The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Cajungal]

I believe I'm gonna get me a drink tonight at that new bar in town. It's supposed to be really chill. I'm looking forward to it.

 

[North_Ranger]

Have fun, Seej Personally I'm planning to catch at least one more movie before Christmas. I've already seen Rare Exports and Lapland Odyssey, both of whom were brilliant. So I fear the universe will likely kick me in the teeth by having the next movie be a complete stinker. So I'm either going to see Machete or the latest Harry Potter.

 

[Silver Jelly]

I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I got tired of my Peach avatar. So, until I find something better, I'll be a makeshift cowboy.

 

[HCGLNS]

I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I got tired of my Peach avatar. So, until I find something better, I'll be a makeshift cowboy.

I'd say it's more of a Father Mulcahy vibe.

 

[Jiarn]

You could always paint this silver:

 

[Silver Jelly]

that is awesome!

 

[Shakey]

I can't poop with a hat on. I don't wear hats very often, so I never noticed it until today. I had to take my Santa hat off before I could squeeze one out.

 

[Chad Sexington]

That truly is random... crap. Well done, Shakey, you finally got this thread on topic.

 

[makare]

I have such a girl crush on the chick from the Kahlua commercial.

 

[Baerdog]

I have such a man crush on the chick from the Kahlua commercial.

 

[makare]

I have such a man crush on the chick from the Kahlua commercial.

want to share?

 

[Baerdog]

Hmm...we might be able to work something out.

 

[General Specific]

 

[North_Ranger]

Made a smoothie. Vanilla yoghurt, milk, strawberries, half a banana and chocolate sauce.

Less vanilla, more chocolate.

 

[Cajungal]

That sounds super tasty!

 

[North_Ranger]

It could have been better... I think the vanilla of the yoghurt kinda drowned any other flavours there was.

 

[Officer_Charon]

There's a "white power" joke in there somewhere, but my brain is still on vacation mode and unable to supply it...

 

[North_Ranger]

This from a Southern sheriff? Well color me surprised

 

[Hylian]

 

[Krisken]

That's beautiful.

 

[Gusto]

If I don't get a fast food hamburger in the next two days I feel like I may die.

 

[Cajungal]

If I don't get a fast food hamburger in the next two days I feel like I may die.

Do it, man.

 

[Gusto]

I'm gonna!

 

[Disconnected]

ingratiating lemurs are kind to the holo-knowns with the manstraps

 

[HCGLNS]

Hobo-clown space freighter captains are serious dudes.

 

[Krisken]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/

 

[Cheesy1]

Study: Crying Chicks Make Guys Lose Boners

 

[Krisken]

WD 40 freezes. I found that out the hard way today when trying to remove the catalytic converter from the car.

 

[Jiarn]

Study: Crying Chicks Make Guys Lose Boners

Unless they're Japanese.

 

[makare]

I would have done the same thing.

http://www.switched.com/2008/11/14/why-you-should-never-try-to-steal-a-law-students-laptop/

 

[Officer_Charon]

Psychological experiment:

Take someone who takes the EXACT same route to and from their residence every day. Put a barricade in the way, with two alternate routes indicated. Watch their tiny minds explode. *eyes roll*

 

[General Specific]

SNOW DAY!

(As I now work for a school district, I get the day off, too )

 

[North_Ranger]

...

You get a day off for THAT?!

Goddammit...

 

[sixpackshaker]

...

You get a day off for THAT?!

Goddammit...

It is likely the first time in 3 years that he's seen snow.

So the town does not have de-icing or snow plows.

 

[General Specific]

It is likely the first time in 3 years that he's seen snow.

So the town does not have de-icing or snow plows.

Exactly that. There were over 200 accidents reported by 8am. We do not have the equipment to handle even a little snow fall, so out of a safety standpoint, pretty much everything shuts down.