BananaHands' Terrifying and Terrific Tinder Thread!

[PatrThom]

So in that first picture, what does FYSAD mean? For Your Situational Awareness and Delight?

FYSAD is an acronym meaning, "I prefer a carefree existence."

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

So in that first picture, what does FYSAD mean? For Your Situational Awareness and Delight?

"Fuck yeah, (I do) Sex and Drugs"

 

[Celt Z]

Oh wait, that Brofist was because I thought you were suggesting...



...anyway, coffee counts as a drug, right?

 

[GasBandit]

Oh wait, that Brofist was because I thought you were suggesting...



...anyway, coffee counts as a drug, right?

The GOOD kind of coffee might.

 

[PatrThom]

The GOOD kind of coffee might.

Irish coffee?

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

The GOOD kind of coffee might.

The kind you take via enema?

 

[BananaHands]

Where were you when we needed hundreds upon hundreds of cute animal gifs and pictures to quell the wars and riots and the fights? Huh? Deserter!

(also, hey, long time no see, how you doing?)

Oh god, was there another HalCivil War?

I'm good! Still doing BananaHands things. Moving to Silver Lake in a week with ol' girl.

How's the HubbaBubble?

 

[Dave]

No civil war, just a contentious election.

 

[Bubble181]

How's the HubbaBubble?

Good, I guess. Sick right now, but new house, new job, new city in a few months so lots of stress fun coming.

I'm good! Still doing BananaHands things. Moving to Silver Lake in a week with ol' girl.

Congrats!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

I'm sure I'm going to say "d'oh", but I don't get the one about dying her bangs white (35).

 

[tegid]

...Rogue?

 

[GasBandit]

While you sluts were whoring it up on tinder, I was mastering the blade.

 

[Dave]

*swoon*

 

[GasBandit]

 

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Male and female dogs ending up ass-to-ass post coitus is not that uncommon. Dogs lock together during sex until the male becomes less excited. Possibly an adaptation to ensure the male's lineage.

http://pets.stackexchange.com/questions/936/why-does-my-dog-get-stuck-to-the-female-after-mating

 

[GasBandit]

Thank god you explained that so I didn't have to be the guy who knows all about dog sex.

 

[PatrThom]

Thank god you explained that so I didn't have to be the guy who knows all about dog sex.

Oh, come on. I'm sure dog sex is no mystery for many forum members.

...wait that doesn't sound right.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

Man, I've been doing "doggy style" all wrong.

 

[GasBandit]

Man, I've been doing "doggy style" all wrong.

Well, if you think it's easy, it's knot.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Welp, I have a new position I want to try.

 

[PatrThom]

Welp, I have a new position I want to try.

Third base?

--Patrick

 

[Null]

Third base?

--Patrick

Shortstop

 

[Ravenpoe]

Thank god you explained that so I didn't have to be the guy who knows all about dog sex.

What, you think that's the first dog penis I've ever seen? LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING...

Uh, wait, I mean... oh really? That's fascinating, I never knew.

 

[Null]

Thank god you explained that so I didn't have to be the guy who knows all about dog sex.

Download the wrong H-game and who knows what you'll wind up learning. Not in a good way. In fact, don't ever do that.

 

[PatrThom]

Download the wrong H-game

Or just watch South Park.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

Download the wrong H-game and who knows what you'll wind up learning. Not in a good way. In fact, don't ever do that.

Yeah, yeah, the wrong one... that's it.

 

[bhamv3]

Man, I never learned about dog penises from the H-games I downloaded. The only things I learned about from H-games were how tentacles work.

As it turns out, they work quite well.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Ravenpoe]

Ok, that last one just sounds like a fun time.

 

[GasBandit]

Ok, that last one just sounds like a fun time.

Indeed, but it probably isn't the best line to open with. You gotta steer the conversation that way, over hours and drinks.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Indeed, but it probably isn't the best line to open with. You gotta steer the conversation that way, over hours and drinks.

Yeah, that won't work. Superman doesn't drink.

Maybe if it's Tony Stark and She Hulk instead...

 

[GasBandit]

Continuing to perpetuate the myth that there are anything other than bots on Tinder...

 

[Dave]

#16 is fucking savage.