*tucks Zen and Satori away in their closet hideyhole*Gruebeard said:STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WINDOWEspy said:
Catholic sex guide!
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I'm in the closet. :drool:ZenMonkey said:*tucks Zen and Satori away in their closet hideyhole*Gruebeard said:STAY THE smurf AWAY FROM MY WINDOWEspy said:
I always suspected.Chazwozel said:I'm in the closet. :drool:
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ZenMonkey said:I always suspected.Chazwozel said:I'm in the closet. :drool:
Oh damn, touche Zen. Tou-fuckin-che'
I give you an internet for that one.
Now where are my assless leather chaps?
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Well, bugger...Chazwozel said:
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yeah it prolly doesn't go into that, eitherzero said:
Woo hoo, my first one! Now what to do with it......Chazwozel said:
Probably doesn't instruct on that either.zero said:
DAMN YOU GRUEBEARD AND THIS MALFUNCTIONING NINJA ALERT SYSTEM!
Anyone need to be humped like a dog? I'm your man!
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Shegokigo said:
Don't worry, lesbian sex pleases me very much so. :drool:
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Way to get my quote out of context.JCM said:
Really? If I were a god who invented sex, I'd be furious that instead of just being thankful, humans decided to make a bunch of laws deciding who can screw whom and how.@Li3n said:
(Well, except for pedophilia. I can't imagine any decent god that approves of that shit.)
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Anyway, the page of priest jokes aside, as long as he´s focusing on relationships and sex counselling, instead of laying down rules, it cant be that bad, can it?
This.
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Yeah, but Catholics are wrong anyhow.
Yeah, but Catholics are wrong anyhow.
I don't know, considering all the bad stuff that you can get from sex, even after all the millennia of advancement in medicine (how is Calleja btw?) we had i'd say it wasn't ever intended to be a free for all...ZenMonkey said:
Pedobear is a indecent god.ZenMonkey said:
Thou Shalt Not Eat!Shegokigo said:
Considering all the bad stuff you can get from food...
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Well, I hunger for both food and sex, and find both quite satisfying (sometimes, anyway. Sometimes my belly feels all weird after)
Touche' my good man, touche'!Gruebeard said:
For the record, I don't give a shit who has sex with whom and what they do or what they get. I do like the speculative discussion Zen started about why a god would create sex though. I actually think sex can be a bit like food, both can be fantastic and both can mess you up, both can be fun to do and both can make things come out of you that you never wanted.
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Why god created sexual pleasure? As an incentive for us to get up and procreate, after all, how many babies would be born if no biological lust, pleasure nor orgams came along with sex?
True, most rules about sex (or wether you can get any) are mostly religious and cultural taboos.Espy said:
Like everything in life, its a matter of chosing well, and still being careful, just like one could get food poisoning or sick if he were to grab any fruit on the ground after 15 beers.
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also, most gods seem to put a limit on food - Hindus can't eat beef, it's gotta be kosher for jews. There's something about fish and Lent for Christians.
Gods didn't make eating a free for all. It makes sense they'd put limits on sex, too.
Gods didn't make eating a free for all. It makes sense they'd put limits on sex, too.
You've...seen gods preaching Catholic word?Shegokigo said:
But anyway, I think some people in this thread (not you, Shego, I'm just taking the piss) are conflating "god" and "religion." Of course most of the world does that anyway...
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If you mean me, Zen, as I'm not being terribly serious I'm not worrying about making the distinction.ZenMonkey said:
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Unless you're implying that the incidence of pedophilia is higher among Catholic preachers, I fail to see the point...Shegokigo said:
Thou Shalt Not Eat!Silver Jelly said:
Considering all the bad stuff you can get from food...[/quote:32mu4jd3]
If god wanted you to eat salmonella he wouldn't have invented typhoid fever... (btw, none of the above where meant to be take too seriously...)
Bah, agnostics need to take a side already and stop trying to have it both ways...Zen said:
(might work better replacing "religion" with "what the people in charge of your church say"... mouthful, i know)
To my mind they're pretty much the same thing. I don't mean that in an anti-religious way. Religion can be a good thing. But as soon as faith and belief become codified in any way, the discussion about "what god wants" changes significantly and often becomes "what the church wants." (Temple, shul, mosque, etc. etc.)@Li3n said:
IMO, if god exists then faith and belief are codified by (it), and what the church says is rather immaterial... (if i remember right that's actually how it works for us, with individual churches, priests etc. being able to have different views on some stuff as long as they respect the parts that where decided by the ecumenical councils or something like that).
Do you really think that, lets assume the existence of God/s, a God's thought process goes "ewww pedos" or "ewww" anything? If they didn't like something, they would rationally just not let it exist at all--if they acted rationally, that is. Mayhaps the God takes pleasure in the suffering of its creations, and that is the reason for our belligerent and cruel nature? Then it would go the opposite, cherishing humanity's depraved actions. Or it just doesn't give a shit about what happens, it's all fun either way.
So if a God entity were to exist I'd like to think if it as an ADHD child in the playground of creation, throwing together shit at random just because there's nothing better to do around, not giving a crap about the actual results.
So if a God entity were to exist I'd like to think if it as an ADHD child in the playground of creation, throwing together shit at random just because there's nothing better to do around, not giving a crap about the actual results.
Being a spiritual atheist I can't really answer that.
Being atheist doesn't mean your imagination is gone, does it? Mine isn't >_>ZenMonkey said:Being a spiritual atheist I can't really answer that.
Then again, it must be the age
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