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Wow, when I left my last job for a promotion I was given a party and a plaque. I was only there 8 years, my boss hated me, but the director loved me... So I can't imagine how negative the relationship was for her to slip out in the dead of night.

But as soon as it closed I opened the door and let him in. Then told him, "Next time say hold the elevator."

When I was a kid in college, the Dean of Student Life basically went around digging up dirt on any group that was not a Greek Frat.

I had just gotten on the elevator, the door was starting to close, and a guy walks up and asks, "Is the elevator going down?" I replied, "Yes." Then I let the door close.

Look at what just fell off the truck.

I started rewatching the Re-Imagined Battlestar Galactica. Three episodes in and I found one I have not seen yet. But it was midnight and I fell asleep... So Amazon Prime (was she an Autobot?) has started to pay off. It just reminds me that my best friend would not watch the new one because...

At $1 a cup for a home made cup of coffee, and the sweet, sweet kick backs from the land fill companies... they have the money.

That's why I don't drink water, fish fuck in it.

As a kid I just thought Kenobi was wearing robes because he was hiding in the desert. I expected the Jedi to wear what was functional for the location. Then BOOM the prequels where most of the Jedi were wearing the clothes of a desert hermit.

Dull grey day. It is rainy and half these ass holes are driving around with their lights off.

...as historically shitty the Giants are, I guess you can't call them a team.

The only memorable thing about XFL was He Hate Me. I still don't know what that means.

Safe travels.

I heard about it when it was discovered. Then I found an article about it yesterday. Baader-Meinhoff all over again.

First World Problems. I hate cup shaped ice. I keep spilling my drink while filling my cup.

My home work bench still has a monitor that came with my pc I bought in 1995. But my office is awash in flat panel monitors, hell I am running 3 monitors on my pc now. Each time we do product replacement every 4-6 years nobody turns in the old monitor.

A close friend of mine quit a job after 25 years. It was the only real job that he had as an adult. Then the company took his email away. And it turns out that he signed up for every social media account with his work address. Guess who told him back when he was getting into social media not to...

OMG! you still have a CRT!

This morning I found one of my dog's toys [hedgehog] next to my bed. The dog is not allowed in the bedroom, and I did not see the toy when I went to bed. I don't think the dog put the toy in the room while locked into the kennel.... dun dun DUN!