Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

 

[evilmike]

(via ToplessRobot)

 

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[GasBandit]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you a condom full of spaghetti.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you a condom full of spaghetti.

but

why?

 

[Zappit]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you a condom full of spaghetti.

No meatballs?

 

[GasBandit]

but

why?

You ask too many questions.

No meatballs?

Meatballs are extra.

 

[redthirtyone]

Ghetto haggis?

 

[drifter]

Anyone else read Hot Zone? Makes me think of Ebola.

 

[Gruebeard]

butt

why not?

 

[MindDetective]

You ask too many questions.

Meatballs are extra.

Hey, they both asked the same number of questions!

 

[GasBandit]

Hey, they both asked the same number of questions!

You make too many declarative statements!

 

[MindDetective]

You make too many declarative statements!

You made as many as I did!

 

[Bubble181]

MindDetective asks
Questions and makes statements
The Bandit breaks Wind


(Yes, I'm aware it's not a very good one.)

 

[GasBandit]

You made as many as I did!

Too many!

 

[GasBandit]

Jesus, Terry, what does it take to get a ONE star review?!

 

[Fun Size]

"Blood still stains the floor where he lie. Good hush puppies."

 

[PatrThom]

I want to know who his friend married that wasn't "people."

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

Jesus, Terry, what does it take to get a ONE star review?!

Is that a login name and password stuck to the bottom of the monitor?

 

[GasBandit]

Is that a login name and password stuck to the bottom of the monitor?

Sigh, probably.

 

[Bowielee]

Sigh, probably.

It's now safer to write down your username and password than it is to keep it electronically. Can't hack paper, and if anyone is going to break into my house for computer passwords so they can access my stash of gay porn, more power to them.

 

[GasBandit]

It's now safer to write down your username and password than it is to keep it electronically. Can't hack paper, and if anyone is going to break into my house for computer passwords so they can access my stash of gay porn, more power to them.

Safer from chinese internet haxors, maybe, but not safer from wiseass coworkers.

 

[blotsfan]

I just use 12345 for all my passwords. Makes it easier to remember

 

[bhamv3]

I just use 12345 for all my passwords. Makes it easier to remember

Which reminds me, I need to change the combination on my luggage.

 

[blotsfan]

 

[Cheesy1]

Which reminds me, I need to change the combination on my luggage.

Was just about to post this:

 

[GasBandit]

Milkshakes might bring boys to the yard, but if you want to attract the womenfolk, a different approach is necessary.

 

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WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!?

 

[Dei]

Gross.

 

[GasBandit]

Gross.

Well, you might think so, but there were legions of basic bitches who got their hopes up, only to have them dashed when Durex confirmed it didn't exist and was just some guy's hasty photoshop. Jezebel called it "the greatest idea since fire and underwear you can wash."

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

@Bowielee

That's what a hand typically looks like after doing any under-the-hood maintenance of note on a car.

 

[Bowielee]

@Bowielee

That's what a hand typically looks like after doing any under-the-hood maintenance of note on a car.

Yeah, I get that, I don't get the joke.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Yeah, I get that, I don't get the joke.

Post insinuates men who don't do hard/dirty work are women. Respondent, knowing that's stupid, says he'll fix his clean hands problem -i.e. lack of manliness- by wiping without TP.

Hilarity ensues (?)

 

[HCGLNS]

Yeah, I get that, I don't get the joke.

If the guy you are dating never gets his hands dirty, he's not a real man, he's a woman.

Then the joke about stopping to wipe your but just to get dirty hands so you can be a man.

But it doesn't seem to concern itself with women who get there hands dirty.