This is now the "Look at my face pubes!" thread

[Gusto]

Yeah me too.

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We are totally the Jim and Pam of Halforum, and this is our Season 3.

 

[Andi]

Please, for my sanitys sake, don't do it man!!!!

 

[Cajungal]

Yeah me too.

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We are totally the Jim and Pam of Halforum, and this is our Season 3.

SIGH

*looks at camera*

 

[Gusto]

I NEED MY FUCKING SMILEY :explode:

 

[Cajungal]

I knowwwww! Damnit... they're ruining our ridiculous shtick.

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Won't someone think of the shtick!?!

 

[Andi]

I NEED MY FUCKING SMILEY :explode:

Here you go:

the fucking-smiley.

Oh, you didn't mean this one?

 

[Gusto]

Seriously, if someone can find me that smiley, I will Paypal them FIVE DOLLARS.

 

[Cajungal]

It was the old one. It was great. :waah:

 

[Singularity.EXE]

I am now conforming to your societal norms. Also I might start posting now that work is slowing down.

 

[Calleja]

I'm torax-hairy, too.

Testosterone is a funny thing, isn't it? Have too much of it and you lose your hair... BUT you get all this chest/stomach hair in return.

I'm all testosterony. Which, by the way, is the REAL San Franciso treat.

 

[Jake]

I'm torax-hairy, too.

Testosterone is a funny thing, isn't it? Have too much of it and you lose your hair... BUT you get all this chest/stomach hair in return.

I'm all testosterony. Which, by the way, is the REAL San Franciso treat.

Explain how I've got a flowing mane and fur-covered thorax then, esse.

 

[Gusto]

I got hair on my head.

And legs.

And nipples, I guess.

 

[drawn_inward]

I've got hair, here and there
I've got hair, everywhere
I've got hair, in my nose
I've got hair, on my toes
I've got hair, on my head
I've got hair, some is red
I've got hair, I'm never bare
I've got hair, on my derrier

 

[Silver Jelly]

I'm torax-hairy, too.

Testosterone is a funny thing, isn't it? Have too much of it and you lose your hair... BUT you get all this chest/stomach hair in return.

I'm all testosterony. Which, by the way, is the REAL San Franciso treat.

Explain how I've got a flowing mane and fur-covered thorax then, esse.[/QUOTE]

Easy one! You are not bald!

 

[Calleja]

Well genetics are obviously also involved, aren't they?

I didn't say ALL hairy men were bald.

also, it's "ese".

 

[Cajungal]

I have a fake Groucho mustache somewhere around here.

 

[Shegokigo]

I have a fake Groucho mustache somewhere around here.

Found it.

 

[Calleja]

That had to have taken her, literally, less than 2 minutes to copy, modify, save, upload and post.

Sheesh.

 

[fade]

I'm torax-hairy, too.

Testosterone is a funny thing, isn't it? Have too much of it and you lose your hair... BUT you get all this chest/stomach hair in return.

I'm all testosterony. Which, by the way, is the REAL San Franciso treat.

Explain how I've got a flowing mane and fur-covered thorax then, esse.[/QUOTE]

AND a face-vagina.

 

[Cajungal]

I have a fake Groucho mustache somewhere around here.

Found it.[/QUOTE]

Ohh chee chorny, ain't I corny?

 

[Calleja]

Groucho Marx's mustache was fake from the get-go... isn't a "FAKE Groucho Marx mustache" then mean, by the double negative magic, that it's a REAL Groucho Marx mustache?


....does that mean she has actual facial hair OR, rather, the actual shoe polish Groucho used?

 

[North_Ranger]

Let's see... I've got hair just about everywhere. The thing is, outside the crotch area and above shoulders, I have extremely light hair, so I look pretty hairless... while in fact I have enough hair on my legs to keep me warm even during the coldest of winter days.

My dad, on the other hand, has dark hair. All over the place. He looks like someone in his immediate ancestry had ****ed a bear.

 

[Bubble181]

Hmm, very hairy legs, relatively hairy arms, just a small tuft of chest hair, but unfortunately, some back hair as well....
Oh, and a beard growing out al the way across my neck, of course.

 

[Calleja]

Eww.. I have a very hairy chest/stomach and I *still* don't have any back hair.

 

[Bubble181]

Yeah, I know. It's the only part of my body I shave religiously. Pubes and armpits just get a trim whenever I remember, my beard goes shorter and longer depending on my laziness, but my back is always shaven.

 

[North_Ranger]

I just let it all grow.

Also, how the hell do you shave your back?

 

[Cajungal]

I just let it all grow.

Also, how the hell do you shave your back?

I WAS JUST IN THE PROCESS OF TYPING THAT!

But seriously... how?

 

[North_Ranger]

My guess is either being double-jointed or tiny backhair gnomes.

 

[Cajungal]

Or hiring a homeless dude.

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Or maybe he's in Albequerque, where anyone off the street'll gladly shave your back for a nickel.

(Wokka wokka doodoo yeah.)

 

[Calleja]

back hair is usually at the upper region, it's not that hard to reach back. I've never had to shave back there, but I'd imagine, anyways.

 

[North_Ranger]

Reaching back + sharp razor + no direct line of sight = blood-striped back.

 

[Cajungal]

I don't know what the big deal is about back hair. You're guys. It's ok to be hairy. For the love of God, take advantage of that.

 

[Calleja]

Reaching back + sharp razor + no direct line of sight = blood-striped back.

dude, use a gillette for fuck's sake, I know you love dressing up like medieval times, but you can use modern tools sometimes!

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I don't know what the big deal is about back hair. You're guys. It's ok to be hairy. For the love of God, take advantage of that.

There's GOOD hairy and BAD hairy, CG.

Awesome manly beard? GOOD.

Gross curly back hair? BAD.

 

[Cajungal]

Doesn't bug me. Sallimsayin.

 

[Bubble181]

The Mexican and I have been oddly on the same wavelegth lately. it's no hard thing to shave there in the shower with a gilette...And like he said, beard = good. Back hair = icky. Some other hair falls somewhere in between (say...hairy back of the hands).