The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[LittleSin]

We are starting Jet in day care, so yesterday I took him out to the day care I have chosen to have a look around nad get his forms, etc.

While we were there he got to play with the toys. The day care admin had to answer the phone so I just watched Jet play for a bit. He found a baby doll, a little girl gave him a bottle and he started to feed the baby....then he threw the doll down and tried to suck the bottle himself.

So, his inner monologue must have been like "Aw, I'm this babys Daddy! I'll feed the baby...wait...I want this bottle. FUCK YOU BABY, MINE."

Then I cracked up laughing at my own thoughts. I swear to God, I am probably going insane.

 

[Gusto]

Anyone remember THIS!?

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

My god....

 

[sixpackshaker]

Because nobody cooks it for me and I'm too lazy to figure that shit out / do it myself. One of my greatest failings as a human being was never learning how to cook properly. Ask Bananahands.

watch Good Eats. Also America's Test Kitchen. Those have to be the two best shows about teaching folks how to cook.

 

[SeraRelm]

Remember this one?

 

[LittleKagsin]

BananaHands, I listened to 'Never' on my run tonight and thought of you. I thankfully did not take a tumble in the woods...

 

[BananaHands]

I downloaded it too! "Never" and "Turn Me Loose" by Loverboy are great motivators, LittleKagsin.

Oh, and yes. ElJuski prefers eating out of cans than heating things up. I used to cook a nice rice, bean and corn concoction for him though.

Didn't want my lil' Juice gettin' malnourished.

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

I downloaded it too! "Never" and "Turn Me Loose" by Loverboy are great motivators, LittleKagsin.

Oh, and yes. ElJuski prefers eating out of cans than heating things up. I used to cook a nice rice, bean and corn concoction for him though.

Did want my lil' Juice gettin' malnourished.

Well look, ya went and spoiled the lil' guy..

 

[David]

There's a socially awkward guy in my class who every time says something it's just like... ugh... he's always trying to fit in and join a conversation but he'll say one thing and everybody will just go quiet then carry on like he didn't say anything. And I feel kind of bad about it because I can't even say what specifically is so repulsive about him.

I think that it's because he reminds me of a middle school version of myself.

 

[phil]

So I can't sleep, as is my custom, and I'm watching Hulu (with my headphones on because I'm considerate as fuck) and drinking Fresca strait from the bottle (classy as fuck, as well) and my roommate's door opens. This usually never happens so I look over and she peeks her head out, says "hi" and then retreats back into her cave.

She's really shy.

 

[checkeredhat]

I am downloading a tonne of Ennio Morricone compositions from Sergio Leone movies, so I can listen to it everywhere I go and trick myself into thinking my life is way more awesome than it is.

 

[checkeredhat]

I bought a new deodorant yesterday a s they were out of my usual. I didn't bother to take a whiff at the store, or I wouldn't have purchased it. I figured "Old Spice. It'll smell good".

I swear it smells like blue popsicle.

 

[David]

...is it Aqua Reef?

 

[checkeredhat]

Shit now I have to check what it's called. THe one I usually get is game day. This one is.....


Pure Sport.

 

[GasBandit]

So apparently, not having sex is bad for you. Does that mean prostitutes can now take blue cross/blue shield?

 

[Shegokigo]

So apparently, not having sex is bad for you. Does that mean prostitutes can now take blue cross/blue shield?

So much I want to say, but I'm just gonna sit here and look smug.

 

[GasBandit]

So much I want to say, but I'm just gonna sit here and look smug.

So much for your plan to die young.

 

[Shegokigo]

Oh I got plenty of other vices that will do me in much quicker.

 

[makare]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...IQAZowOGU_blog.html?wprss=rss_blogsandcolumns
basically a mom posed for time breastfeeding her 4-year old.. sort of.

Anyway, the reason I posted this was she better keep homeschooling that kid because she can do whatever she wants but that kid is doomed. He will forever be the kid who was sucking his mom's tit on Time Magazine.

 

[BananaHands]

So apparently, not having sex is bad for you. Does that mean prostitutes can now take blue cross/blue shield?

 

[checkeredhat]

So, when the federal government makes the amendment it needs to so that prostitution is officially legalized in Ontario, will their services be covered by OHIP?

 

[Gared]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...IQAZowOGU_blog.html?wprss=rss_blogsandcolumns
basically a mom posed for time breastfeeding her 4-year old.. sort of.

Anyway, the reason I posted this was she better keep homeschooling that kid because she can do whatever she wants but that kid is doomed. He will forever be the kid who was sucking his mom's tit on Time Magazine.

Yeah... whether the breastfeeding until such a late age causes any direct psychological issues for that kid or not, he's hosed.

 

[GasBandit]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...IQAZowOGU_blog.html?wprss=rss_blogsandcolumns
basically a mom posed for time breastfeeding her 4-year old.. sort of.

Anyway, the reason I posted this was she better keep homeschooling that kid because she can do whatever she wants but that kid is doomed. He will forever be the kid who was sucking his mom's tit on Time Magazine.

Nah, the kid will be fine. Nobody reads Time Magazine.

 

[Gared]

Nah, the kid will be fine. Nobody reads Time Magazine.

Maybe not, but it's now getting press coverage on most of the major outlets and on local news websites and news radio stations, as well as online. On the other hand, I don't know that it will make the rounds on XBL or 4chan, so most kids won't know a damn thing about it.

 

[GasBandit]

Maybe not, but it's now getting press coverage on most of the major outlets and on local news websites and news radio stations, as well as online. On the other hand, I don't know that it will make the rounds on XBL or 4chan, so most kids won't know a damn thing about it.

The kid's got a couple years before he goes to full fledged school. It'll have blown over in most places by then, especially places with short attention spans like XBL or 4chan. How would XBL even know, unless he made his gamertag "breastfed4ever" or something? Furthermore, how many people under the age of 8 do you know that read current events media, much less 4chan?

 

[makare]

I was thinking more about him being pursued by actual news media in a few years asking if it has affected his life thus causing it to affect his life.

 

[GasBandit]

AT&T Finishes what the Nazis couldn't.

 

[Silver Jelly]

So apparently, not having sex is bad for you.

 

[Frank]

AT&T Finishes what the Nazis couldn't.

Careful, this may get you disagreed with.

 

[GasBandit]

Careful, this may get you disagreed with.

Pfah. I eat "disagrees" for breakfast. I feast upon dissent for lunch. I wolf down contradiction for dinner! I nibble daintily upon the contrary for a midnigh snack.

 

[MindDetective]

Pfah. I eat "disagrees" for breakfast. I feast upon dissent for lunch. I wolf down contradiction for dinner! I nibble daintily upon the contrary for a midnigh snack.

This is true.

 

[Krisken]

Pfah. I eat "disagrees" for breakfast. I feast upon dissent for lunch. I wolf down contradiction for dinner! I nibble daintily upon the contrary for a midnigh snack.

And when he's done he throws it back up on the rest of us. True story.

 

[Frank]

But these disagrees kill threads.

To comment on the article: I miss sex and missing it is killing me faster than I would be if I were having it and not missing it.

 

[MindDetective]

And when he's done he throws it back up on the rest of us. True story.

Let's starve him out with all the agreeing we're doing.

 

[Frank]

I don't want to die slightly younger than I should. Someone have sex with me.