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The water at my office is so foul that the toilet smells better after I urinate.

There was a bootlegger that had this bumper sticker... THINK OF MY CHILDREN AND KEEP THIS COUNTY DRY

Actually there is a lot of illegal alcohol being sold, even in 'wet' areas. Mostly Moonshine is made now to avoid the crazy high taxes (sin tax) on liquor. Also another reason for Moonshine is that it is available when you are ready to buy. I get a little upset at the Blue Laws here when I...

That is how NBC, CBS etc. will get around Trump's press ban. You are not allowed to squelch the voice of a large corporation.

Another thing about LA at the time, if you could reach over the bar, they would sell you a beer. Raising the drinking age to 21 greatly cut down on the 16 year old kids drinking and driving. Some people in favor of changing the drinking age said that an average 18 year old would give a beer to...

From when Bob sued Linklater. https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/2004/12/08/bummer-man/8c972791-164b-491c-bc61-91561ad23338/?utm_term=.49eeeb000bf6

The inspiration for Wooderson in Dazed and Confused just passed away. He was my boss for the last three years, and a friendly acquaintance for the last 14 years.

The high drinking age in America has everything to do with the low driving age. I grew up in East Texas when the drinking age changed to 19 then 21. Then Louisiana left their drinking age at 18 for at least a decade until the Federal Government forced the change. East Texas Teens died by the...

I have done that several times before, but this time I was just going to make sure that I don't get bit.

I was mowing some overgrown scrub in my back yard and barely missed running over a small copperhead snake. Seeing a poisonous snake sure takes the desire to do hard work in the hot sun out of a fella.

My "other" pets. Devil's Racehorses.

It is not average. It is a seasonal business with some fairly low overhead.

Double my money next year.

It is launching a second side business. He's dropping nearly $100,000. But it has been around a decade since we started planning on this venture.

I am scared I am about to loan $20,000 to my brother. I am scared shit-less. Because if he does not repay me, I could literally go broke.

I just had another "I feel old" moments. I had to explain a traveling salesman joke to a redditor.

He's a CRIMINAL Attorney.

What brand of colon? I really love how colon smells...

He should have stuck to the Chicago Sunroof.