Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Bubble181]

Nah, he's in Europe, he'd already be dead.

Though, I have no idea what happened to the rest of the world in that series... Just the US.

We're all just looking and cheering on the Capitol and our never-ending source of free entertainment. [DOUBLEPOST=1461473995,1461473920][/DOUBLEPOST]And to keep this on topic: @Gruebeard's picture, revealed at last:

 

[Cheesy1]

Such rhyme. Much thought.

 

[PatrThom]

Those dogs always look to me like they're made out of marshmallow and then lightly toasted.

--Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

Those dogs always look to me like they're made out of marshmallow and then lightly toasted.

--Patrick

I will never unsee that now.[DOUBLEPOST=1461475470,1461474989][/DOUBLEPOST]But let me fix that for you, Bubble:

Roses are: Red; What Jesus does: Save.
My hair: Black; My name is not: Dave.
Look at my avatar
To see what makes no sense
The animal I most damn well am not: dog. (Microwave.)

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

My sides...

--Patrick

 

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Yeah that subreddit is hilarious. It's on my reading rotation.

 

[Bubble181]

Spoilered for length. Story might make some people uncomfortable, but it's not really NSFL or anything, more somewhat weird than ewww.

Spoiler

 

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This story is unsatisfying. What happened to the guy?!?

 

[sixpackshaker]

This story is unsatisfying. What happened to the guy?!?

The lizard laid her eggs.

 

[PatrThom]

He acquired a story to tell about how dumb he was that one time.
Though to the people who know him, it probably wasn't that one time.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

I waffled on funny/not funny/political but eh.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I waffled on funny/not funny/political but eh.

Instructions unclear, thought Jesus was a duck.

 

[Bubble181]

Instructions unclear, thought Jesus was a duck.

Nah, just a quack.

[no offense to any Christians intended]

 

[jwhouk]

I thought Getzlaf was a Duck.

 

[PatrThom]

Instructions unclear, thought Jesus was a duck.

"Because that, my son, is when the garbage bag split open and dumped everything onto the sand it was awful WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER?"

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Michael Jackson songs are different in Canada.

 

[GasBandit]

Your friendly periodic reminder that the human race is doomed.

 

[ncts_dodge_man]

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

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[WasabiPoptart]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

Ain't that a bitch.

 

[jwhouk]

I feel bad for ya, son.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Cheesy1]

If there's something strange with your dairy food, who you gonna call?

 

[GasBandit]

[DOUBLEPOST=1462157005,1462156584][/DOUBLEPOST]@blotsfan

Beyonce's latest track is a thinly veiled reference to Jay-Z's infidelity. The song references the man in question being unfaithful by way of "Becky with the good hair." A large number of Beyonce's fans interpreted "Becky" to be Rachel Roy, and harassment and death threats ensued. Now another woman, Karrine Steffans, has stepped forward online claiming to be "Becky."

But those of us who watched Full House in the 80s know all about the real "Becky with the good hair."

 

[DarkAudit]

Some of those threats got mistakenly sent to Rachael RAY. Oops.

 

[Sparhawk]

For @blotsfan

Becky from Full House was played by Lori Loughlin

 

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What really happened to Obi-Wan:

 

[ncts_dodge_man]

This explains it!!!