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Necronic

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Another thing, and this is definitely going to piss some people off, but something I've noticed quite a bit w/ the sanctimonious white-knights out there. More often than not it seems to be something a guy does to represent himself as a "good guy" to the women he is around, because he wants to sleep with them.

A lot of the guys don't appreciate this at the time, because they aren't self aware enough to appreciate that their compassion is just their own cowardly/passive aggressive way to bed a woman, but when they get older and/or change their ways they understand it more.

Women shouldn't trust men that tell them everything they want to hear. And most of the smart ones don't.
 
GasBandit

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I fantasize about both. I fantasize about the noise the skinny one's joints will make as I twist off her limbs like a thanksgiving turkey, and I vividly imagine the splatter pattern of the heavy one after I push her off a 10 story building.
 
GasBandit

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Necronic said:
Another thing, and this is definitely going to piss some people off, but something I've noticed quite a bit w/ the sanctimonious white-knights out there. More often than not it seems to be something a guy does to represent himself as a "good guy" to the women he is around, because he wants to sleep with them.

A lot of the guys don't appreciate this at the time, because they aren't self aware enough to appreciate that their compassion is just their own cowardly/passive aggressive way to bed a woman, but when they get older and/or change their ways they understand it more.

Women shouldn't trust men that tell them everything they want to hear. And most of the smart ones don't.
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I... don't think that's an issue with Bowielee.
 
Bowielee

Bowielee

Necronic said:
Another thing, and this is definitely going to piss some people off, but something I've noticed quite a bit w/ the sanctimonious white-knights out there. More often than not it seems to be something a guy does to represent himself as a "good guy" to the women he is around, because he wants to sleep with them.

A lot of the guys don't appreciate this at the time, because they aren't self aware enough to appreciate that their compassion is just their own cowardly/passive aggressive way to bed a woman, but when they get older and/or change their ways they understand it more.

Women shouldn't trust men that tell them everything they want to hear. And most of the smart ones don't.
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I'm gay, moron.
 
Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

Necronic said:
Another thing, and this is definitely going to piss some people off, but something I've noticed quite a bit w/ the sanctimonious white-knights out there. More often than not it seems to be something a guy does to represent himself as a "good guy" to the women he is around, because he wants to sleep with them.

A lot of the guys don't appreciate this at the time, because they aren't self aware enough to appreciate that their compassion is just their own cowardly/passive aggressive way to bed a woman, but when they get older and/or change their ways they understand it more.

Women shouldn't trust men that tell them everything they want to hear. And most of the smart ones don't.
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I passed out of that phase a long time ago...
 
Necronic

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Ah, because in all honesty I didn't know you were gay and it threw a bit of a wrench in my thoughts. I can't figure out where gays fit in that. I guess you're cool because you have no physical attraction to women so you have no reason to be dishonest to them.
 
Mathias

Mathias

Bowielee said:
Mathias, not you.
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Oh fuck you. I don't feel bad for finding an attractive girl, attractive regardless of her body augmentation.

As for my 'strawman'. I'm sure you rather one night stand a 400 lbs greasy fat bear over a super model with a six pack.
 
figmentPez

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Bowielee said:
Quite frankly, and I know this will draw a ton of "disagrees" from people, but you SHOULD feel bad about wanting to have sex with women who are perpetuating an unrealistic body type for women. You are literally part of the reason that women become anorexic in the first place. When I see men drooling over women who are obviously unhealthy (you tell me that waist is healthy and you're just fooling yourself), it really does piss me off because I know so many women (who aren't fat to begin with, BTW) who have constantly battled with this image of anorexic models. So, yeah, Fade, you should feel bad if you're perpetuating that.
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I'm with you on this. It's not healthy for her to look at that way. What she's done is dangerous and will likely have serious repercussions on her long-term health. It's not right to find that attractive.


Mathias said:
Sorry. I'd go with the "fake" Barbie.
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised that "neither" never entered your head as an option. Two unhealthy extremes? I wouldn't choose either. Unhealthy is unhealthy and there's a lot of space in the bell curve between those two.
 
Mathias

Mathias

Necronic said:
Ah, because in all honesty I didn't know you were gay and it threw a bit of a wrench in my thoughts. I can't figure out where gays fit in that. I guess you're cool because you have no physical attraction to women so you have no reason to be dishonest to them.
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Sure he does. I seen plenty of gay guys give false sympathy to their girlfriends.
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

In this thread, we take common turns of phrase whose meaning is not normally misunderstood, and interpret it literally for amusement and debate.
 
