The Onion has just been too on point lately.
I won't disparage it, it's fucking disgusting. There in a BBQ place in Rusk, Tx that makes a REAL rib sandwich that shows just how terrible and disgusting the McRib really is.DO NOT DISPARAGE THE McRIB.
Comparing any McD product to the "real deal" is always a bad idea. Salads, burgers, fries, whatever. It's like comparing Pizza Hut to actual pizza.I won't disparage it, it's fucking disgusting. There in a BBQ place in Rusk, Tx that makes a REAL rib sandwich that shows just how terrible and disgusting the McRib really is.
I do. I've been appointed by the Lord High Commander of the Order of the Burger And Affiliated Products himself!Who gets to decide which version of some food is "real"?
And if you don't do the job correctly I will appoint somebody else!I do. I've been appointed by the Lord High Commander of the Order of the Burger And Affiliated Products himself!
Sir! Yes sir!And if you don't do the job correctly I will appoint somebody else!
So that's why you live in Belgium - you got yourself a cushy Eurogov gig.I do. I've been appointed by the Lord High Commander of the Order of the Burger And Affiliated Products himself!
Cushy?! I work hard and long! Hours of work, tasting different meals every day! Having to write reports! And sure, the toilet bowls are golden and the shower heads titanium and the desk chairs cost €20.000 a piece, but that doesn't mean they're any good!So that's why you live in Belgium - you got yourself a cushy Eurogov gig.
I'll take on that challenge.Who gets to decide which version of some food is "real"?
She doesn't mean the thing they want is fucking disgusting, but that it is the only thing that they want, which is disgusting.I don't even get the original. Did she mean sex in general? If so, how is that disgusting?
Although to be fair, if you think about it too long, it's pretty gross.She doesn't mean the thing they want is fucking disgusting, but that it is the only thing that they want, which is disgusting.
The grosser the better, IMOAlthough to be fair, if you think about it too long, it's pretty gross.
Not that I've thought about it that long...
I think that is a "what you thought" vs "what really happened" situation.Also in the side angle her eyes are wide open, but up front they're half closed, despite the camera snap sound being made. Boy, I hope someone was fired for that blunder.
See, the internet has taught me that that's just the face foxes always make.I think that is a "what you thought" vs "what really happened" situation.
The anthropomorphic ones, anyway.See, the internet has taught me that that's just the face foxes always make.
I thought Ted Cruz was Air Bud's son.Ted Cruz is Air Bud?