Rant V - The Drama Strikes Back

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ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

....the cuteness....the cuteness... :faint:

Seriously, you in no way acted like a douche, please don't even think that. I was almost 100% kidding (about the hijacking I mean) and the rest was just whining. I actually want to listen to those clips when I get a chance since I seem to keep attracting online Finnish friends.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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ZenMonkey said:
....the cuteness....the cuteness... :faint:

Seriously, you in no way acted like a douche, please don't even think that. I was almost 100% kidding (about the hijacking I mean) and the rest was just whining. I actually want to listen to those clips when I get a chance since I seem to keep attracting online Finnish friends.
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WHAT?!

Zen... Zen... I... I thought we had something special... :waah:

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callistarya

Background: My 41 year old cousin dropped out of high school 6 weeks before graduation. When she was 20 she got pregnant and was able to hide it for 9 months as she did not show. AT ALL! she was a thin lady back then and still living at home. I think like a size 7. (Bitch) anyways...she had a girl and her daughter who is now 21 and is managing to follow in her mom's footsteps all the way man. She quit school her senior year and got her GED.

My mom blows up my phone day before yesterday and says you are not gonna believe this but.....tiff is 9 months pregnant. WTF? and she told no one till that day. OMG! If she weren't pregnant I would slap her upside the head. But then there would be no need right? Here's the kicker. Her mother took care of business when she was born and went to college and now owns her own business. Tiff on the other hand mooches of of her entire family and doesn't work and bounces from house to house and everyone pays for everything with her. So NOW my near 70 year old aunt (her grandmother) is taking full responsibility for her and the baby. Taking her in and paying for the birth and everything. I'm so pissed that she would do this to her family. She doesn't even have medicaid to pay for the birth. All costs are out of pocket. She knew she was pg the whole time and now has made some seriously life altering decisions for the whole family.

This being said...I was so angry that she would pull something like this that Tin and I went and talked with the oldest boys again. Sean is 18 and very freaked about getting his girlfriend pregnant so she is on the pill and he still uses a condom. Donovan, however, is a horn dog and thinks with his dick like any normal teenage boy of 17. He got a long ass lecture about protection (again), consequences, and flat out death by parental units. We are really open with our kids and I think that's why they do so well with that type of responsibility but I felt the need to go off since this mess hit so close to home.

Stupid, Stupid girl. gahhhhhhh
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Cal, if you and Tin ever need help... send the kid who follows his pecker like a divining rod my way. I'll scare some frickin' sense into him :p
 
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callistarya

North_Ranger said:
Cal, if you and Tin ever need help... send the kid who follows his pecker like a divining rod my way. I'll scare some frickin' sense into him :p
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I just might lol



BTW...Tiff had her baby last night. It's a girl. Good thing she said something 3 days ago. :doh:
 
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Silvanesti

Fuck this fucking snow. its way way way to fucking early to have almost a foot of snow. So much for fall. grrr.

And on an unrelated note

Zen, if you need to stock up, im sure the some of the folks here would be more then willing to help you foot the bill for the stockpile. That whole situation sounds fucked up. Im so sorry.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Damnit, some evil goblin keeps sneaking into my journals at night and making my writing go from passable to horrible. DAMN YOU, GOBLINS!
 
Rob King

Rob King

We were supposed to get snow here today. It never came, though.

My Rant:
What is it about me that attracts all the 'wrong' types of girls? Not that there's anything wrong with them as people, but as a match for me they're all ... just wrong.

I ranted about that other girl last week. I just learned that after I hung up with her on the phone, she called my mother (at midnight) to talk things out. Mom's a saint, so she tried to help as much as she could but ... man, that's weird. She must really be having trouble coping. When I told her to call someone else, I had figured ... someone not my mother.

Anyhow, now I'm back in my hometown. There's another girl here. She's been into me for a year, and I've been trying to wave her off. I've told her on three separate occasions that I'm just not interested in her as a romantic sort of thing. She suggested tonight that we go for pizza, and then a movie. I suggested we invite some other friends. I know the talk of the town is going to be that I'm boneheaded, and can't tell when a girl is into me. But it's actually just a matter of absolutely not wanting that.

I also just heard a piece of gossip about ANOTHER girl who apparently wasn't into me. Somehow I came up in conversation, and she mentioned that I was into her a few months back. She punctuated the story with "I mean really. Rob? No! Eugh!" There's such a funny story behind that one, though, it breaks my heart that none of our mutual friends will hear it. I was convinced that she was into me. I still think she was. I wasn't really into her, though, which made me reconsider who I was relationship-wise. I was afraid that I was being shallow (because she's not a beautiful girl), so I had mentioned to a friend that if she was actually interested, I might be willing to give it a shot. And now, I'm the one who was into her. No. I was just willing to give her a shot because I thought she was a nice girl. And she says 'eugh, NO!'?
 