Mathias

Mathias

Necronic said:
In fairness to Mathias (younger) gay men are often ridiculously superficial.
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I've gone to gay nightclubs as a DD for a couple of my friends before. Yeah, don't ever tell me gay dudes aren't superficial about themselves and the people they date. I think I was hit on more in one night than my entire heterosexual lifetime - and this is while I was wearing a wedding ring!
 
Mathias

Mathias

figmentPez said:
Actually, I think it's an ad homeniem attack. He's trying to counter an argument by insulting the character of the person making it, rather than addressing the validity of the argument itself.
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I could make a whole bunch of arguments for your bullshit Mr " I like cos play for the costumes; not the half-naked chicks"
 
Shegokigo

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I agree and disagree. I am very VERY superficial and straight up will judge based on looks. I would sleep with an airheaded bitch if she had a bikini body instead of a great personality 300lb girl. That said, I wouldn't sleep with that thing. The body proportions are an instant turn off and I'm not being an "armchair geek fatty": I've straight up denied sex with women who've over done their plastic surgery in the face/chest/ass area. It's just not attractive.
 
Mathias

Mathias

Shegokigo said:
I agree and disagree. I am very VERY superficial and straight up will judge based on looks. I would sleep with an airheaded bitch if she had a bikini body instead of a great personality 300lb girl. That said, I wouldn't sleep with that thing. The body proportions are an instant turn off and I'm not being an "armchair geek fatty": I've straight up denied sex with women who've over done their plastic surgery in the face/chest/ass area. It's just not attractive to me.
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And that's cool. I just don't get why everyone's ragging on Fade for finding her attractive.

Oh I know.. It's to whiteknight and impress the forum honeys.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

You're right, I am talking about myself. I wouldn't look down on those saying in this thread that they'd have a night with her, but I seriously doubt they'd keep her around very long afterward. As she's not exactly a 300lb woman, she's definitely not "easy on the eyes" after a while.
 
Necronic

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Is that a gundam? Edit: And in response to Sheg, yeah there's something that makes me think it would hurt to look at her for too long, like she's a living Escher drawing. Those proportions really bother me. Not just aesthetically, but like....I dunno, philosophically.

And honestly Fig, if you want to get into this, I want to ask you a couple of questions:

1) Do you have a lot of female friends?
2) Have you ever made an overt pass?
3) Are they completely unnatractive?
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

He would never sully their purity by being so bold as to inquire upon them a notice of attraction and wanton lusty desire.
 
Gared

Gared

figmentPez said:
I'm with you on this. It's not healthy for her to look at that way. What she's done is dangerous and will likely have serious repercussions on her long-term health. It's not right to find that attractive.




I guess I shouldn't be surprised that "neither" never entered your head as an option. Two unhealthy extremes? I wouldn't choose either. Unhealthy is unhealthy and there's a lot of space in the bell curve between those two.
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Well shit, I guess I have to get a divorce now, because my wife is unhealthily overweight, and it's "not okay" for me to be sexually attracted to her, regardless the fact that she's trying to lose weight. Just so I know better in the future, what range does my sexual partner have to fall into for it to be okay for me to be sexually attracted to them?
 
Null

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Necronic said:
Is that a gundam? Edit: And in response to Sheg, yeah there's something that makes me think it would hurt to look at her for too long, like she's a living Escher drawing. Those proportions really bother me. Not just aesthetically, but like....I dunno, philosophically.

And honestly Fig, if you want to get into this, I want to ask you a couple of questions:

1) Do you have a lot of female friends?
2) Have you ever made an overt pass?
3) Are they completely unnatractive?
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It's a White Knight.
 
figmentPez

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Mathias said:
I'm calling you a
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So, you're judging me based on nothing but your own prejudice? Sorry, you're wrong. I really do enjoy cosplay because of the costumes, and I value women for who they are and not just as sex objects. If you can't believe that, then something is wrong with you, not with me. I'm telling the truth, and it's your problem if you don't believe me. Since you seem intent on libeling me, then I'm not coming back to this thread.

If that's what you have to resort to in order to feel good about being attracted to such a distortion of human norms, then I seriously suggest that you get psychological help, and that's coming from someone who's pretty messed up in other ways himself.
 
Necronic

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But seriously, any man who has female friends that are attractive that he has never made a pass at (or wanted to) is either

A) Related to them

B) Happilly married (and is still going to get in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out that he has hot female friends)

or

C) Completely full of crap.
 
Mathias

Mathias

Bowielee said:
For the record, Mathias obviously hasn't seen my porn collection.
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That's cool brah, but you can't tell me you wouldn't be attracted to a dude with a six pack (even if it was surgically enhanced to look like something out of Frank Miller). So why is that ok, but Fade saying he finds Barbie attractive is not?
 
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