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Chazwozel

Shave it!

But seriously, does anyone have parts of their beard that look funny or differ from the norm. I can't grow a soul patch for the life of me. The soulpatch hair all comes in blond!
 
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rabbitgod

My soul patch is pretty light colored too. When it gets longer it finally darkens up, but it looks blond when it's first growing out.

Also I grow very little neck hair. It's pretty nice since I don't really have to shave, but considering how think and dark my beard is one would expect a lot of neck hair.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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If I'm stressed at work, I absentmindedly start to tug hairs out of my bears 1 by 1. People around me know when it's a bad time to bother me if they see a bald patch.
 
Gusto

Gusto

I can't grow the parts between the mustache and chin hair, or the soulpatch and chin hair. My goatee is disjointed and messy as a result so I try again every couple months just to see if it's getting any less patchy. Right now, it's closer and fuller than it was at Hallowe'en, so yay.
 
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Chazwozel

Gusto said:
I can't grow the parts between the mustache and chin hair, or the soulpatch and chin hair. My goatee is disjointed and messy as a result so I try again every couple months just to see if it's getting any less patchy. Right now, it's closer and fuller than it was at Hallowe'en, so yay.
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I always think that a goatee looks badass if you have just a mustache and the chin, but alas, my mouth isn't really all that wide so the mustache looks really goofy on my face unless I do a fu manchu.
 
Gusto

Gusto

Chazwozel;356819][QUOTE=Gusto said:
I can't grow the parts between the mustache and chin hair, or the soulpatch and chin hair. My goatee is disjointed and messy as a result so I try again every couple months just to see if it's getting any less patchy. Right now, it's closer and fuller than it was at Hallowe'en, so yay.
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I always think that a goatee looks badass if you have just a mustache and the chin, but alas, my mouth isn't really all that wide so the mustache looks really goofy on my face unless I do a fu manchu.[/QUOTE]

The problem is that my facial hair is so patchy that without a proper shape it just looks... accidental.

Here's a pic of me at Hallowe'en for reference. (I'm the Luigi dude in case you don't recognize me :))

 
Fun Size

Fun Size

I've been able to grow a full beard since high school, but it grows thin on the cheeks, so I can't grow the manly-man, Grizzly Addams type beard. I get more of a Hans Gruber, which isn't bad, but means that just not shaving and going stubbly for a week ends badly.

 
Jake

Jake

Mine's starting to go salt-and-pepper, which is disturbing. Especially since my beard tends to be more red than my hair elsewhere, so it's more like salt-pepper-and-paprika.
 
Hylian

Hylian

My facial hair comes in to patchy for a full beard so I went with a goatee for two reasons. I like it and secondly I look really young without it.
 
Rob King

Rob King

My neck grows out like a motherfucker. My cheeks don't. My 'stache also doesn't connect to my chin that well, so I make up for it by letting the mustache grow long ... which gets annoying.

I have a love/hate relationship with my facial hair.



See my bald cheeks there? I will never grow a Billy Mays-esque, übermanly full beard. :(
 
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I can't grow facial hair to save my life. I get mean stubble even by the end of the day, but no real beard. I have the Joe Dirt problem. My facial hair seems to naturally grow into redneck shapes. Plus, I have serious neckbeard, so if I don't trim constantly, it looks like any beard I do have is trying to take over my body.
 
CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I miss my monster goatee. I can grow a full mountain man beard if I want, but due to work I can't. I do, however, usually have sideburns down to the base of my jaw. My beard is the same color as my hair (dark brown), but the goatee part on my chin will usually have a bit of deep red in it, which is kinda weird.
 
Calleja

Calleja

I can grow a full beard in a couple of weeks, which is mainly why I have a beard now... too lazy to shave.

My beard is weird, though, in that if you look closely, there's a whole rainbow of colors in it. There's black, blonde, red, brown, even red and white. It's madness.
 
North_Ranger

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Rob King said:
My neck grows out like a motherfucker. My cheeks don't. My 'stache also doesn't connect to my chin that well, so I make up for it by letting the mustache grow long ... which gets annoying.

I have a love/hate relationship with my facial hair.



See my bald cheeks there? I will never grow a Billy Mays-esque, übermanly full beard. :(
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The similarities keep piling up... I have a similar problem with my facial hair. I can grow it really, really thick and long along and under my chin, but where sideburns would form I only have frilly, barely-visible hair. Also, I started getting moustache hair only about three years back, and still I can't get it to grow right under my nose. At the corners of my mouth it grows like weed, but right under my nose... almost nothing. Almost like a reverse Hi... Charlie Chaplin.

