Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
- Thread starter CrimsonSoul
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If you're looking for less than $500 for a car, it's worth checking out junkyards and the like. I sold a car with a blown engine to a junkyard for $500.
Based on my personal experience, remembering to do your basic periodic maintenance makes some damn long-lasting cars.
—Patrick
figmentPez
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Dave
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They were going to give me $300. So the guy who bought it said, "How about $350 cash?" Sold! He thought he got a deal and I made $50 more than I thought.
Actually I had like 15 people contact me in the course of about an hour. I think I didn't ask enough.
Well, get some fishnets and heels, take a picture, and we'll let you know how you stack up.
GasBandit
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Oh, I already know I'll fall far, far short. Nobody likes chronic venous insufficiency scar tissue.
<shrug> Get smaller mesh stockings. Easy peasy.
Best one I’ve seen was the tweet: “looks like she’s leaving him...probably with a neighbor.”
Support hose. Hey, if it worked for Robin Williams...
—Patrick
I would pay to see GasBandit dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire and posing for a "Come to X in the next 15 minutes if you want an ass-kicking!" picture.
"Poppets, be a dear and come to X in the next 15 minutes if you want an fanny beating!"
figmentPez
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I dunno, i usually prefer tag-alongs to provide some crowd control, range, and healing.I just know I'd say some dumb shit like this if I dipped my toe back into the dating pool.
Sorry, I'm married.I just know I'd say some dumb shit like this if I dipped my toe back into the dating pool.