ZenMonkey

ZenMonkey

Silvanesti said:
Zen, if you need to stock up, im sure the some of the folks here would be more then willing to help you foot the bill for the stockpile. That whole situation sounds fucked up. Im so sorry.
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That's a very sweet sentiment, thank you. In practical terms, for me, this isn't dire. The people immediately affected are those that own (or patronize) the worst, shadiest places that are clearly illegal, some of whom have already skedaddled on their own. Even if the city did have the time and money to shut every dispensary one by one, it would be years until they got to the one I patronize. Plus at the moment this is only happening in L.A. county so in the very worst-case scenario I could (legally) go elsewhere in CA.

So I personally am not affected at the moment and probably won't be; the situation is just so out of control and this only makes things worse.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Rob King said:
We were supposed to get snow here today. It never came, though.

My Rant:
What is it about me that attracts all the 'wrong' types of girls? Not that there's anything wrong with them as people, but as a match for me they're all ... just wrong.

I ranted about that other girl last week. I just learned that after I hung up with her on the phone, she called my mother (at midnight) to talk things out. Mom's a saint, so she tried to help as much as she could but ... man, that's weird. She must really be having trouble coping. When I told her to call someone else, I had figured ... someone not my mother.

Anyhow, now I'm back in my hometown. There's another girl here. She's been into me for a year, and I've been trying to wave her off. I've told her on three separate occasions that I'm just not interested in her as a romantic sort of thing. She suggested tonight that we go for pizza, and then a movie. I suggested we invite some other friends. I know the talk of the town is going to be that I'm boneheaded, and can't tell when a girl is into me. But it's actually just a matter of absolutely not wanting that.

I also just heard a piece of gossip about ANOTHER girl who apparently wasn't into me. Somehow I came up in conversation, and she mentioned that I was into her a few months back. She punctuated the story with "I mean really. Rob? No! Eugh!" There's such a funny story behind that one, though, it breaks my heart that none of our mutual friends will hear it. I was convinced that she was into me. I still think she was. I wasn't really into her, though, which made me reconsider who I was relationship-wise. I was afraid that I was being shallow (because she's not a beautiful girl), so I had mentioned to a friend that if she was actually interested, I might be willing to give it a shot. And now, I'm the one who was into her. No. I was just willing to give her a shot because I thought she was a nice girl. And she says 'eugh, NO!'?
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Want to feel better about yourself?

I have dated...
- The Psychopathic Bitch Queen. For a year. The sex was that good.
- An 18-year-old angry Goth girl with her own porn site.
- A midget.
- And for some reason the girls I take interest in are always taken, and the girls who take an interest in me are generally clingy as hell - which is a major turn-off to me after the Psychopathic Bitch Queen.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Amorous Eyes;273914][quote=North_Ranger said:
I have dated...
- The Psychopathic Bitch Queen. For a year. The sex was that good.
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We dated?[/QUOTE]

Not unless your name's Melina, you boast about having "blueblooded" roots, eat my fridge clean and cut yourself while I'm asleep, are physically incapable of seeing you live in a pig sty, buy new clothes instead of washing your old, oh and when we broke up you ran back to your ex whom you told me had just used you as a fuck-toy.
 
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Iaculus

North_Ranger;273917][quote=Amorous Eyes;273914][quote=North_Ranger said:
I have dated...
- The Psychopathic Bitch Queen. For a year. The sex was that good.
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We dated?[/QUOTE]

Not unless your name's Melina, you boast about having "blueblooded" roots, eat my fridge clean and cut yourself while I'm asleep, are physically incapable of seeing you live in a pig sty, buy new clothes instead of washing your old, oh and when we broke up you ran back to your ex whom you told me had just used you as a fuck-toy.[/QUOTE]

Maybe she wanted to check the colour?
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Iaculus;273918][quote=North_Ranger;273917][quote=Amorous Eyes;273914][quote=North_Ranger said:
I have dated...
- The Psychopathic Bitch Queen. For a year. The sex was that good.
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We dated?[/QUOTE]

Not unless your name's Melina, you boast about having "blueblooded" roots, eat my fridge clean and cut yourself while I'm asleep, are physically incapable of seeing you live in a pig sty, buy new clothes instead of washing your old, oh and when we broke up you ran back to your ex whom you told me had just used you as a fuck-toy.[/QUOTE]

Maybe she wanted to check the colour?[/QUOTE]

In that case she was certainly terribly worried it might change at some point. Her arms looked like a chess board because she had scraped herself with a fork, and one night when I had told her - at 3am - to go back to sleep when she'd woken me up to talk about furniture, she went to the kitchen and cut her thigh a 10-inch line with a ginsu knife.

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Amorous Eyes;273919][quote=North_Ranger;273917][quote=Amorous Eyes;273914][quote=North_Ranger said:
I have dated...
- The Psychopathic Bitch Queen. For a year. The sex was that good.
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We dated?[/QUOTE]

Not unless your name's Melina, you boast about having "blueblooded" roots, eat my fridge clean and cut yourself while I'm asleep, are physically incapable of seeing you live in a pig sty, buy new clothes instead of washing your old, oh and when we broke up you ran back to your ex whom you told me had just used you as a fuck-toy.[/QUOTE]
Close, but I don't eat that much so I don't raid fridges.