Not to mention the fact that I'm blond but my beard grows rusty red.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Funny this thread started today. This year (the third year I've 'gone beard' during Winter), I decided to stop shaving and 'let it go' on the first day of Winter. Today being the first day of Spring, I decided it was time to take it off. The different thing this year was that I just let it go untouched (except for trimming to keep tips out of my mouth and ears). It actually got a lot longer than I expected. An interesting experiment, don't know if I'll repeat it.

--Patrick
 
Cog

Cog

I had a beard and a mustache, but I shaved it when I found out my wife was pregnant. I want to kiss my daughter with a clean face.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

I have a goatee nowadays, and, like others here, my moustache and beard don't quite connect...But only on the left. On the right, they grow together nicely. :confused:
Also, my whole beard grows with a strong right slant. Even my moustache. If I grow out my beard a bit, it completely points to the right...Meaning I can't get anything symmetrical going. It's odd.
And, also, black hair on top (well, shaved), brownish beard with red and blonde streaks.
 
@Li3n

@Li3n

A beard...no, i don't have one, i married her because i love women... and their vaginas... i just like to tap my foot when i'm in a public bathroom... it was all a misunderstanding.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

Try as I may, I just cannot grow a beard or mustache or facial hair of any sort. It kind of puts a damper on my dream job with the circus.
 
drawn_inward

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@Li3n said:
A beard...no, i don't have one, i married her because i love women... and their vaginas... i just like to tap my foot when i'm in a public bathroom... it was all a misunderstanding.
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I don't know what this means, and I think that it's best that I don't get it.
 
@Li3n

@Li3n

drawn_inward;357038][QUOTE=@Li3n said:
A beard...no, i don't have one, i married her because i love women... and their vaginas... i just like to tap my foot when i'm in a public bathroom... it was all a misunderstanding.
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I don't know what this means, and I think that it's best that I don't get it.[/QUOTE]

Google Larry Craig... and search beard on urban dictionary.
 
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Disconnected

For many years I had the problem of moustache not meeting chin growth, giving my facial hair an almost painted on feel, as though they were two separate elements pasted on with elmer's glue.
Now it comes in and colour has almost gone.
After a while with a full beard I now have what is called a circle beard or 'moutee' apparently' (thank you wikipedia!). The beard made me look older which was sweet, but now the circle beard makes me look younger which is awesomer.
 
Calleja

Calleja

Circle beard.. so kinda like Stevie Wonder?


That beard has always looked like he's just finished rimming someone very unclean to me... :paranoid:
 
phil

phil

On the left side, the thickness is....just barely acceptable but it's under my jawline just a little bit. On my right side, it's on my jawline but it's got a horrible think/patchy area. The 'stache doesn't connect. I've been thinking about shaving the sides and just keeping the mustache and chin shit. Everyone I ask though tells me to either keep it or grow it out, even though I try explaining that this is it, it IS grown out.

I think I just need to shave it all through. I was going to a few weeks ago but my roommate who had a full mountain man beard shaved his like the day before I was going to, so I figured I would wait a little bit before I did anything to mine.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Mine is full and thick and very red, only odd thing is that I have white hair highly concentrated on my chin so it looks like I have giant tusks protruding upwards.
 
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@Li3n;357051][QUOTE=drawn_inward;357038][QUOTE=@Li3n said:
A beard...no, i don't have one, i married her because i love women... and their vaginas... i just like to tap my foot when i'm in a public bathroom... it was all a misunderstanding.
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I don't know what this means, and I think that it's best that I don't get it.[/QUOTE]

Google Larry Craig... and search beard on urban dictionary.[/QUOTE]

It's in the normal dictionary, too. I just checked.
 
Vytamindi

Vytamindi

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Why yes. The carpet DOES match the drapes.

I have this red hair that grows from my chin once in a while. When I pluck it, it can grow back in as little as a month (to the length I am able to pluck), but sometimes it waits a few months before deciding to grow.

As far as armpit hair goes, I never wear sleeveless shirts so I sometimes forget to shave. I try to do it every time I wash my hair (every other day) but sometimes I completely forget! About a month ago I was getting dressed and looked in the mirror when I was taking off my sleeping shirt. DIZZAM. I must have not shaved all winter! But it was really soft :3
 

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