Yikes.

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LOL at all the talk about how to keep her 'safe' from sex, predatory boys, driving fast or unsafely, etc.

If she hasn't already been taught the principles you want her to follow before she grew to this age, you have no hope trying to reform her now.

I'm quite sure Dave is confident, otherwise he really would be worried.

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Never had sex in the back of a car...
If you do it, you find it's something you do only once*, just for the novelty of it.







*uncomfortably...
 
Good luck, Dave. I wouldn't worry too much... because it's not my kid. But you, worry a lot. Worry like hell.
 
This here thread is the best advice a man could ever hope to receive from a bunch of strangers on the internet about his adolescent daughter.

Kudos to all involved.
 
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Chazwozel

All this car talk is making me dizzy. And I have no clue how any of those look but I'll assume the one with the Z in it is spiffy looking?

Well my point was that it's really hard to have sex in the back of a F body Camaro.

 

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Back when I was in the army... the toilet of the canteen/common area (similar to your USO canteen). My girlfriend was visiting me when I had a few hours off for the night, and she was extremely aroused seeing me in my uniform.
 
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Kitty Sinatra

Back when I was in the army... the toilet of the canteen/common area (similar to your USO canteen). My girlfriend was visiting me when I had a few hours off for the night, and she was extremely aroused seeing me in my uniform.
Go on.
 

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I don't think I should. It is NSFW, after all.

Quickie in the toilet, trying to be as quiet as possible because our NCO platoon leaders were also in the canteen.
 

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4am actually. I was burning the midnight oil while reading for an exam... and now I have trouble falling asleep because I'm hyped up on caffeine.
 
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Armadillo

My first car looked almost exactly like this one:



1986 Trans Am, baby. Aw yeah.
 
Damn, you guys were lucky. This was my car, except black


The back seats did fold down though, giving access to the trunk. I'm assuming this would have made for a decent amount of room. Unfortunately I didn't get to try it out. No sex in the Tracer.
 
You guys are reminding me why I always drove full sized cars. There's enough room in the back seat for an orgy.

In fact I nicknamed my last car the Grand Marquis de Sade.
 
No sex (although tried with a smaller girl) in my Mustang.



Probably even smaller than the Camaro backseat :(
 
Might as well explain my lack of back-seat car sex:



Was my first vehicle (but in Red). Hence the "truck-bed sex" comment from earlier.
 
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