*hides the scars on her arms*[/QUOTE]

Well, neither did she. She starved herself on nothing but water and cola for three days, then went to Hesburger (the Finnish rival to MacDonald's) and pigged-out. And since I always kept microwave soups in my fridge... well, let's just say there were pieces of discarded carton all around the mornings she had stayed over.


GAAHH!! Why am I even talking about her? :( It's been years, and I haven't felt this aggravated in months. *sighs*
 
Vytamindi

Vytamindi

I just woke up pissed off. Not really sure why, but to be honest, a digital noise forced me out of my warm and comfortable slumber and out of my boyfriend's safe arms.

DAMN YOU ALARM CLOCK

But I have some really awesome classes with awesome kids this morning, so it'll be better soon :)
 
strawman

strawman

Why do some people insist on carrying out a complex conversation at a distance?

Why must I be the one to move closer, when you initiated the conversation?

If you want to talk, come here.

-Adam
 
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Iaculus

More of an amused rant than an irritated one, but here goes:

Recently returned to university, and one thing I did as soon as I was capable was signing up with various clubs and societies. Amongst them was the Sci-Fi society, for it does a man's soul good to walk amongst his own once in a while.

Week one: Empty room at the tima and place we were told to meet, and no contact for the next five days. Until then, theories amongst the bewildered were bandied around, primarily amounting to alien abduction. It would have been thematically-ppropriate, after all.

Week two: Finally encountered the Sci-FiSoc's regular members at the meeting (no abduction this time), and mein Gott, they are the most hopeless bunch of social incompetents I have encountered in my life. One third were busy metaphorically slapping their geek-schlongs in the faces of all and sundry, one third were demonstrating their disconnect from reality in the most alarming ways possible (one, a bald, bespectacled chap who looked about thirty, stared intently at my right ear whenever I opened my mouth, and communicated only in short, infrequent bursts of overloud, incoherent word-vomit), and the remaining thirty-three per cent were huddled in corners, lookming deeply intimidated. Also, the conversation turned with horrible inevitability to the mechanics of anal sex with ferrets.

On the plus side, free pizza and a near-infinite potential source of bizarre anecdotes. Whether this compensates, I have no idea.
 
Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

What is the point of lucking out and getting an office with a really nice view and huge windows overlooking gorgeous landscapes when it's been dreary and/or raining the entire month so far?
 
Fun Size

Fun Size

Charlie Dont Surf said:
What is the point of lucking out and getting an office with a really nice view and huge windows overlooking gorgeous landscapes when it's been dreary and/or raining the entire month so far?
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Honestly, having finally made it to the big window part of cubeville after years of fuzzy-walled goodness, just knowing that the weather sucks makes me feel better than having no clue what it's like outside for hours on end.
 
Frank

Frank

This is going to be an odd, bragging rant but here I go. But I'm going to justify it by thinking about how most people on these forums are pretty normal folks who actually have relationships with the opposite sex and can understand my current issue.

My new girlfriend is ridiculous in bed. I mean, completely ridiculous. I've only been in a handful of sexual relationships so my comparison doesn't exactly have a large cross section to draw from. To put it bluntly, this girl wants on my jock all the time. All the God damn time. I've never been with someone this demanding sexually. And don't get me wrong, it's awesome but it's only been about two weeks since we first had sex and it just hasn't stopped. She wants it 3-4 times a day. I've never been with anyone like this before.

I feel like such a douchefaced asshole typing this.
 
Frank

Frank

I guess I kind of forgot to type what the issue was in the embarrassment of typing this out in the first place. The problem being is that I'm not really up to keeping up this pace. I don't know how much longer I can go like this. I'm being snu-snu'd to death.

 
Vytamindi

Vytamindi

My rant kinda ties into Frankie's, but on the other side of the condom... heh... :bush:

I like sex, but is one a day TOO much to ask for? I don't complain too much directly, but I do notice that you are no longer seduceable. I don't mind waiting for you to get to the OMG WANT YOU NOW point (but I really do...), but that results in 10 minutes of orgasmic fury that will satiate you for another week and a half...

BAGHHHHHH! But at least you're trying your hardest to compromise... BUT STILL!
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Losing as in, "has cancer", losing as in "is moving far away", losing as in "I think he had an affair with my girlfriend", losing as in "we're going to have to put him down, he's just too old", or...?
 
Gusto

Gusto

RE: Sex:

I have a lower sex drive than my girlfriend too. Not that she's insatiable or I'm completely turned off, but she's really enthusiastic. :)
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Well, on that topic, despite what you may think from my posts here, since I've started taking zoloft a couple of weeks ago, my sex drive has fallen to almost nothing. I can't really rant about it, because I'm single anyway and I don't really mind it beign a bit lower than before, but it'd be a serious problem if I was in a relationship. Really noticeable difference.
 
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