2020pocalypse

[Emrys]

But it's not a new one! It says so right there! It's a really Old One!


(see how I didn't turn that into a @Dave joke? I didn't! I'm a good boy! Can I come out of the corner now?)

Have you learned your lesson?

 

[Bubble181]

Have you learned your lesson?

...Who? Who? Who?

 

[Emrys]

...Who? Who? Who?

I thought so.

OK, out of the corner. Go get a snack.

 

[Bubble181]

I thought so.

OK, out of the corner. Go get a snack.

Whoooo!

 

[bhamv3]

Who let the owl out?

 

[jwhouk]

Meanwhile, Tempe's burning.

 

[Krisken]

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

 

[GasBandit]

Buckle up, spanky. It's time to go for a ride.

 

[figmentPez]

Buckle up, spanky. It's time to go for a ride.

"it flattened the curve though... vertically"

 

[HCGLNS]

I must admit, I did not have professional wrestler Marty Jannetty admitting to murder while breaking up with his girlfriend on Facebook on my 2020 bingo card.

Edit: sorry, he admitted to the first instance of him murdering a man and covering it up. So, serial killer Marty Jannetty...who knew?

 

[mikerc]

I must admit, I did not have professional wrestler Marty Jannetty admitting to murder while breaking up with his girlfriend on Facebook on my 2020 bingo card.

Edit: sorry, he admitted to the first instance of him murdering a man and covering it up. So, serial killer Marty Jannetty...who knew?

I'm not convinced this actually happened. He killed a grown adult at 13? But didn't tell his older brother about it because then his brother would have killed the guy?

It'll probably turn out his Facebook "got hacked". You know like the time he admitted wanting to have sex with his daughter.

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[DarkAudit]

Almost forgot about this from yesterday morning.

 

[Gared]

100+ year quake in an area not widely known to be prone to seismic activity? Ok, that one deserves a little more attention. I've heard the obvious claim of "its the fracking," is it mineral/crude extraction related, or just a plate slipping against another plate in an ominous time?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[MindDetective]

 

[PatrThom]

I know sharks home in on electrical signals, so I assume it just looks like a giant kielbasa lying there with a sign that says, “Eat Me.”

—Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

Fire tornadoes.

 

[DarkAudit]

Oh, FFS.

 

[drifter]

That's the strain we already have. This is actually old news.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[jwhouk]

Uhm, Guys?

This is, kinda, like only 25 miles from me?

And there's ZERO containment at the moment?

Guys?

Hello?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Or even some less interesting ones.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

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Ooo, a write-in candidate!

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

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Ooo, a write-in candidate!

--Patrick

It's got like a .41% chance of impact. They should name it "Kanye"

 

[Krisken]

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Ooo, a write-in candidate!

--Patrick

Bastard asteroid, showing up 4 years too late.

 

[Dei]

I don't even think it's big enough to make it through the atmosphere if it even is on the right course.

 

[Fun Size]

I don't even think it's big enough to make it through the atmosphere if it even is on the right course.

Spoilsport.

 

[BErt]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[jwhouk]

That has an "Allstate" commercial written all over it. Literally.