Gay Marriage Speech

[Cajungal]

Wow... my Sunday school teachers apparently sucked.

A lot of Sunday school/religion teachers suck. They think they can get away with answering every question: "Jesus loves you" and "Because the Bible says so."

 

[Krisken]

Wow... my Sunday school teachers apparently sucked.

A lot of Sunday school/religion teachers suck. They think they can get away with answering every question: "Jesus loves you" and "Because the Bible says so."[/QUOTE]
Yup. Even if they never read one.

 

[Cajungal]

I've only had 2 good ones, and they were exceptional. I'm beginning to wonder if there's any middle ground.

 

[RocketGirl]

When (non Judaism) people say "Torah" they tend to only refer to those 5 books, yes.

An' everytime I hear someone say, "Torah", all I can think is "Tora! Tora! Tora!", the old Japanish battlecry from WWII...

...or "Toro, toro, toro!" from bullfights.

The Talmud/Midrash is akin to the Muslim Hadith/Sunnah.

And when I hear "Talmud", I think of the "Talman" or "Talmun" or whatever it was called from the movie Enemy Mine...

Just sayin'...

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

I've never read the bible. Does that make me Jewish?

Did you read the Torah?[/QUOTE]

No. So maybe I'm Muslim.

 

[WolfOfOdin]

Is it wrong that I was blind stinking drunk when I made that post? o_o

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

I've never read the bible. Does that make me Jewish?

Did you read the Torah?[/QUOTE]

No. So maybe I'm Muslim.[/QUOTE]

Doubtful, as the Quran confirms the Torah.[/QUOTE]

Huh. Well, I have watched Star Wars. Perhaps I'm a Jedi?

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Unfortunately.

For the last month or so anyway.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

*perks up*

Indeed?

I'm interested in hearing how.

 

[Covar]

*perks up*

Indeed?

I'm interested in hearing how.

have sex.

 

[strawman]

I don't see how stealing lawn gnomes helps with the having sex, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

So is "Have Sex" Step 1? Cause then Step 2 would be "get dressed and get out"*

Or is "Have Sex" Step 3? Cause then I'm at a loss as to what both Steps 1 and 2 would be.


*Other things I could've wrote as Step 2:
-Pay the piper (by which I mean prostitute)
-thank god almighty hallelujah. hallelu-u-e-ah
-Rebury the corpse.

 

[Armadillo]

So is "Have Sex" Step 1? Cause then Step 2 would be "get dressed and get out"*

Or is "Have Sex" Step 3? Cause then I'm at a loss as to what both Steps 1 and 2 would be.


*Other things I could've wrote as Step 2:
-Pay the piper (by which I mean prostitute)
-thank god almighty hallelujah. hallelu-u-e-ah
-Rebury the corpse.

"Have Sex" is Step 3.[/QUOTE]

And "Profit" is Step 5.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

So step 4 would be "stiff your pimp?

 

[Denbrought]

So step 4 would be "stiff your pimp?

Step 4 is always ?????, silly'un.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

I apparently don't get this joke.

I just know that Vyx offered to help end my celibacy; I'm waiting to hear more on that.