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No. It'd just be Wolverine: With some other people besides the X-Men hanging out in the background.
No thank you.
No thank you.
[Movies] Avengers
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Didn't they make some awful FF and Cap movies in the 90's so they wont lose the rights, even though Marvel wasn't putting out any films of their own?
You know, i didn't realise it then, but not having Wolverine in 1st Class made it a better movie.
I'd still preferred Mags to use the coin to choke Shaw to death, but i still like the film.
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Pfft. Just because it would cause 99% of the new problems doesn't mean it wouldn't solve 99% of the old ones
I got 99 problems but director control ain't one.Pfft. Just because it would cause 99% of the new problems doesn't mean it wouldn't solve 99% of the old ones
Removing Wolverine from 90% of everything X-Men related makes it better.
And he'd still be in way to many Avengers books...
But hey, at least the horrible Origins stuff is over with...
For a quick moment, I thought that was supposed to be the Super Adaptoid.Iron Man 3 already has like 15 villains in it and is going to be strange.
--Patrick
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My money is on he goes into a death like state and then once you put the two pieces together in a coffin or some such he's coming back to remove your testicles through your nose. Well, that's what I would do.
The book he's in gets delayed forever and then the entire universe gets Loeb'd to hell...
I like him too, but he's in way too many books...
I believe in the comic they showed there, he had to crawl back to his lower torso and kind of fuse himself back together.
I dunno... maybe it was during one of the periods Wovlerine didn't have adamantium anymore? He's lost it at least once because Magneto ripped it from his bones. Then again, this doesn't explain the claws.
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^this. And a spine isn't one solid bone...
What happens, hilariously, is he ends up being just a head... yes, no body at all, but still alive and talking.
Great writing, Marvel.
What happens, hilariously, is he ends up being just a head... yes, no body at all, but still alive and talking.
Great writing, Marvel.
It's only Ultimate Wolverine... and like i said, that whole universe got Loeb'd.That would have killed him before the X-men movie.
Ultimate Wolverine did end up getting killed off for real, in one of the few gratuitous deaths from Ultimatum that ended up leading to something somewhat interesting.
Incidentally, I find Wolverine generally boring. The current Wolverine and The X-Men book, where he's the headmaster of the Jean Grey School for Gifted Youngsters, manages to make him interesting by giving him problems he can't really just slash his way through but most of the time he's every bit the boring invincible hero that people accuse Superman of being. At least Superman has still some vulnerabilities.
Incidentally, I find Wolverine generally boring. The current Wolverine and The X-Men book, where he's the headmaster of the Jean Grey School for Gifted Youngsters, manages to make him interesting by giving him problems he can't really just slash his way through but most of the time he's every bit the boring invincible hero that people accuse Superman of being. At least Superman has still some vulnerabilities.
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Then: Wolverines power is he heals fast.
Now: Wolverines power is making Marvel $.
Now: Wolverines power is making Marvel $.
The only way to really give Superman pause is to give him a problem he can't solve by punching. The arc where Lex Luther ran for President was great because there really wasn't anything Supes could do to him that wouldn't shatter just about every ounce of credibility he had. Unlike a lot of heroes, Superman has great PR and he depends on it heavily to get things done.
Unfortunately, if your not going to give him something to punch, Superman can be INCREDIBLY boring. He's a paragon of virtue (which is his real fucking superpower), but paragons are boring if they can't be reasonably tempted.
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Wasn't wolverine's omnipresence mocked in Brian Clevinger's take on Infinity Gauntlet?
Supposedly he only weighs about 300 pounds despite all that metal. Nice try, though.
Which he overcomes by punching them really hard at the end even if he was sickly for 10 pages before...
Bad writers are bad...
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He'd regenerate. He's Marvel's cash cow.
Because he'd just regenerate from drowning...
It's funny because people complained about the story where he regenerates from a drop of blood, but in that story he actually dies from having his heart ripped out... now that would barely slow him down...
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You mean the one where he becomes GOD but like, gives it all up because he's Wolverine and needs to make Marvel more money?
Guys, sometimes a banana is just a penis. No need to read into it this much.
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I once tried to give X-Men a read. I picked up a comic that had Wolverine thrown into the fucking sun and coming back alive.
And something about aliens and a chicken boy making a bunch of dumpy cherub monster children with a black girl with pixie wings. Or something. I dunno.
Never went back.
And something about aliens and a chicken boy making a bunch of dumpy cherub monster children with a black girl with pixie wings. Or something. I dunno.
Never went back.
ElJuski
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Whoa. Wrong thread.
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