Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

A man has set himself on fire at the White House. Park officials and Secret Service members were able to save his life. No reason as yet for the self immolation.
 
Tress

Tress

The only thing we're missing is numerous assassinations, and then it's the turmoil of the 60's - 70's all over again! Hooray!
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Tress said:
The only thing we're missing is numerous assassinations, and then it's the turmoil of the 60's - 70's all over again! Hooray!
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I admit I'm right there with you, with all this skullduggery going on yet nobody's even been so much as shot in the face.

--Patrick
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

The USS John McCain was in port during cheetos visit to Japan. They were forced to hide all references to their name and forbidden from engaging with the president. My God he's weak.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

drawn_inward said:
As a connoisseur of jalepeno cheetos, I find your derogatory usage of the word 'cheeto' to be triggering. Good day, sir.
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My good man, my use of the word cheeto, stems from a colloquial metaphor in my home town for "cock sucking mother fucking piece of shit" and for succinctness I use it here frequently. You have my sympathies if this strikes you adversely for the consumption of your preferred inferior cheese flavoured snack.
 
Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Canuck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Canuck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And HCGLNS shall restore amends.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

HCGLNS said:
A man has set himself on fire at the White House. Park officials and Secret Service members were able to save his life. No reason as yet for the self immolation.
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The man has died of his injuries. He has been identified by police. No motive yet. An investigation is ongoing.
 
drawn_inward

drawn_inward

HCGLNS said:
My good man, my use of the word cheeto, stems from a colloquial metaphor in my home town for "cock sucking mother fucking piece of shit" and for succinctness I use it here frequently. You have my sympathies if this strikes you adversely for the consumption of your preferred inferior cheese flavoured snack.
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I said, "Good day, sir!"
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

Staff member
Celt Z said:
And in a surprise to no one, Mueller's speech went right over his head.
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What really bothers me about this is that many, if not most, of his supporters will never listen to Mueller's speech directly. They'll only ever listen to what Dolt45 and conservative talk radio say about it.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom



The tariff will then rise an additional 5% on the first of every month following until it reaches 25% unless Mexico puts a stop to all illegal immigration. Someone else tweeted: "How is destroying Mexico's economy going to prevent illegal immigrants, exactly?"

“Mexico is our friend and neighbor, a partner in trade and security,” said Arizona Chamber of Commerce and Industry chief executive Glenn Hamer. “The president’s announcement is baffling and, if carried out, will be terribly damaging.”
Thanks, Glenn, for pointing out something so obvious even a 72yr-old should be able to see it.

--Patrick
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Okay how you guys define poverty is....odd, but cheeto redefining it so that fewer and fewer people are defined as poor is just so trumpian.
 
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Dave

Dave

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If they aren't poor then we don't spend as much on social safety nets. So he and the other Evil Cadre can point and say, "Look! We reduced poverty!" while the children on the edge still starve.
 
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