The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

That is fantastic, Seej!

First Lady Puffinstuff;458231][QUOTE=Officer_Charon;458223][QUOTE=North_Ranger;458221][QUOTE=Officer_Charon;458215][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:
Oh, and Charon... sleep with one eye open. Vengeance will come to you with swift wings, leaving nothing behind itself but Karelian pastry-shaped bruises and a deep feeling of shame.
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So... a standard Wednesday, then? [/QUOTE]

You have not known the wrath of a Finn, have you?

Your glib attitude will be your undoing.[/QUOTE]

Son, I live in the South. Our humidity and sand fleas will sap you before combat even begins. Your natural cold resistance (+35) will not serve you here. There is no snow to hide in. There are no hordes of Russians... here we have swamps (I'm sorry... "Marshes") and funnel cakes. Your defeat is ensured.[/QUOTE]

Given his sauna experience, I doubt humidity and heat are going to do anything other than invigorate him.[/QUOTE]

Mmm... I always underestimate the saunas.... very well! North_Ranger, I give you the field for now. For now....
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

Staff member
OH I almost forgot. That kid whose Dad writes Deadpool comics? He gave me a signed, hardback copy of Deadpool and a note with 20$ in it, thanking me for giving his son so much individual attention. I mean damn.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

Staff member
Yeah, man... plus you get pictures and cute notes with the silent "x" in your name put in weird places at the end of the semester/year. Good times.
 
Sparhawk

Sparhawk

Officer_Charon said:
That is fantastic, Seej!

First Lady Puffinstuff;458231][QUOTE=Officer_Charon;458223][QUOTE=North_Ranger;458221][QUOTE=Officer_Charon;458215][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:
Oh, and Charon... sleep with one eye open. Vengeance will come to you with swift wings, leaving nothing behind itself but Karelian pastry-shaped bruises and a deep feeling of shame.
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So... a standard Wednesday, then?
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You have not known the wrath of a Finn, have you?

Your glib attitude will be your undoing.[/QUOTE]

Son, I live in the South. Our humidity and sand fleas will sap you before combat even begins. Your natural cold resistance (+35) will not serve you here. There is no snow to hide in. There are no hordes of Russians... here we have swamps (I'm sorry... "Marshes") and funnel cakes. Your defeat is ensured.[/QUOTE]

Given his sauna experience, I doubt humidity and heat are going to do anything other than invigorate him.[/QUOTE]

Mmm... I always underestimate the saunas.... very well! North_Ranger, I give you the field for now. For now....[/QUOTE]

But OC, you've forgotten the mosquitoes that go with the heat and humidity, plus, with a sauna you get to get out when you're tired of it. There is NO ESCAPE from the summer heat in the South. Just the attrition of dealing with all that heat will wear him down.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

Staff member
Mosquitos love Finn blood. Don't ask me how I know this.

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Allen said:
OH I almost forgot. That kid whose Dad writes Deadpool comics? He gave me a signed, hardback copy of Deadpool and a note with 20$ in it, thanking me for giving his son so much individual attention. I mean damn.
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I had a feeling you were getting into teaching for the pay.[/QUOTE]

S'true. Did I mention I got a job at the Academy for Kids Whose Parents Have Insanely Cool Jobs and 20-Dollar-Bills to Burn? Terrible name, but wonderful art program.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

I haven't been doing much yoga over the past few months, with all the biking I've been doing. Plus, my apartment sucks for it, since the ceiling is so low. Basically, if I'm in chair pose, the tips of my fingers are touching the ceiling.

Anyway, I joined a nearby gym recently. I've started going there and doing an hour of roomy, uninterupted yoga and loving it.

This morning, I got myself a great new reason to go more often: a hot girl stretching in the the same room as me, massaging her glutes (butt). I assume it was to help with the stretching, but....well, I'll be in my bunk. :D
 
Baerdog

Baerdog

It's 66F here at 12:30 at night while everyone else seems to be dealing with cold and snow.





I'll get my comeuppance this summer when it's 12:30 at night and still 100F out.
 
Sparhawk

Sparhawk

This is actually for tomorrow, but I'll be traveling most of the day...

December 17 marks 22 years of marriage for my wife and I. It has only gotten better each year, and I can't imagine having to live life without her.
 
Hylian

Hylian

Sparhawk said:
This is actually for tomorrow, but I'll be traveling most of the day...

December 17 marks 22 years of marriage for my wife and I. It has only gotten better each year, and I can't imagine having to live life without her.
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Man I was only 2 years old when you got married. Congrats on your long and (hopefully) happy marriage.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Who's got two thumbs and just snuck in a rack of ribs, potato salad and ice tea, then consumed them at the movie theater? This guy! Another successful holiday tradition completed!
 
Gusto

Gusto

HCGLNS said:
Who's got two thumbs and just snuck in a rack of ribs, potato salad and ice tea, then consumed them at the movie theater? This guy! Another successful holiday tradition completed!
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Incredible.

My personal best is sneaking in 2L of Coke and a dozen donuts from Timmy's.
 
M

makare

Ive never sneaked anything into a movie.

Now I feel my life has just been a sham :(
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

You guys are hilarious! Reminds me of the time you all entered the Halforums pun contest and submitted ten entries each to try and win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Gusto;462108][QUOTE=HCGLNS said:
Who's got two thumbs and just snuck in a rack of ribs, potato salad and ice tea, then consumed them at the movie theater? This guy! Another successful holiday tradition completed!
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Incredible.

My personal best is sneaking in 2L of Coke and a dozen donuts from Timmy's.[/QUOTE]

I give props to HC; that is fucking amazing. The size may have been smaller than yours, Gusto, but that is a quality meal he had.
 
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