[Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

A friend of my dad's refuses to use an anti-virus program. He thinks it's a conspiracy to spy on internet activities/sell info to 3rd parties. Didn't matter if it was free or if you had to pay for the AV. It was all part of a conspiracy. My mom finally had to block his email address and tell him that it would stay that way until he got an AV program on his computer because they had gotten several viruses from him.
 

GasBandit

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A friend of my dad's refuses to use an anti-virus program. He thinks it's a conspiracy to spy on internet activities/sell info to 3rd parties. Didn't matter if it was free or if you had to pay for the AV. It was all part of a conspiracy. My mom finally had to block his email address and tell him that it would stay that way until he got an AV program on his computer because they had gotten several viruses from him.
And exterminators are just casing your house for burglars too! They want to see where you keep your fine china!
 

Cajungal

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Yes, mother in law. You're right. Adoption is interfering with God's plan. And all doctors want to do is play God. It's good to know you have God's plan away on file somewhere so you can tell us when it's being messed with.
 

Cajungal

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She sad he's still mad at you for doing that thing with the butter, the riding crop, and that leather-bound copy of the novelization of _Weekend at Bernie's_.
 
What about the ones who avenge their parents by fighting crime while dressed as an airborne mammal, such as, say, a flying squirrel or maybe even a flying fox?
 

Cajungal

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I feel bad for my sister-in-law. She and her husband were very excited about the decision to try and adopt/do foster work, and to get the wind taken out of your sails by family can be so hard. They need love and support right now, not wildly illogical arguments and the cold shoulder.
 
Obviously less important, but since this is the minor rant thread...
My girlfriend and I are currently at my parents' place. I had 4 days off, she had 3. We could go and spend three days at the beach, whoo! My parents are on vacation (cruising down thee Wolga Moscow -> Saint-Petersburg), so hey, mini-vacation.
First I had to work an extra day because one of my co-workers fell sick. Too bad, but oh well. We could leave in the evening, we got here by about 1am, still had 2 full days right?
Second day my girlfriend gets called in for an urgent meeting. She drove all the way to and from. Anyway, she's on her way back now.
Third, tomorrow, the only day that both of us could actually be here all day and, you know, maybe lie on a beach or something? Her parents are going to the Ikea, which is far from their place but close to ours...So, for the first time ever, they're in the neighbourhood so they want to see us. We said no because, well, it'd mean we'd have to give up that last day as well - one and a half, really, as I started back at nights so we could've stayed all day and onlyhave to be back by 6pm.
Now her mother's guilt-tripping her into going home early and seeing her parents - her little sister is coming along and took the day of just for this trip; they finally make the effort to come so far that they can visit us, we hardly see each other, the works.
I like her parents, mind. But this is just bullshit. I worked 195 hours this month, my girlfriend well over 180. It's the first free days we have in 3 weeks, it's the first time in over a month that we actually had time off together (nothing like me working nights and her working days so that we cross each other on the freeway to and from work, really). We've been in Brussels for 2 and a half years together, they've been at our place once. We go over to visit them at least once a month, next month we're coming over three times for various family gatherings. To see them tomorrow, we'll be driving home from the coast, which is still further than they are going. It's not fair to guilt my girlfriend like this into her giving up her only free days at the beach in all of the summer, because now "you're making an effort to come see us". First off, you're actually coming for the Ikea, and we're a happy coincidence. Secondly, we still have to do more effort than you to get at our place in time. Thirdly, whenever we invite you over, you refuse because it's too far away - yet you still expect us to turn up at each and every family affair.

I'm more angry/annoyed about the way she guilts my girlfriend than about having to go home early, really, but still....Blegh. Go to the Ikea another time - one's retired and the other works half time; we both work full time and a half. Visit us another time, we've invited you plenty of times and the excuse always was that it was too far away. But no, now that you're coming to town, we have to give up our vacation to come and entertain you. Pfuh.
 

GasBandit

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Youtube videos that have embedding "disabled by request." Worse. Than. Hitler.

Almost as bad as websites that don't put content in their RSS feed, only links. PUT THE CONTENT IN. If you want to put an ad in there too, so be it!
 
I'm really sick of hearing about about Chick-Fil-A. I've never eaten there and what they do or don't support will have 0 impact one way or the other on my continuation of not eating there. In the words of a gay person, "If I want a chicken sandwich, I'm going to go get a damn chicken sandwich. I'm sick of straight people deciding for me what I should or shouldn't eat."
 

GasBandit

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I'm really sick of hearing about about Chick-Fil-A. I've never eaten there and what they do or don't support will have 0 impact one way or the other on my continuation of not eating there. In the words of a gay person, "If I want a chicken sandwich, I'm going to go get a damn chicken sandwich. I'm sick of straight people deciding for me what I should or shouldn't eat."
Just sayin', when I went to lunch today, I passed a Chik-fil-a. It's drive-thru was backed up around 3 walls of the building.
 
Just sayin', when I went to lunch today, I passed a Chik-fil-a. It's drive-thru was backed up around 3 walls of the building.
That's cause it's apparently "Chick Fil-a Appreciation Day." Mike Huckabee told people to go today if they supported Chik Fil-a's stance on gay marriage.

I'm glad we don't even have the stupid place here, I'd have to hear about this crap even more then.
 
There's a fly in the living room with me. It has evaded me all damn day. I don't think I have ever hated anything as much I currently hate this fly.
 

GasBandit

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I don't know why, but I seem to have a better record of grabbing bugs one-handed in a fist in midair than I do trying to hit them with a 2-handed clap.
 
You haven't eaten there, but you "know" that it's a "greasy" sandwich. So, so wrong.

Don't care if you disagree with the owner, it's your right, but disagree with your saying something about food you haven't had.
 
Just to check, are you suggesting that there's a chance that a deep fried hunk-o-chicken isn't greasy? I mean, if I've been misinformed and they're broiling everything then there you go, but I'm pretty sure "deep fried" and "greasy" are acceptable synonyms that this point. ;)
 
Just to check, are you suggesting that there's a chance that a deep fried hunk-o-chicken isn't greasy? I mean, if I've been misinformed and they're broiling everything then there you go, but I'm pretty sure "deep fried" and "greasy" are acceptable synonyms that this point. ;)
There is, in fact. Proper fried chicken isn't greasy at all.

Of course, there's little chance a chain fast-food restaurant will take the time or money to do it proper, but la.
 

GasBandit

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What gets me is that everybody is shocked, SHOCKED, that an openly evangelical owner of a food chain, who makes all his franchisees close on sunday, doesn't support gay marriage. I mean, I don't agree with him, but this was hardly a bolt-out-of-the-blue Shyamalanian tweest.
 
What gets me is that everybody is shocked, SHOCKED, that an openly evangelical owner of a food chain, who makes all his franchisees close on sunday, doesn't support gay marriage. I mean, I don't agree with him, but this was hardly a bolt-out-of-the-blue Shyamalanian tweest.
Pshaw. Why, next you'll be saying the reason Franklin Covey closes on Sundays isn't really to relax, recharge, and "sharpen the saw."

--Patrick
 
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