Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

Ted Cruz is Air Bud?

 

[DarkAudit]

I won't disparage it, it's fucking disgusting. There in a BBQ place in Rusk, Tx that makes a REAL rib sandwich that shows just how terrible and disgusting the McRib really is.

Oh, look what's back in town...

 

[sixpackshaker]

I thought Ted Cruz was Air Bud's son.

Air Bud's dad shot Kennedy?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Cheesy1]

That poor lady has dyslexia, I think. Here, let me correct that for her:

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

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According to some quick research, the slang use of "dick" for penis originates in the 1880s. Meaning these writers knew what they were doing.

 

[figmentPez]

I wish I knew which of these were real and which were edits.

 

[figmentPez]

@LittleKagsin posted this on her Facebook:

 

[figmentPez]

This is wrong on at least two counts:

 

[PatrThom]

I've used one as a substitute Phillips, too.
And a prybar, putty knife, spatula, chisel, letter opener...

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

I've used one as a substitute Phillips, too.
And a prybar, putty knife, spatula, chisel, letter opener...

--Patrick

I think I've used one for everything except a knife.

 

[evilmike]

@LittleKagsin posted this on her Facebook:

This post makes more sense when read with a Cockney accent.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Covar]

Now I haven't had Cable in 4 years, but who the hell is spending $200 a month on tv? Besides the fact that it's hard to even get a round-trip ticket domestic for $200, plus time off work, etc.

 

[drawn_inward]

Now I haven't had Cable in 4 years, but who the hell is spending $200 a month on tv? Besides the fact that it's hard to even get a round-trip ticket domestic for $200, plus time off work, etc.

DirecTV's highest tier was near that when I worked there. Quite a few folks had it b/c of promotions when they signed up. I think my sister and bro-in-law have it + the NHL center ice thing for >100 per season, and who knows what else. It's a shit-ton of money that folks could put in a retirement fund or get out of debt, etc.

 

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That gets better the further you read it.

 

[strawman]

Now I haven't had Cable in 4 years, but who the hell is spending $200 a month on tv?

Theaverage cable bill is over $100/mo as of 2015. That's up from $86 in 2012, the prices have really skyrocketed.

$200 cable bills are far from uncommon.

 

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Blech. No thanks. I pay for Netflix and Hulu. I guess you could include the ISP in that as well, but that was sunk cost. I got a huge aluminum antenna from craigslist for free, which I mounted in my attic. I pointed it towards downtown with a compass, and get over a hundred channels (most of them in Spanish, Chinese, or Vietnamese). But there are some great over the air channels, like Comet and Movies! and GetTV.

 

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[Sparhawk]

Blech. No thanks. I pay for Netflix and Hulu. I guess you could include the ISP in that as well, but that was sunk cost. I got a huge aluminum antenna from craigslist for free, which I mounted in my attic. I pointed it towards downtown with a compass, and get over a hundred channels (most of them in Spanish, Chinese, or Vietnamese). But there are some great over the air channels, like Comet and Movies! and GetTV.

Yeah, but that only works in larger cities, us folk out here in the boonies are lucky to get 3 channels with an antenna. We can pick up a NBC affiliate, an ABC affiliate, and a FOX affiliate. No CBS (no matter what they claim), PBS and like 4 local religious based broadcasts.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Yeah, but that only works in larger cities, us folk out here in the boonies are lucky to get 3 channels with an antenna. We can pick up a NBC affiliate, an ABC affiliate, and a FOX affiliate. No CBS (no matter what they claim), PBS and like 4 local religious based broadcasts.

According to some website, my town does not receive any terrestrial TV stations.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Sparhawk]

I obviously live near the border of Louisiana and Texas, I hate both those items.

 

[Dei]

Shouldn't everyone hate biting string cheese? People who do that are monsters.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Shouldn't everyone hate biting string cheese? People who do that are monsters.

How are you supposed to eat it if you don't bite it?

 

[HCGLNS]

Why would a land locked state hat sea food?

 

[figmentPez]

Shouldn't everyone hate biting string cheese? People who do that are monsters.

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Why would a land locked state hat sea food?

Because it's unfamiliar, or they only get bad seafood?

 

[PatrThom]

Shouldn't everyone hate biting string cheese? People who do that are monsters.

Heh. Not only do I bite it, I let it dry for a while so I get that nice waxy texture that audibly squeaks when you bite into it.

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

I didn't know Washington liked Hannity that much.

 

[Celt Z]

I'm confused about the gas station wine thing. Because of our odd liquor laws, most gas stations can't sell alcohol. Where are people getting this wine? Are they drinking from the pumps? Is that gas station "wine"?

 

[figmentPez]

I'm confused about the gas station wine thing. Because of our odd liquor laws, most gas stations can't sell alcohol. Where are people getting this wine? Are they drinking from the pumps? Is that gas station "wine"?

Maybe it's sour grapes, they hate it because they can't have it.

 

[strawman]

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[GasBandit]

"Just fuck up my life, fam."