Curse you!!!
That was probably taken Saturday, as the arctic blast started moving south through the state. It was quite the swing. Friday at sundown it was 80 degrees here. Saturday night it was in the 20s by midnight.
Now it's in the 30s, but no wind or rain, just clear and cold. It's brisk and bracing, and makes me think of Colorado a little.
Most of the letters are not adjacent keys. C-J-Q-J-A is only possible by two hands typing in unison. Clearly it's false. I suspect the capitalizations were unintentional autocaps, most of them come immediately after periods.Someone committed to the humor would have actually swiped their head across the keyboard and it would have a lot more spaces and newlines due to the size of those buttons. And the capital letter they chose are ridiculous, only D, F, and E? They completely skipped the number line? Was her head only three inches tall?
Anyway, I rate this hoax a 3 out of ten. Great idea, poor execution.
CSI: Internet Hoaxes UnitMost of the letters are not adjacent keys. C-J-Q-J-A is only possible by two hands typing in unison. Clearly it's false. I suspect the capitalizations were unintentional autocaps, most of them come immediately after periods.
Then it would have been a string of correctly spelled words that failed to make a coherent sentence.Maybe he was Swyping her head back and forth on her tablet?
--Patrick
This suddenly explains most comment sections.Then it would have been a string of correctly spelled words that failed to make a coherent sentence.
Just don't use the Picard Manuever on the barista.But...wait. I drink Earl Grey all the time. Is this like a new code, like "Netflix & Chill"?
Because that'll make things awkward when I order it at Starbucks.
Which one? The one where you do a quick warp jump at the barista, or the one where you pull the barista's shirt down?Just don't use the Picard Manuever on the barista.
But it's hot outside right now, especially for the time of year. Now what?