Ask Me Anything: The Dave Experience
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Dave
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Depends on the time of the month. No, that's NOT what I mean by that! I get paid monthly. So at the beginning of the month I'd charge you $100. Near the end of the month it would be down to a happy meal and a bottle of Pepsi.
I actually have husked corn before. Several times, in fact. I'm quite good at it. No wolverines, though.
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The lead singer of Cheap Trick. We played putt putt golf together at the Fuddruckers in Fargo, ND some time in the 1990s.
North_Ranger
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Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
Dave
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I'm very fond of a lot of you. Normally I wouldn't answer this one because as Admin it would look like I am taking sides in any dispute. But because Zen is now the arbitrator of the boomstick and I'm not involved I will answer. And these are in no certain order, by the way.
- Shegokigo - She brings a level of insanity to the boards that I like. Yes, the shtick sometimes seems forced, but for the most part it's good fun.
- GasBandit - His views and mine politically don't even come close to one another, but he sticks to his guns and is unflinching. Plus he's always making things interesting.
- Charlie Dont Surf - He's brash, he's too young to be so set in his ways and he's a movie snob. But he's interesting and even when bored he brings a certain something to the boards. Look at this mini-meme he started!
- Lucid JCM - As opposed to the ranting lunatic JCM that occasionally rears his ugly head. Really the only time I've ever lost it on someone was the batshit insane JCM. But Lucid JCM brings a view to the board that we would normally not get. Namely the insight - important insight - into the mind of a member of a religion with which the United States is currently at war. His posts on the subject are a real treat...before they spiral down into flaming drivel and implode.
- Chazwozel - This one could be one of a few people, but Chaz comes to mind first. We have a number of scientists on this board and the professional information we get from these folks is invaluable to understanding things like cloning, virology and the current global pandemic. Yes, he can be acerbic. But you have to realize that he means almost none of it and if you fall for his poking and prodding he just won.
- Crone - I like the newer, calmer Crone. Her posts are funny and she's always been there with a laugh. We've had our differences in the past but I respect the hell out of her. Shit, we voted her Forum President!
- SeraRealm - The funny and beautiful version of GasBandit with the GB hoard at her disposal. Although a great number of posts contain what Charlie refers to as "image macros", her posts never fail to elicit a chuckle or even the occasional guffaw. I hope she's right now very happy getting her marriage on.
- Gusto - Having spoken with him several times on the Vent and D&D games & such I find I like GOOSTO personally and that tends to color my views of his posts somewhat.
- Calleja - Even though he hasn't been around as much, the Happy Mexican is a great guy who has shared so much personal information with us at his own expense that I'm amazed. Come back, ya crazy Mex, ya!
- My Mods & Admins - I chose these folks for a reason. For the most part they are very even tempered and they are ALL easy to work with. The private section you guys can't see is drama free and I likes it that way.
In 20 years I'll be 64 years old. I hope to God I'm able to start thinking about retirement although by that time I hope to have written something that someone likes enough to publish so I can sit in my boxer briefs at the computer and still make a living.
Actually, one of the wedding I did had a deaf bridesmaid. But that's about the extent of it. I wished I knew sign language at the time.
Dave
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There's no such thing as bad pizza. It's always a safe bet.
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What baseball team do Nebraskans tend to root for?
North_Ranger
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How much should one tip cows?
Dave
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I prefer Canadian Bacon, otherwise known as ham. But if I had to choose I'd say pepperoni due to the fact that I am not a fan of vegetables on my pizza.
Generally it's the Kansas City Royals. The miner league team in Omaha is the Omaha Royals so we have that connection plus the fact that KC is one of the closest franchises. Personally I'm a Minnesota Twin.
20% just like everyone else.
Dave
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When people get tired of asking them.
Hadn't even thought about that. Interesting idea. But do I really want to take the time to write fresh material for a medium where you get no feedback and have no idea if the material is working? Let me think about this.
Laugh track? Not sure we want to incorporate sound clips. It would take up space and could become very annoying.
Dave
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I know.
90 degrees, if you tip them any further you would have hit them too hard.
Dave
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Can't say that I have. It's possible, though. Mostly I just pick out lint and wonder how it got in there.
Dave
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Probably not. But I'm more curious than I would have been.
Dave, do you honestly think Crone still has amateur status?
Dave
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Dave, do you honestly think Crone still has amateur status?[/QUOTE]
I have no proof to the contrary. That I know of.
Dave, do you honestly think Crone still has amateur status?[/quote]
I have no proof to the contrary. That I know of.[/QUOTE]
Do you really know how Crone looks like?
Dave
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Dave, do you honestly think Crone still has amateur status?[/quote]
I have no proof to the contrary. That I know of.[/quote]
Do you really know how Crone looks like?
[/QUOTE]If she was truthful about the pictures she posted then sure. But if she posted pictures that weren't her I'd have no way of knowing. I mean, you all know that I look as I look because I post a picture from my DJ job and that would be an incredibly elaborate ruse to fake. But a picture or two uploaded could be of anyone.
I think I have but you can never be 100% sure.
Three parter:
1. Dave you ever going to come visit me in Texas so we can go shooting?
2. Do you see the hot air machines and think push button recieve bacon?
3. When can I tap dat?
1. Dave you ever going to come visit me in Texas so we can go shooting?
2. Do you see the hot air machines and think push button recieve bacon?
3. When can I tap dat?
After experiencing the full power of "The Dave" I feel cheated and unsatisfied, do I get a full refund?
Oh! another one I thought of. If you were a wacky radio DJ what would your show be like? Assume you a re "Demented Dave" and this is your "Destructive Drive time" or something, who would be your sidekick, the one who asks all the people you interview how big their dong is? Who would be in intern who has to do the stupid stunts, and who would be the chick who thinks you're all just gross?
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Dave, do you honestly think Crone still has amateur status?[/quote]
I have no proof to the contrary. That I know of.[/quote]
Do you really know how Crone looks like?
[/QUOTE]If she was truthful about the pictures she posted then sure. But if she posted pictures that weren't her I'd have no way of knowing. I mean, you all know that I look as I look because I post a picture from my DJ job and that would be an incredibly elaborate ruse to fake. But a picture or two uploaded could be of anyone.
I think I have but you can never be 100% sure.[/QUOTE]
wait, when did this become about me? how do I make it stop?
Dave
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- Salma Hayek - My overall #1. I would be able to die happy after 1 night alone with her.
- Kathy Ireland - As long as she doesn't speak. She's kinda dumb but those eyes...
- Jennifer Aniston - Just because she's hot.
- Mila Kunis - Have you SEEN her lately?!?
- Megan Fox - You would have to shut her up and make sure that she doesn't try and act in front of me but even vacuous Megan is super hot.
Well, I'm not gay so the prospect doesn't turn me on. But throw a million tax free at me and I'd probably lower myself and then take a long, long shower.
A centralized hub of activity that is constantly bringing in new users so that even if a few leave we're still okay and not stagnating.
That would be really interesting...as long as you aren't Dick Cheney. But I'd suck as I'm really rusty with my shooting. I haven't touched a weapon in 20+ years.
You know, I really do now. And it always makes me laugh.
See the quote about dudes above.
I would do a call-in show where I'd basically be an "answer" guy. So people would send us questions and we'd answer them and talk about nothing for 4-5 hours a day. No stupid stunts or anything like that. I'd actually want a "serious" type of talk show where the personalities make the difference, not the wacky stunts.
When someone asked a question. I answered and now it's over.
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