film noir.
Mr. Hat Rack, are you trying to seduce me?
Why not both?
"The clone wars had sent the entire system into chaos, and my business suddenly dried up. After all, who needed a washed up Jedi turned private eye with a death stick habit? So imagine my surprise when she walked into my office.
She was all hard lines and molded durasteel, with legs that went all the way up to her chassis. I asked her if she needed help, and all she would reply was "Roger, Roger." It was then I knew, she was trouble, and trouble was my specialty."
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I'm a fan.
To this day, I don't get why "two people being xrayed or MRI'd while having sex" is not a valid answer for the standard Rorschach inkblot card #9. 
I guess I should have just said "A rocket ship".
I guess I should have just said "A rocket ship".
ATo this day, I don't get why "two people being xrayed or MRI'd while having sex" is not a valid answer for the standard Rorschach inkblot card #9.
I guess I should have just said "A rocket ship".
--Patrick
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There's a Golden Duck and then there's... that. That's a Platinum easy.
That's a sign of true love, dudeCharles & Camilla have released the photo they're using on their Xmas cards this year.
What kind of moronic fuckwit touches the inside of someone else's mask?!
Ah, I see you're new to the Windsors.
And from german stock. There should be a movement to have a real british royal family
Hey! His inbreeding coefficient lists him as slightly inbred, his children as no inbreeding and grand children even less!
Meh... Henry Tudor's claim to the english throne on his own merits is as legitimate as the one of William the Conqueror aka William the Bastard.
I mean, I assume they touch each other and aren't masked together at home, so really it's not a big deal. There's far worse things to criticize the royals about.Charles & Camilla have released the photo they're using on their Xmas cards this year.
What kind of moronic fuckwit touches the inside of someone else's mask?!