Beards being frowned upon in most workplaces unless you're a lumberjack.
I guess I should be a lumberjack.
I guess I should be a lumberjack.
You'll have to get some high heels, suspenders, and a bra.Beards being frowned upon in most workplaces unless you're a lumberjack.
I guess I should be a lumberjack.
The microwave my parent's have has a silent setting. That was such a blessing while my sister was sick. She was hyper-sensitive to all sorts of noise, and the microwave's beep more than most. It made absolutely no electronic sounds when in that mode, and it's pretty nice. I wish more had a feature like that.Are there beepless microwave ovens?
Oh no no, not a British lumberjack. I was thinking more Brawny man lumberjack.You'll have to get some high heels, suspenders, and a bra.
Beards being frowned upon in most workplaces unless you're a lumberjack.
I guess I should be a lumberjack.
We used to have a microwave which would beep 5 times when it was done, but if you opened the door it would stop immediately. That one broke, so the one we have now will beep 5 times when it is done regardless of whether you open the door or not.The microwave my parent's have has a silent setting. That was such a blessing while my sister was sick. She was hyper-sensitive to all sorts of noise, and the microwave's beep more than most. It made absolutely no electronic sounds when in that mode, and it's pretty nice. I wish more had a feature like that.
I do believe that suspenders would still be a requirement.Oh no no, not a British lumberjack. I was thinking more Brawny man lumberjack.
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/05/09/conserve-unused-microwave-time/We used to have a microwave which would beep 5 times when it was done, but if you opened the door it would stop immediately. That one broke, so the one we have now will beep 5 times when it is done regardless of whether you open the door or not.
5-4-3-2-1-BE*click*EEPBEEPaaughdon'tyouseeIopenedthedoorDON'TCAREBEEPBEEPBEEP.
So now Kati gets mad because I leave it sitting at 0:02 or something. I just don't want to hear the beep!
--Patrick
Do you speak with a French accent? Better yet, do you speak French? Do you wear nothing but flanel shirts? Is your duck on fire?Oh no no, not a British lumberjack. I was thinking more Brawny man lumberjack.
Perhaps you talk like a gentleman that they remember from when they were young?Being told I look like Jesus because of my beard. For the love of FUCK, can't someone just call me Santa or Zach Galifinakis for once? I'm sick of Jesus. Or maybe Walt Whitman, hell I was born where he died! Th-the city, not the exact spot of course.
I have the same reaction to the numerous times I've been told I look like Jonah Hill... do I have a similar face, or is that the only other fat guy you could think of?Speaking of resemblances, I've been told I look like Jack Black almost everywhere I go for the last 5 years or so. I have yet to decide if it's a compliment or not.
Now thats just offensive, not all boy-scouts look alike!I have been told I resemble Harry Potter, Bruce Lee, and the kid Russell from Up.
The fatalities per 100 million miles driven has consistently gone down ever year. In 1994 there are 1.73 fatalities per 100 million miles driver, in 2010 there were only 1.11 fatalities per 100 million miles driven. Further, of the fatalities per year, the driver only accounts for half of them. So if you're typically driving, then your chances of fatality are less than 0.56 per 100 million miles driven.I made a big mistake, I just read an article in the local paper that states that Texas has on average 10 highway deaths daily.
This is bad for me because I already have enough anger issues behind the wheel. I tend to get mad because I see driving as a life or death proposition. This just re-affirms my bias.
By your stats and sixpackshaker 's newspaper article, Texans and those driving through Texas (as a whole) must therefore amass a little over 1 billion miles driven daily.The fatalities per 100 million miles driven has consistently gone down ever year. In 1994 there are 1.73 fatalities per 100 million miles driver, in 2010 there were only 1.11 fatalities per 100 million miles driven. Further, of the fatalities per year, the driver only accounts for half of them. So if you're typically driving, then your chances of fatality are less than 0.56 per 100 million miles driven.
http://www-fars.nhtsa.dot.gov/Main/index.aspx
E-mails, particularly from affiliate/client sources, that are addressed/CC'd to EVERYONE in your organization they've ever met or heard of - The general manager, the owner and president, you, the company accountant, the receptionist, the traffic director, the program director of the station, everybody. Usually for something tiny, mundane, and routine... and then allll those other people forward it to you, to make sure you got it.
Yes. Especially when you cant seem to pull it out right away. People give you stares like "what are you doing in your pants!" "I'm just trying to get out my wallet, I swear"Tight pockets. It makes getting my wallet feel awkward, and putting it back in just as awkward.