The Random Crap Thread

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Cajungal

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Nope, allen, Fade's your soul mate. Run to him. RUN, I say!

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And I'm my own soul mate?
I believe that role is currently being playing by a Belgian owl.[/QUOTE]

Threesome. I'm thinkin threesome. Artist/geologist meets belgian owl meets taciturn young anime fan/penguin photographer. We've got the emmy tied up.
 
I believe that role is currently being playing by a Belgian owl.
You're right! I know he only hurts me because he loves me.

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And I'm my own soul mate?
I believe that role is currently being playing by a Belgian owl.
Threesome. I'm thinkin threesome. Artist/geologist meets belgian owl meets taciturn young anime fan/penguin photographer. We've got the emmy tied up.[/QUOTE]

:Leyla:
 

Cajungal

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*walks in without a goatee*

Hey guys, what'd I miss?
Oh man you're not gonna believe it... heyyyyy...

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Can anyone tell me how to solve a problem like Maria?
Well it's easy, but only if... well... allen, can you by any chance hold a moonbeam in your hand? Catch a cloud and pin it down?
 
Cajungal and Gruebeard are married and have a baby.
Gusto is not the father of her baby but has been duped into paying child support.
Allen and Gusto just learned they are identical fraternal twins buy only in Japan.
The dastardly Dr Mexico has returned from the dead to steal away Scarlett Johanson before she can finish Iron Man 2
Constable McNewfie has arrived and is on Dr Mexico's tail,
 

Cajungal

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Can anyone tell me how to solve a problem like Maria?
Well it's easy, but only if... well... allen, can you by any chance hold a moonbeam in your hand? Catch a cloud and pin it down?[/QUOTE]

i don't know, but...

but... I have to try![/QUOTE]

Too bad Dr. Mexico captured all the moonbeans to power his evil death ray of evil and death.
 
NO! My evil twin Dr. Mexico is returned!? But how!? I shot him! I saw him die!

Oh no, I need to get out of here befor-- *ghkk* Wh..wha? *looks down to see a machete tip protruding from his chest* *falls down and dies*

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Aja! My pesky twin will no longer be a problem! Mwuahaha, mine is an evil laugh!! *caresses his goatee*
 
.....*slaps him* Speak english or español, man, I can't understand what you're saying!!

*grabs him by the shirt and shakes him* WE NEED CELERY DAMMIT!
 
Gaah. My computer was giving me trouble. This was semi-current when I finished it.

Constable McNewfie prepares to confront the evil Dr. Mexico, armed only with his wits and his standard issue Hakapik.
 

Cajungal

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Well, that's fuckin awesome...

*narrator voice*

And so, with the power of... celery... and gumption, Constable NcNewfie thwarted evil, and all returned to the status quo... UNTIL NEXT WEEK.
 
I think Constable McNewfie and the Good Dr. Mexico (does he have a name? Or is it possible that he is really The Mex?!) would do well to work together in thwarting evil.

That is, unless, his partner has issues.

"THIS ISN'T YOUR JURISDICTION, McNEWFIE!"
"Evil is my jurisdiction."
 
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