Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[sixpackshaker]

Joke for Houstonians...

 

[GasBandit]

Joke for Houstonians...

Dumb kids and their hashtags... it's called a pound sign!

 

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Octothorpe, technically.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Tinwhistler]

Hah, I used to go to Numbers all the time. That hits me right in the feels.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I used to go a lot when my brother basically lived there. And when I was in college. I have not been back since 92 when Nitzer Ebb played there. I need to go check it out again.

 

[GasBandit]

 

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I got your joke just fine. Just educating you fools.

 

[PatrThom]

Fla-Vor-Ice?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Choose a nickname for the job you want, not the job you have?

--Patrick

 

[AshburnerX]

Choose a nickname for the job you want, not the job you have?

--Patrick

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

Spoiler

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Gusto]

 

[Celt Z]

I could think of one, but no one's ever heard of it.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I never noticed before... that's Littlefinger.

 

[Bowielee]

Joke for Houstonians...

Pounds?

 

[Cheesy1]

No, no, it's "Sharp's"!

 

[bhamv3]

I could think of one, but no one's ever heard of it.

Ellen Page's got that doe-in-the-headlights get-me-out-of-here look. Which is a bit surprising to me, because I'd imagine most girls would be delighted to be held by Leo Dicaprio.

Well, yes, lesbian, but still.

 

[Bowielee]

How do you do, fellow Avengers?

Buschemi eyes need to make a comeback.

 

[sixpackshaker]

OK once and for all.

 

[jwhouk]

(Facepalm of all Face Palms)

 

[GasBandit]

OK once and for all.

YOU ARE HITLERSATAN

 

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Go post it on Instagram and you officially kill the English language.

 

[Celt Z]

Go post it on Instagram and you officially embiggen the English language.

 

[Gruebeard]

Go post it on Instagram and you officially kill the English language.

Yeah, the Simpsons already did it.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Three misspellings? I smell Photoshop.

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

I see four.

 

[GasBandit]

I see four.

I'm sure this is where Pat points out that there are 3 misspellings and one misused (but correctly spelled) word. So I'll just beat him to it and make this face.

 

[PatrThom]

one misused (but correctly spelled) word

More like "uncommon but grudgingly acceptable alternate spelling" but yeah.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

More like "uncommon but grudgingly acceptable alternate spelling" but yeah.

--Patrick

Tasted is not an acceptable (grudgingly or otherwise) alternate spelling of tested unless it is specifically a taste test. Which this is clearly not.[DOUBLEPOST=1432348928,1432348771][/DOUBLEPOST]Also:

 

[PatrThom]

Tasted is not an acceptable (grudgingly or otherwise) alternate spelling of tested unless it is specifically a taste test. Which this is clearly not.

That's one of the misspellings. I was referring to "pathologycal."
At least they spelled "etc" right, so many people spell it "ect."

--Patrick