Look, there's only a very limited number of bodily orifices a spider could crawl out of that would be worse than the ear.I feel you, Xlr8_87. I really do. And I can't say why because my wife still comes into this forum from time to time.
Me, at the time: "There was a thing, but I took care of it."
Her: "What happened?"
Me: "You don't want to know."
Her: "No. Really, what happened?"
Me: "I'm not telling you, because I know you couldn't handle it."
Her: "..."
--Patrick