ROFL.... of course I'm worse! Is that the direction you wanna go, insulting my lore of the game? Sure, let's go in that direction, insult me and not what is being said, it just proves things I already thought about you.
1. First, Hal Gill was already in the penalty box from another Crosby fake play (please read posts). Notice that high stick hurt on Crosby that hurt SOOOOO much that he got up
instantaneously (after slashing the Gorges, without a call, of course, please check the fucken video sir) when Gorges skated up to him and said and I quote, "Get up, stop acting." Did you notice the pain go straight out the window? From "ME GOTS AN OWIE...WAAAH" holding his face like a little bitch to doing that slash and getting into the scrum. Is that what he was fishing? A 5 on 3? What a little puke.
2. You state he doesn't dive anymore.... funny... whenever I see him play he seems to do it ALL the time when he's playing against Montreal. I remember him specifically doing it twice last season. Do you really want me to show you more videos? Look, he goes down faster than a 2 dollar whore. What? Are you going to say he's being competitive? Bah, he can do this in other ways, stop fucken falling down and stop asking for special treatment. In Montreal, he's highly regarded due to his skill and the games always sell out first but we talk about his antics for days after he comes here. Generally, not in the positive light. He dives, he embellishes and uses his platinum star status to earn him power plays. You ask other team reporters and they ALL say the same thing. In this playoff series alone, he dove a handful of times already, broke his stick on the opponents net (with Halak being 2 feet away) throwing his stick in the corner (no call, of course) and whenever he's on the tube, he's bitching and whining scrunching his beardless face.
3. Indeed, you got that right. PK Subban's goal is to go out there and try to take out 3rd string players by stomping on their feet. Comon. Please get fucken over yourself. Cooke whining about that is a total :
Stall's injury was a fluke with a bump at the blue line trying to fight for a puck. There's nothing more to it than that. Or should I say, he can't bodycheck worth a damn?
4. Throughout the game, eh? Did you also call that slash from Crosby on Gorges? Or does that not enter your definition of a penalty? Tell me even that much. Either way you'll lose in my eyes. The DARLING of the league simply got his way. You guys scored. If you were anything buts a Pens fan you'd understand but to me it's about the equivalent to talking to a mule, all I hear are EEEEEEEE and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHs. Can't reason with that type of short-sightedness.
5. Shotty no call? Surely, you mean shoddy. It wasn't shoddy. YAWN. Interference is interference. There was contact on the goalie before Ovechkin took his shot. LET IT GO. You know what's shoddy? Pens tossing the last game of the season a year or two back so that they can play against a heavily injured Ottawa in the first round. Care to discuss that?