Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

Telephius · Mar 15, 2016

Ravenpoe said:

Are you saying your toilet will have a person in it?

GasBandit · Mar 16, 2016

Quebec's porn preferences are kind of narcissistic.

Ravenpoe · Mar 16, 2016

GasBandit said:
Quebec's porn preferences are kind of narcissistic.

Quebec searches for ITSELF? That is so French.

Chad Sexington · Mar 16, 2016

Smoking? Tickling?

bhamv3 · Mar 16, 2016

Chad Sexington said:
Smoking? Tickling?

The former is what happens when you don't use enough lube, the latter is what happens when you accidentally use toothpaste instead of lube.

PatrThom · Mar 16, 2016

Chad Sexington said:
Smoking? Tickling?

You don't get out much, do you?

--Patrick

GasBandit · Mar 16, 2016

The siren goes "WEEEEEEABOOOOOO WEEEEEEABOOOOOO"

figmentPez · Mar 17, 2016

PatrThom · Mar 17, 2016

figmentPez said:
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Don't forget the dressing.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Mar 17, 2016

PatrThom said:
Don't forget the dressing.
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--Patrick

Ugh, that is just... CLASSIC Caesar.

ThatNickGuy · Mar 17, 2016

I only understand like half of this, but it's still funny.

GasBandit · Mar 17, 2016

ThatNickGuy said:
I only understand like half of this, but it's still funny.

He definitely is. It starts off with an adapted "You wanna come up for coffee?" "Sorry, I don't drink coffee" joke, then goes waaaaay down the rabbit hole on open source/encyrpted software and security measures... he's basically sealed himself in a nerd box.

Kinda reminds me of a guy I knew in college who used his public PGP key as his e-mail signature and expected us all to use it. We just didn't bother e-mailing him instead.

PatrThom · Mar 17, 2016

He goes further into nerd territory by using GPG.
Also if he is that concerned about privacy and security, he's never going to get any calls because he's never going to give out his phone number.

--Patrick

fade · Mar 18, 2016

fade · Mar 19, 2016

What about that jerk Victor? Everyone keeps calling him "Doctor" even though he didn't even finish his bachelor's.

ncts_dodge_man · Mar 19, 2016

Gruebeard · Mar 19, 2016

That hammer seems to be a little . . . compensatory.

GasBandit · Mar 19, 2016

Gruebeard said:
That hammer seems to be a little . . . compensatory.

If I'm not mistaken, it even has the word HAMMER written on the side in runes.

Tinwhistler · Mar 19, 2016

GasBandit said:
If I'm not mistaken, it even has the word HAMMER written on the side in runes.

Kinda.

This rune is anglo-saxon. The earlier germanic runes didn't have a symbol like this.

So, taking that into account, the guy spelled "GOOER"
But he was close

Hammer would've looked more like:

or

("hamr" or "hamer", but more likely the first one. doubled letters weren't that common back then, and there was little standardization in spelling, so it would have been spelled phonetically)

GasBandit · Mar 19, 2016

Tinwhistler said:
So, taking that into account, the guy spelled "GOOER"

Well, I guess that kind of is what it does, really. To the other guy's bones and tissue.

GasBandit · Mar 21, 2016

[DOUBLEPOST=1458581131,1458580816][/DOUBLEPOST]Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

PatrThom · Mar 21, 2016

GasBandit said:
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

It's missing the one you posted before of the guy eating and smoking while on a phone and skateboard.

--Patrick

General Specific · Mar 21, 2016

I don't have that one, but I do have this one:

ncts_dodge_man · Mar 21, 2016

GasBandit · Mar 21, 2016

Tinwhistler · Mar 22, 2016

GasBandit said:
[DOUBLEPOST=1458581131,1458580816][/DOUBLEPOST]Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.

GasBandit · Mar 22, 2016

Tinwhistler said:

Oh no you don't, Mahan, you treacherous cliffwhore.

ncts_dodge_man · Mar 22, 2016

GasBandit · Mar 23, 2016

AshburnerX · Mar 23, 2016

Oww... that hit a bit too close to home.

bhamv3 · Mar 23, 2016

It's true. It's all true.

fade · Mar 23, 2016

No geology. It should be "if you like beer, being outside, and making butt loads of money..."

GasBandit · Mar 23, 2016

fade said:
No geology. It should be "if you like beer, being outside, and making butt loads of money..."

I saw a different one, sort of related, it went -
Cause: Effect
Biologist makes mistake: Plague wipes out humanity
Physicist makes mistake: Quantum singularity destroys Earth
Geologist makes mistake: Rock on table now rock on floor.

fade · Mar 23, 2016

Well you could also tell them the wrong place to dig the $200M well.

Gruebeard · Mar 23, 2016

fade said:
Well you could also tell them the wrong place to dig the $200M well.

Just tell them to dig the well on Fifth Avenue. I hear you can get away with anything there.