Another reason to move to Texas, our Postal Employees are nice and professional. If the shipment is coming from a long ways off, it will normally be delivered a day early.
I rewatched Wonder Woman this weekend. There is a scene where the Scottish Sniper lifts his kilt before the camp fire revealing that he is wearing underwear. My very first thought was, "No true Scotsman..."
Ever play the "in bed" game with fortune cookies?
I did it once when working in the oil field. I had a dozen rednecks laughing their asses off at the cookies.